Good job faggots, you attacked him so much he's getting the leg surgery at age 40. His goal is 6'. You self-hating manlets won't be laughing when he mogs the fuck out of you.
He couldn't resist lying even in the thumbnail (oh I'm 5'6.25") when he's barely 5'4"
>>77560943That's a lot more than 2 inches
>>77560943A lot of guys lie about height. I am 5'8" and most guys i know claim 5'10" to 6' yet are shorter than me. If there are women around when they make their claims I say that I am 5'5".
>>77560943Does this ugly fat kike live in austin?
>>77561136What the fuck are you going to do about it?
>>77560941>Painful reality of Boeing shortHow can anyone who lifts complain about being short? Being short is literally a cheat code.
>>77561142I'm gonna come to your gym and fuck you up. That's what I'm gonna do about it, Mikey
How do you like my new legs, Goyim?
>>77561146mike was a full fledged bloatlord powerlifter for like 10 years and eventually he realized he was just coping
>>77560943he actually looks somewhat "good" here, too bad about the midget height
>>77560943sleezemaxxingi was gonna say he can easily get an asian gf but i guess he's already been there done that
>>77561176i give it about a year before he goes russian mail order bride route
>>77560941>the leg surgery at age 40>His goal is 6'He's probably going to start with chronic non-unions, and end up at around 2'7" after his "recovery" completes.
>>77561185Russian women unironically love men who look like Israetel (minus the height).
>>77561196They don't. Dating scene is even more fucked in Russia than in US, since almost every man in Russia lifts weights.
>>77560941>age 40that is not a 40 year old man and i simply will not believe otherwise until some kind of proof is shared.
>>77561198Of course they do. Rich ogremaxxed bald jacked guys with a gut are russian women's kryptonite.
>>77561196He does looks like his name would be Misha
>>77560941did they improve that surgery or do you still get chronic lifelong pain an inability to put any sort of stress on your legs and only get 4 inches max out of it
>>77560943He's so adorable. I want to carry him under my arm when I go grocery shopping and feed him a little protein treat when he's a good boy6'4 btw
>>77560943>to be weaker than elite nattyReminder that roided muscle is not ever mature muscle
>>77561247>He's so adorable. I want to carry him under my arm when I go grocery shopping and feed him a little protein treat when he's a good boy>6'4 btwHe likes to riding in the little toddler seat some shopping carts have, swinging his feet with delight when some old lady stops to tell you what a big boy you have!
>>77560941Mike the kike is 5'3 btwThe guy who lost his wife claiming to be 5'3 is 5'0 with lifting shoes on
>>77560941Why lie about height? Is 5'6" that much better than 5'3"?
>>77561171This. No bubblegut or mewtwo horns.
>>77560941
>>77560941I’m not antisemitic or anything, but if I had a Time Machine, antisemitism wouldn’t exist.
I wonder whether he will ever stop or end up like other lolcows. His wife leaving him robbed him of any common sense left and now he's adrift
>>77561191What in the AI translator pajeet spam is this
>>77561274Kek. Little mister Mike would love that!
>>77561274>>77561247homosexual pedophiles
>>77561218I did leg lengthening surgery, I have zero pain and I can run and jump with no problems.Took around 2 years though for everything to heal completely and I was in my 20s. Mike is im horrible health and very heavy. I would never recommend for someone like him to do it
>>77560943This just makes me understand why people say if you're under 5'8 its genuinely over because that kid next to him is maybe 5'9 max and he's somehow height mogging another manlet
>>77560943that picture is edited, here's the original
>>77560941Let me guess, he just rattles off a bunch of platitudes how being short is not that bad and you just need to learn to love yourself, maybe go to therapy.
>>77560941Mike's character would do pretty good in ex-USSR and yugo countries, as the old strong guy who comes up with the most egregious lies and you just agree with him without believing him, but Americans really don't like guys who bullshit and boast a lot, they need to prove them wrong.
>>77562411What are you talking about? Americans love bullshit, bullshitting and bullshitters. That's why he's so successful. He makes a living selling people his bullshit.
>>77562411Americans are the fakest people on the planet, bullshit is the core of their diet
>>77561198>since almost every man in Russia lifts weights.not true at all. do you get your info about Russia from memes?
>>77561872why do Mike-obsessed incels spam this bullshit so much? why are you so gullible?
>>77562994Let's hear your take
>>77562992Me in the back
>>77562992The guys you posted literally mog 90% of /cbt/ thread. Both in height and weight.
>>77560943>that filenameKekAlso he looks under 5' lol
>>77563036point is memes are not representative of reality
>>77561909Not him but I assume "non-unions" means the leg bones/metal stilt they insert won't fuse or take to each other, and his legs will be permanently broken and fucked, hence the loss in heightI inferred that from the context
Leg lengthening surgery is another of those man-made horrors beyond my comprehension I keep seeing>I just need to be muscular so I'll roid>I just need to be good at bjj so I'll train behind closed doors and pay my coach to give me belts I wont prove in competition>I just need to be lean so I'll get love handle surgery>I just need to be tall so I'll get leg lengthening surgery>I just need hair so I'll get turkish hair implants>I just need to be handsome so I'll get my jawbone resetMike will eventually kill himself when he runs out of "I just need to fix this one last thing then I'll be happy and successful" ideas
He doesnt actually say anything about himself getting the surgery retards. He just talks about the issue of being short in general
>>77563024i love you in tekken
>>77563431how does that roided midget's small cock feel in ur asshole ?
>>77563431>display complete lack of abstract thinking ability >call others retards in the processRetard
>>77564042>>77564044>Noooo don't call out our incel horseshit for being made up... you're a.... retard....
>>77560941You know there's a small chance he'll die from blood clots during or after the surgery.
>>77564069Wow, you really don't get it. You would be capable of mindlessly climbing into a tiger cage.
>>775634314chan is full of this.It's because organic 4channers don't make these threads, people who work for these content creators or just organized troll farms and "cultural monitor" NGOs make a ton of these threads.There is something parallel right now on /pol/ with Omar supposedly getting deported. This is all clickbait, attention-getting, "shaping the narrative" shit that these fake ops do.Most /fit/ threads are not created by "us", that's why it's all influencer slop and reactions to tweets.
>>77564466Also, just to add "Now that the dust has settled" is another giveaway phrase. They just include that to imply that the thread is valid. I have seen that exact phrase literally an hour after some drama.It's a few people making most of the threads on 4chan. If you go cross-boards, you will see a certain percentage of literally the same OP post starting threads. People are contracted to spread certain news or viewpoints on 4chan.
LL surgery is totally gay and effeminate
>>77560943More like 5’ 2” kek
>>77565280Faggot
>>77560943Jesus.
>>77560978that's what she said
>>77561213black leather cap and he's right there
>>77563289>>77564471>yololet the motherfucker do what he wants
>>77561075One time I almost had a guy become aggressive since I said I was 182cm (185cm actually) and he claimed that he was 183cm but I was obviously like 8-10cm taller than him. Fun stuff.
>>77564468>>77564466There's like 50 people in the entire website outside of /v/ and /vt/umor and /pol/ lol no one is shilling anything here
>>77567113You did not contradict anything I said. I am guessing you are one of the NPCs who never read the Epstein files. 4chan is literally influenced by Epstein.4chan is dead. Anyone saying anything else is trying to convince themselves it is dignified to still come here, but it's not.It's all shit. Genuinely. I hate that I come here.
