>>77562423
Why would I ever jump inside the lion enclosure?

>>77562439
it's an(d) tiger, incel

>>77562423
That's not even a big tiger and you can tell he hasn't been in many fights by how he is standing. Also tigers rarely fight other tigers and apex predators compared to lions, but a siberian or big ass lion would be much more difficult to incapacitate since scaring them off only works when they are not in an enclosure.

>>77562423
The tiger attacked him very lazily. I feel like he could have scared it off if he did more than just lying there.

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>>77562423

The tiger is presumably well fed. I don’t understand the aggressive behaviour exhibited

>>77562464
I love not knowing when you spergs are taking the piss or not

>>77562423
It's not about /fit/ness per se but being familiar with martial arts with bjj in particular. The tiger does not defend its limbs and is one armbar away from tapping out

>>77562439
His carers clearly dropped the ball

>Oi! You got a loicense for mauling?

>No! No! No!” the man shouted after the initial bites — holding up his index finger and appearing to try to reprimand the beast.
Kek dumb bong doesn't know the tiger only speaks Russian
Also that tiger enclosure looks like shit that poor tiger was probably bored and angry as hell

>>77562662
this, but also a well placed low-kick to the face would suffice to scare it off

Kick that nigger right in the lower jaw and knock it tf out fr fr ong

>>77562423
so fluffy imagine fluffing that big fluffy bugger

The fact that this thread is endlessly recycled And reposted is sad for two reasons. Either it's the same person or the same group of people making these threads, which is extremely sad, Or even worse, the heads of the population of this board are so empty and unoriginal that every time this thread is posted, it's a different person just repeating what they've seen because they have nothing better to do.

>>77562759
chill, nerd

>>77562761
Sorry you're so upset

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>>77562423
i imagine a strong man can beat up a tiger if he was forced to. we will never find out because no strong man wants to risk getting disfigured to fight a tiger
it would also be considered animal abuse

>>77562786
You have a very fertile imagination.

seeing a strong man like eddie hall fighting a crocodile or a lion to the death would be interesting

>>77562618
jej

>>77562662
biting the opponent to death is an automatic DQ so i think the armbar attempt is a good strat

>>77562821
>under purgatory rules

>>77562423
Yes if you mean /fit/ness in regards to natural selection. People with sense dont enter tiger enclosures

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>>77562423
With strong legs you can kick its skull in

>>77562792
Crocodile is winnable, they’re not so great in a straight fight (not that I would try). A lion would just kill him. They have retractable knives for hands and crush bone with their bite. Thick ass skulls too so good luck punching one.

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>>77562457
prove it. also these things are harmless. some guy on youtube has like ten of them in his yard because he puts out cat food for them every night.

>>77562423
I dont see why not, he looks like he doesnt lift

>>77562615
>The tiger attacked him very lazily
Vid?

>>77562464
Do you not realize the tiger just needs to grab you for your entire brain to immediately pump adrenaline and dopamine into your body at the sheer pair his sharp ass heavy paws are digging into your flesh like a hot knife through butter. You'll have at most 5 seconds before your brain locks up and just pumps you full of drugs so you go numb as this fucking thing starts eating you.

>>77562423
How much can a tiger even bench
>tug of war gif
Good thing I'm not fighting for underhooks vs a fucking tiger you idiot, I'm giving that sucker a knuckle sandwich you better believe it.

>>77562423
>Is it possible to be fit enough to survive this situation ?
Yes.
>1. Be above room temperature IQ

>>77563546
Well you can argue for what you get vs a tiger and not just starting out naked, it is reasonable to believe that you would have rocks or a stick or even a spear since a rock a stick and twine are reasonable to acquire in the bush. But we are talking who has higher T me or the tiger and you best bet I'm not pussying out and he's probably gonna try some shit like grapping at me and trying to go for the neck. Unfortunately for the tiger that's right where I want him, bam, one two amd get this skip the 3 and hit him with a 4 or 6. But vs the tiger he has weak side delts and can't keep up with lateral movement if you set up the fight correctly.

>>77563487
See look hes wide open. If you get some kind of gauntlet especially like this it's over. You want more than chainmail though and with a spear alone he's just gonna run away. Tigers are all about their fangs and claws, in pure strength and speed I can technically move more weight and have the advantage up close when it comes to actual boxing.

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>>77563625
Check these sweet ass gauntlets out imagine vsing someone back in the day and your punches bite through their shit and stick to their helmet. It's almost like using a zweihander that would be period correct for mobility would be just be a shittier pole arm without one of those spiked handles or spike and axehead for the return swing then pull. Anyways I'd absolutely wipe the floor with a tiger given I didn't have to cut weight and lift so many times a week making me weaker and slower so I just focus on fighting.

>>77563629
>the spikes along the entire finger and shit
Probably negated grappling vs knights in standardized. They were probably such passes they wouldn't even 1v1 a tiger in full armor. Alexander was driven out of India what a faggot. He didn't conquer Asia he didn't conquer shit.

>>77562662
I'm kicking the tiger you are smoking crack, you can lean back away from the claws. He knows your groin is a weak point though all animals go for neck/eyes/groin/underbelly but little does the tiger know I am a black belt in karate.

>>77563487
>>77562464
>>77563616
>>77563629
>>77563637
Americans are fucking retarded.

>>77562786
A tiger can jump like 12+ feet(it looks like 20 almost) horizontally with a very slight drop from ledge to ledge there's a video on YouTube. Tigers testosterone is so high they are jacked AND BIG by sitting around and then running for a little bit. Lions get bored and hunt extra to give to the hyenas like they are gonna do shit. A strong man has less than half of the athletic feats of tigers as bipedals, a tiger is stronger than a strongman by about 2.5x at the minimum. If they had no claws and no fangs they'd still win. The insane test also makes them see in slow motion. There should be a tiger simulator game with vr and hand shit fuckin I'm the top ranked tiger main.

>>77563644
Hahahahahahaha a european hey what's it like being a homo?

>>77563651
LGBTQ came from US not Europe. Your estrogenic response only proves it further.

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>>77563644
I gotta hear this so how are you fighting a tiger, european. By having a strong opinion? Or an even stronger opinion?

>>77562423
nope you're dead

>>77563655
Europeans are known fairies. They smoke the gayest cigarettes and boast about their ability to down less than a gallon of carb heavy piss tier beer. They also drive gay cars and smoke a tiny bit of weed and get a nicotine high, and drive drunk at low speeds. You are the epitome of a homosexual that your entire is a testament to this fact.

>>77563661
The top of your forearm has shit for main arteries and shit. I can punch a bowling ball on a rope i can punch a tiger.

>>77563662
>and your entire country is a testament to this fact
I'll change it up I'm having a whole glass of wine. Then I'm gonna post about how much of a fag that I am that I'd lose to a fucking tiger who doesn't even know how to keep his hands up.
He's getting knocked out.

>>77563662
>broo i smoke, drink and drunk drive better stuff and get way higher than you
cool anon now grow up you bottom-feeding low-life
>you're gay!!!
okay cool

>>77563668
Tell that to the tiger. He would find your gay european dillydongs humorous.
>digereedoo digereedong huehuehuehuehue

>>77563671
were you part of the same group as tiger guy? I hope your caretakers are more watchful

>>77563662
You wouldn't survive an hour of drinking actual alcohol in certain parts of Europe.

>>77563692
>my country is a dangerous shithole

>>77563692
>waiting a long time to drink a moderate amount
I too have been a street squatting larper clawing at Americans about their blatant superiority

>>77563719
>peasants from a third world country can drink more than my mighty self
I seriously doubt that

>>77562423
No.

Your only chance of survival is if the tiger is disinterested or apathetic towards you.

Your fitness is not something that remotely factors into your survival.

You couldn't even roll or get up or shit yourself properly in time if it wanted to kill you from that position.
Even if you removed its claws and teeth it could still crush your skull with minimal effort and lick you in half in minutes.

A healthy adult tiger is utterly superior as a natural killing machine, it's reaction time, speed, strength has evolved to deal with far larger and more dangerous prey than you will ever be.

Anyone who suggests martial arts or just punching would remotely help you should at least try to get on social benefits and sterilization as that level of absolute retardation/inbreeding should be removed from the gene pool and left to die alone as they would have died before reproductive age in any time where tigers were a serious daily threat.

>>77563719
Reading comprehension of a third world mutt.

>>77563834
USA has a 33% higher low-literacy rate than the EU. You're trying to explain to a goldfish what walking on steady ground is like.

>>77563825
>would have died before reproductive age in any time where tigers were a serious daily threat.
you just outed yourself Deepak, gtfo

>>77563861
So you think you can take on a tiger?

or do you think tigers are a serious daily threat for most people?

>>77563537
It just put his fluffy paws on his back. It looked like nothing. It's weird how cats attack, the tiger stopped for a bit and just stood there. I think the video is cut and the fatal blow was delivered afterwards

Could a strongman armed with a steel mail , sword, lance etc defeat the beast?

>>77563883
You know damn well what I mean. Who would say something like 'time where tigers where a serious daily threat'? Someone who comes from an area where that used to be the case. I'm onto you Deepak, you can deny all you want but it's a clear cut case. Post hand right fucking now.

>>77563537
https://www.reddit.com/r/zoos/comments/1x2kt37/man_at_yorkshire_wildlife_park_decided_to_jusmp/

>>77563891
Does that work for you?

Sned bobs hands and vagenes? lmao

The only thing you are on to is the spectrum of tardation sherlock homo.

>>77563906
Describe the colour of your hands.

>>77563909
Skin color.
Imagine being you, hand fetishist, jerked off alone so much hands have become your primary sexual focus.

I'm not kink shaming, but the degeneracy & general faggotry is astounding.

>>77563922
Keep evading Deepak. I have a 100% hit rate of picking out brown hands based on reply contents, and you shall surely not be my downfall. I have had my work reviewed by a network of peers and they all agreed on my work being stellar, watertight and very sharp. Your latest evasion was the final nail in the coffin. We can now definitively conclude:
>>77563825
brown hands typed this post

>>77562423
I'm an American. I could have beaten the tiger.

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>>77562620
Yes the tiger was well fed, I am pretty sure the guy could have repelled it by kicking and punching as hard as possible.

Because predators that are not hungry usually do not mess with prey that can hurt them, it is not worth the risk in the wild to sustain an injury.

But the dude simply displayed absolute prey behavior, no survival instinct, no self defense, he simply pleaded for mercy (which animals have no concept for)

>>77563825
Even if the tiger can win, if you hurt it enough it might back off. Because it already got enough food, it has literally no reason to kill you other than for fun

>>77563935
On the off chance you get a piece of your skull stuck in its esophagus maybe.

>>77563946
Ever seen a cat play with a bird?
Well fed housecats kill more shit for sport than feral cats that hunt for food.

The tiger knows this soft fuck is no threat and toys with him at its leisure.

Yeah if he was annoying enough or uninteresting enough it would have been his only chance, but he was kinda entertaining.

I think some people underestimate how strong a tiger actually is. They are not to be trifled with

>>77563629
>ass gauntlets
Those are clearly hand gauntlets.

could full power legendary super saiyan broly at maximum anger defeat a tiger?

>>77563993
No since saiyans are furries. They might fuck the tiger though.

>>77563935
>eaten the tiger
ftfy

>>77563894
He did everything you're not supposed to do with a large cat. If he had gotten up, stood tall and made himself large he'd still be alive today.

>>77562464
t. literal retard

>>77562423
Is he telling the tiger off? Reminds me of this bear video
https://youtu.be/nU5cMZymSr0

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>>77562662
>bjj
which ones the tiger?

>>77564110
You have the survival instincts of a fucking pheasant. lol make yourself big n tall that shits hilarious what like breakfast size? or more fun toy size?

>>77562423
Probably if you waddle into a tiger enclosure wearing a literal EOD suit and are strong enough to still wrestle in one.

>>77562423
Does it work like a dog? Stick your finger up its butt and it lets go?

>>77563468
Presumably the crocodile would be better in a straight fight if it took place in the water

>>77564110
>>77564324
Big cat=bear?
I am not sure what you're supposed to do with captive tigers? In the wild, if a big cat wants to eat you they tend to do so by stalking you. They jump out of a bush onto your back and cut your throat. I recall an anecdote from an anthropologist type who lived in the Amazon and the indigenous retards didn't have a great system or tactics for dealing with pumas despite living with them for generations. Still came down to
>see a puma
>raise alarm
>group up
>if you're out there alone you might just be getting eaten by a puma kek
if you are unlucky enough to be targeted by a big cat in the wild your best chance is interrupting it while it is still hunting you, letting it know you're gonna take some energy to eat, i.e. not fighting it.

I don't think most big cats are liable to kill you because they are bored and you happen to be a novel thing for it to play with, which is what big cat in cage is motivated by. Sitting next to it to get slowly mauled to death is not optimal but playing dead only sounds marginally better
>cat pls find all this bystander noise unpleasant enough to forget about me laying here quietly
No one is falling into an enclosure with a spear so if you ask me rn your best chance is to throw your shoes at it to confuse it before using whatever fitness you have trying to scale the enclosure as opposed to playing dead or fighting it.

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>animal comes running to attack me
>use secret technique
>animal BTFO

>>77563825
there is a fucking old ass gif that pops up on here from time to time of some jeet on a elephant walking through tall green grass. OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE this big ass tiger leaps out of the grass, does like a 20 foot vert to try to grab the little jeet boy off the elephant. Tiger misses,falls back into the grass and just disappears. Shit was wild.

he was mentally handicapped and was signing at the tiger in makaton
his caretaker lost track of him

>>77562423
If you hit it with some ps ps ps you'd probably be cuddling with it soon after. It's less about fitness and more about understanding the secret techniques

>>77562423
Does someone have the full goddamn rekt?

>>77564397
Yeah

>>77564400
>cut for TV
>no blood
>no gore

You've got nothing! You've got nothiiiiiiing!

>>77564183
>which ones the tiger?
neither they are both human if this was on the streets one or quite possibly both would be in jail

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phew :D

>>77564417
That's because of Harambe.

>>77563608
>inventing arguments in your head
Pity (You), thanks for the laugh.

>>77564389
That wasn't makaton or do you have a 4 inch pinky?

>>77564422
>do you have a 4 inch pinky
no mine is much larger

>>77564432
Show it in its full erect veiny glory

>>77564417
So if you get pushed into the tiger pen you are just fucked?

>>77564434
no homo

>>77564435
yes

>>77564435
Not if you walk with a blade at all times.
You stab the tiger, gey mauled anyway but actually kill the tiger, get hospitalized, get out, and stab whoever pushed you into the cage.
But yeah if unarmed you're pretty much done. Also don't lose function of both arms while being attacked or else you're done, blade or no blade.

>>77562615
I dunno man, Tiger could take one swipe and hed be bleeding out

hats the story, how did this guy end up in the enclosure

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>>77562423
>Is it possible to be fit enough to survive this situation ?
yes

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If it was me, with some training and luck, the tiger could have survived.

>>77564324
Retard, if you are in a situation like this there is literally nothing else you can do. You cannot outrun the creature, the only thing you can do is try to be as intimidating as possible and try to hurt the animal as much as possible when it comes close.

Even if this just buys you 30 seconds more this might be all he need until help arrives

A fucking Labrador would kill half of you idiots let alone a tiger lmfao

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>>77562423
I'd fucking end that thing no diff.

>>77563649
>A tiger can jump like 12+ feet(it looks like 20 almost) horizontally with a very slight drop from ledge to ledge there's a video on YouTube
They can also do this while carrying dead animals in their mouths
I remember reading a story about a lion who jumped over the 10 ft spiked enclosure, killed a 500 lb cow, and jumped out with the cow in its mouth

>>77564183
The one that doesn't win the fight. That's why you bjj the tiger.

>>77564478
>You cannot outrun the creature
Powershiter detected

>>77563825
Display of victim mentality. Even a rat would take you out in that state of mind

>>77562792
Is this not the concept behind the Colliseum? Some gladiators must have won, it can't have been exciting for the lion to win every time.

>>77564652
Probably the gladiator won most of the time, unless he was poorly armed. Trained guy with a gladius vs lion, my money is on the guy 80% of the time.

>>77562423
No
/thread

>>77564498
Exactly.
Ever had a pissed of house cat on your hands.
Multiply that by like 9000

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>>77563894
Fuck off, faggot.
>>77564324
Amazing, you managed to be more idiotic than the anon you responded to.

>>77562759
It's mostly one guy. A spam addict that lives here and doesn't go outside. He posted the same thread with a vaguely relevant question on most boards. Look how many (you)s he got. Now they're arguing about Europe vs USA in a spam thread created by a disabled brown tranny. Alot of it just him samefagging though

>>77564635
You b8 is as weak as your 1RMs

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>>77564341
Idi s nami, esli khochesh' ostat'sya v zhivykh.

>>77563655
Lies, it came from jews in German, mainly Magnus Hirschfeld. His queer porn library, that he wanted taught in schools, was the first Nazi book burning.

>>77564706
Lmao why doesn't he fight back? Is there something wrong with him? He's about to be fucking dinner.

>>77565155
considering that he jumped inside a tiger's enclosure it's safe to assume that he had some serious mental illness

>>77565267
Oh yeah watching the gif he does have the mannerisms of sheldon from big bang theory. He probably thought they'd just canoodle his head off, note taken not to stand within pushing distance of a tiger pen or else the zoo jew is gonna try and save the tiger over me.

>>77565272
>no you can't keep the tiger
>yes we know why you tranquilized it while it was mauling the retard
>we saw that you actually took out the bullet and put a dart in

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>>77563850
>33%
Immediately recongized as a bullshit statistic.

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>>77563692
Stop embarrassing yourself. Every American teenager has drank pic related.

>>77563894
kys

>>77565696
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791898076316383.mp4

>>77565703
That's literally nothing.

>>77562423
No. Are you retarded?

>>77565800
You're either a retarded child or a degenerate alcoholic.

>>77565696
Cool but when does the tard dies

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>leanchads BTFO
Maybe if he actually had muscle he would of won

>>77565733
kek

>>77565854
>just ottermode bro women love th-AAAACCKK

>>77562620
I'm in a bulk and I'm about to call you a faggot, some people are just naturally aggressive I guess

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>>77563954
How do you know what Tigers find interesting? Are you a tiger?

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imagine you get mauled to death by an animal and the president of the usa takes your death footage and turns it into hilarious ai parody and posts it online lol
https://x.com/jesseyjay94/status/2110210679827222977

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>>77566932
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>77566955
stupid migger award

>>77564706
The tiger was definitely taken aback for about 0.3s

>>77566932
>>77566955
Lmfao he's the most entertaining president ever

>>77563929
>I have a 100% hit rate of picking out brown hands based on reply contents
made me kek

>>77566932
>>77566955
Fucking kek

>>77566962
Seethe rabbi

Whenever my cat wants to fight I usually win easily. Assuming a Tiger is like 3x a cat size, it would be a bit more difficult but I still think I would pull it off.

>>77567903
>not letting your cat win to boost his ego and make him feel like a lion
faggot

>>77567913
Actually my cat is a girl and it will be a cold day in hell before I lose to pussy.

>>77565696
>>77564706
Anyone got his POV video?