how would you looksmaxx if you woke up in the body of jayman079 tomorrow
>>77566047Let's be honest. This guy has more game than 99% of people on here
>>77566047look how happy he is, he probably has a healthier life than 99% of /fit/
He unironically found his best look. His facial aesthetics are shit and you can't salvage that level of baldness so trying to look conventionally handsome would be a waste of time. He should stick with his bearded mountain man/biker look and blast test since he's a bald megacoomer even at normal hormone levels.
>>77566113Genuinely if I had that kind of game I would be neck deep in it
>>77566113It's kinda impressive when you think about it. Just being a horny retarded lolcow is not enough to loop back to being chad. Der coomer has a unique je ne said quoi.
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>>77566047What does this guy do for a living?
>>77566198>What does this guy do for a living?Not sure but he HAS to be filthy rich because1. He has the free time to go to every porn convention under the sun.2. All of the stars go out of their way to give his ugly ass attention (publicly) and all seem to know him personally, which would never happen unless he was showering all of them with crazy money.
>>77566113>gameis paying whores to touch them for a few seconds or buying their products game now?
>>77566140>>77566192>>77566198>>77566204Has he had sex with any of these porn girls? Id assume you can meet them in these conventions and pay for a private room like a strip club
>>77566047Ah yes, this is highly preferable to living in fear of hellfire
>>77566209He's married and has at least one child.
>>77566198haunting image. no souls behind either of those eyes
>>77566047He's happier than everyone here
>>77566113There is zero evidence that the coomerman has ever gotten laid
>>77566198My autistic mate kinda looks like him, I hope he doesn't end like this...
>>77566047I wouldn't do a damn thing
>>77566210Yeah most of them are prostitutes so they've probably fucked.
>>77566119>>77566459being addicted to porn bad enough to be famous online for it doesn't sound that good, actually.
>>77566140He looks like the guy from Anthrax if he was on a registry.
>>77566514>most of them are prostitutesAll pornstars are prostitutes. They have sex for money. Adding a camera changes nothing.
>>77566192>>77566198>>77566140
>>77566047>the OG coomerkek it's been a while since I've seen this nigger
>>77566203My thoughts exactly.
>>77566462He literally has kids. What about you incel?
He is my role model fr
The guy is jewish or demonically possessed. Which means he's jewish.
>>77566047>>77566140>>77566192Dollar store version of me.
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>>77566525Yeah, but they also have sex for money without a camera, which is what he meant. They are "escorts" (prostitutes), and the scenes they do are basically advertising.>>77566462He's literally fathered multiple children.
>>77567132i've heard of this but always thought it's an urban myth/mostly a euro thing. how do i go about hiring a pornstar hypothetically?
>>77567146Bro the fame just makes them more expensive than normal escorts. Why go through all the trouble? Is it the familiarity that's appealing? You don't really know her, and she definitely doesn't know you
>>77566047Apart from his dead, zombie-like coomer eyes he doesn't look much worse than me.
>>77567161i'm not asking because i want to, i never fucked a hooker and not planning to. just curious how it actually works, do you call their agent to negotiate the price and they kinda are in the know or what? because i feel like this would be an advertised thing and it appears to be not
>>77567173yes contact her or her agentwill require a deposit
>>77566210>>77566514>>77566525You see, the problem is you only see women as sexual objects
>>77566210absolutely. angela white fucks fans for 10k
>>77567161Pornstars are clean. Can fuck them raw.
>>77567177Do you think they’d let me live out a fantasy? I’ve always wanted to go to a harvest festival with a particular looking girl. A girl from highschool I never had the courage to ask.I could sleep with her later that night or do whatever she wants but first I’d want to go walking through a farmers market and a festival in November.It’s all really gay but I want to stick it to my fucking anima.Are there rules? I don’t want to scare the women away because I am looking for a particular lookalike to a girl I used to know so I can’t exactly cold call 50 of these agents till one agrees.
>>77568823Why hire a pornstar for that and not just a regular hooker? with pornstars for one I would think most wouldn't go for something public like that and it would be expensive as shit. most normal hookers would propably do it though, I bet clients request whackier shit all the time
>>77566192is that madison ivy? years have not been kind to her
