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Anyone else here Ankle Monitor Maxxing?

>Wear fake one to the gym
>Hot chicks start working out close to you

It's literally like a cheat code, even better than wearing a fake wedding ring
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why are you implying that's what you do? You dont, you only imagined it
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>>77570681
did so
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>>77570680
t. actual felon on probation that wore this for a year

This actually repels people. It tell chicks to stay away from you.
Maybe some trashy drug addict chick might think it's hot, but the normal self-respecting person sees it as a red flag.
I bought a cover for it, and then eventually stopped wearing shorts altogether.

It's not a good look.
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>>77570682
Cool. Why don't you post a picture of your ankle with your fake ankle monitor on it and a timestamp? You won't
Because you don't have one And this thread is entirely made up because you have nothing better to do.
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>>77570680
>goes to the gym on house arrest
Did you steal balloons on free balloon day?
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>>77570704
>Doesn't actually read the text of the thread he's replying to.
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>>77570680
>Anyone else here Ankle Monitor Maxxing?
this gotta be the most retarded idea ive read.
Have you ever seen the women convicts pull? most of them can't read or are convicts themselves. Any quality woman is gonna avoid you. Women like spontaneous adeventerous guys who have that dontgiveafuck attitude but they dont wanna deal with the results of those guys
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>>77570703
he said did so brah weren't you reading
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>>77570680
Im guessing this kid saw that on the gta6 trailer and thought it was cool
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>>77570680
This and a wedding ring and you're unstoppable
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>>77570680
Do you get temporary tattoos from a gum ball machine to put on your face?
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>>77570696
What did you do?
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>>77570819
People over 18 aren't kids, grandpa
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>>77570994
i sent antisemitic text messages
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>>77570680
based
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why do you think people wearing these are some kind of high-t chads? they're filthy criminals. you think they're someone to look up to? you think they're hard and manly rebels? that's what got them on probation? wake up. they're not "high test", they're fucking annoying druggie human rats who deserve zero respect. you have a false glorified image of criminals instead of the trash they really are and it's frustrating to me.
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>bumps his bullshit spam thread from page 10
That's how you know it was a wog spam
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>>77570704
Ankle monitor doesn't necessarily mean house arrest, ignoramus.
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>>77570719
Lmfao. They can't control their attraction to tall, dangerous men any more than we can control our attraction to big tits, hips, and ass.
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>>77570719
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>>77570703
Don't be like that.

4chan used to be fun.



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