>hey anon, welcome to subway>just finished at the gym? nice>what can I get you today?
>>77575988Shut up nigger and make me a sandwich
>>77575988A reason to live please Robert.
>>77575988Chicken bacon ranch footlong combo, with garden salsa SunChips and a Pepsi Zero. Italian herb and cheese bread, pepperjack, onion, lettuce, tomato, jalapeno. I worked hard so I deserve it, I’ll just skip dinner (I won’t)
>>77575989You didn’t give him an order dumbass
>>775759885 dollar foot long with lettuce, tofu, and some random vegetables, maybe some bell pepper?
>>77576001>That’ll be $16.57 sir
>>77575988Italian BMT, toasted. Lettuce, green pepper, onion, banana peppers, mayo+extra sub sauce+salt&pepper
>>77576006>5 dollar foot longWhat a throwback For me, I'll have whatever holds the most calories for under $10
>>77576010>>77576014Subway has gotten better. They have 6.99 footlongs for awhile now. For 1000+ calories with vegetables it’s not a bad choice if I don’t feel like cooking
>>77576021"Seven dollar footlong" just doesn't roll off the tongue quite the same way, does it? Bring em back and I might go back
>>77576020Bars are for degenerate drunk faggots, tofu is for chads. You are a faggot.
>>77576023I've got something you can roll off your tongue ;)
>>775760017/10 order. You might as well just get a cheeseburger if you want to eat unhealthy. Also the garden salsa chips are nasty as fuck. Still it’ll taste pretty good >>775760064/10 order. You don’t even have to cook any of this you can just buy the veggies and tofu for like $10 and eat on it for 3 days >>775760118/10 solid order but you’re getting a lot of cancer causing nitrates in that fake salami and pepperoni
For me, it’s the McTuna
>>77575988How did I end up in a Subway? >leaves
>>77576073What do you get einstein?
>>77575989hes literally trying to retard. what bread?
Last time I had subway was when my dad got me some. It was pretty good, turkey, olives, lettuce, pickles, cheese, some spicey sauce, mayo and tomatoes. My dad is awesome, I miss him everyday.
>>77575988tuna on honey oat whole grain. sliced cheese, toasted. avocado. and yes, i know it costs extra. lettuce, tomatoes black olives. Salt&pepper, oil and vinegar.
>>77576094Turkey and ham sandwich, footlong flatbread, cheddar cheese, toasted, all the veggies you can fit except banana peppers and olives with a single line of peppercorn ranch and Salt/pepper
>>77576001>I worked hard so I deserve it
>>77576115Pride is the trojan horse of the soul>>77576108I see, doesn't sound bad. I work at subway and get to dick around with the menu for free every day at lunch so maybe I'll try it. I've been getting tuna and pepper jack cheese on jalapeno cheese bread with just the bread and cheese toasted. Tomato, jalapeno, pickles, spinach, lettuce, salt, and pepper.
>>77576093To say hi to Robert :)
>>77575988If I enter a restauant and see that a black may handle my food I leave.
>>77575988I really don't understand the point of this place. Is it normalfags pretending to eat "healthy"? There's nothing healthy about a bunch of salad and processed meats shoved into trash bread.
>>77575988uh yeah uh can I just uh get some of uh the grilled uh grilled chicken yeah uh but just uh in an uh a uh a cup? please...
>>77576455
>>77576462What? It doesn't even taste good. Fried chicken has fewer calories than this bread and tastes 1000x better. If you want bread then go to a bakery and get real bread.
>>77576104My dad died too young
hi, got anything vegan and gluten free?
>>77576023You do know about inflation right?
I’d like a meatball marinara footlong. cooked white bread, sauce, and 3 cookies. And a ticket to Digger at the local kinoplex, Robert.
>>77576497How young is too young?
Subway is so shit it might as well be a government institution at this point.
Stopped going here in 2019 when someone at the counter said I looked like a school shooter and the manager laughed Fys
>>77575988chicken teriyaki, no olives, add jalapenos, add pickles, more pickles please, more, just keep adding until I say stop, ok that's enough, now drown it in sauce please, cheers.
>>77576042>tofu is for chadskek
>>77576455jesus christ its just a fucking sandwich
>>77575988>Hi there.>I was just wondering.>Can I use my EBT here?
>>77575989>what is wrong with you anon.>we have a right to refuse service to anyone treating staff with verbal abuse or disrespect >im going to have to ask you to leave.
>>77575996My name is now Rob-Al Muhammad. Have you heard about the Prophet Elijah Muhammad? He says blacks are the real Hebrews and the Jews are impostors
>>77576042>If I use the edgy words maybe I'll fit in!
>>77576492You're like that Steve Albini quote>>77576548kek that reminded me, I was picking up an order and stood by the register, this hot college americanized asian girl finished ordering then walked over to pay, I said 'go ahead' and gestured in front but didn't move. She started getting all antsy then asked me to move. I said why. She started getting more and more panicked and held her shit up over her face like a mask. I said are you worried about getting sick she said yes. Then eventually she walked off like 10 feet away and stood there hyperventilating till I left
>>77576507Inflate these nuts bitch and make me a sandwich FOR FREEMaybe I'll tip you 5 dollaz if you do a good job on my footlong dong XD
>>77576633Chill Robert, he's autistic, first time outside the house in months
>>77576455Subway is slowly dying. It used to be a dirt cheap place people could stop at lunch during school or work for a full meal for $5, and it had the benefit of being "healthy" in the minds of normies. It's healthier than McDonalds, I guess.Lately though, due to inflation, they can't do a 5-dollar footlong anymore without losing money. They had to jack up prices to the point where it's not cheap anymore. And if you want a gourmet sandwich, Subway isn't the place, you want Quiznos or Firehouse. And they're not even that much more expensive for a far better sandwich.So every niche that Subway (and Subway clones like Mr. Sub) had, it slowly lost, and now it's just a dying brand that survives on name recognition alone.
>>77576667>edgyGo back to redd*t, faggot
>>77577632Whoa he did it again! Fitting in great, tranny.
>>77576023It's like asking for <1 dollar gasNot happening anymore, we just live in a different time
>>77577398>"Yeah, autism can make people say things such as the n-word, which is-">*hissing*>"Oh no... Robert... no, not now! NOOO! NOT NOW! NOOOOOOO!">"My autism... It's flaring up!!">"ROBERT... I'M SORRY!!!!!!!">(with tears in my eyes) "NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGERRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
>>77576507yes, it's some obscure fetish for coomer faggots on deviant art.now, about my sandwich...
>>77576021>6.9hell yeah dude lol
>>77576020>The gay bar is down the street, mateYou mean the one labelled '/fit/'?
>>77576011>banana peppersAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>77577623yeah man it sucks, i'd get 5 dollar footlongs after hockey games back 20 years ago... went there the other day and it was a huge letdown... like 15 bucks for a sub. the quality was so bad too and it was mostly bread. made by third worlders who barely speak english instead of teenagers or nice ladies who call you honey.
>>77575989…Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Sorry about that, Robert. I'll handle this and get the next customer, go ahead and take your break.
>>77575988Every third company logo is a fucking shekel symbol and every other 4th is a hex
>>77578384>*forcefully cuts in front of this anon*>>77575988YO ROBBIE WHAT'S HAPPENIN' MY MAN>*daps him up*
>>77575988Subway makes you fat
Drop your pants and gimme a footlong, I'm STARVIN
>>77575988I opt for a filet and proscuitti on sourdough
>>77575988What meat can they possibly use? A ribeye is the only thing I can make into a sandwich that is decent. It can't be that hard to make a steak sandwich they probably use msg.
>>77575988Does Subway still enforce the no singles policy?
>>77575988Robert I would like whole wheat bread. Roasted chicken for a protein. Mozzarella for a cheese. I would like lettuce, tomato, spinach, green pepper, salt, and pepper for toppings but I would like them in a separate container. I will be making this sandwich myself later and do not want the vegetables touching the chicken until the moment of consumption.>side saddles down to the register
>>77575988This actually happened to me but getting a sub from publix because subway SUCKS. I moved out of Florida and miss the chicken tender and ultimate sub weekly deals.
>>77577623>you want Quiznos or Firehousei didnt know quiznos still existed i remember it being good never head of firehouse tho
