Dumb larp

Probably from the wog

>>77578156
I'm sorry to hear that, lad; that's terrible

Shut the fuck up faggot

>>77578156
at least you had a period where you LIVED for a bit. continue killing it for as long as you can and that's already better than most people since they never get that period of being truly awake

Stories like these is why I perform my own colonoscopies at home. It would help to have a smaller camera like the doctors but you can get there with some determination and resistance bands

>>77578156
Try to get through it, then get back to living :)

>>77578156
Rip your gains

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I thought only fruits get butt cancer?

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why does every time someone makes some gains, something bad must happen and set the guy back at least 2 steps, if not more? why is life so gay? why is our body so retarded that it does everything it can to kill us at the most inconvenient time?

>>77578156
Timestamped ass photo or gtfo

>>77578281
Because lifting isnt natural. Youre putting your body through too much stress which makes it easier to catch sicknesses/injury. If you were doing actual tasks to get strong like working a farm, your body would be able to process the stress better.

Think about it this way. Working out youre putting 110% stress on your body for 1 to 2 hours. Vs working a farm which is 70% stress all day.

Your body can handle longer periods of moderate stress better than the intense peaks of working out

Instead of being depressed at the end of the road, why aren't you happy at least you got to experience life as a fit person, even if it was for a short amount of time.

>>77578158
It has nothing to do with /fit/ it was a (probably fake) sad life blog. The demoralizers hate that you work out and feel good about yourselves. Always remember they don't want you happy.

>>77578288
thank you for the explanation, based anon. also check'd

>>77578332
let me get that trips

>>77578219
>perform my own colonoscopies at home
you should monetize that shit on only fans bro

>>77578182
>at least you had a period
he didnt get his period anon he had the shits you cant just plug that up you know

>>77578156
The only part that's not fabricated is another man sticking a camera up your asshole.

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At least you'll look good in the coffin!

Every workout I enjoyed in the moment, and thanks to the endorphins, the peace and joy found just after. I was never lifting to reach some future idealized version of myself, not really, I was lifting because it helped me enjoy the moments found in the now and just after. The beauty of the struggle, moving that weight I surely thought would crush me, that was more than enough.

>>77578408
That's dope and all but some of us want to be lusted after.
Trying my best to get lean, currently 171lbs at 6ft and cutting down to 150ish.

>>77578332
he made that shit up though and just packaged it in big true sounding sentences.
>Working out youre putting 110% stress on your body for 1 to 2 hours. Vs working a farm which is 70% stress all day.
XD
I can do the same but in the other direction:
Working at a farm places your body under prolonged metabolic stress, which causes inflammation and is detrimental to your health. Working out at a gym ensures you get the useful stimulus (for muscle growth and tendon adaptation) while avoiding this long-form stress on the body that would eventually cause breakdown and disease.

>>77578333
checked

>>77578336
lol

>>77579066
fag

>>77578156
>"microdosing meth"
holy shit this guy is a genius
seriously though, sorry for the cancer

>>77578156
If this true that is rough OP.
I hope your butt dosnt kill you.

>>77579442
his butt is a murderer

>>77578288
I used to be exactly like this.
I trained for 1 hour but I went fucking HAM at it.
Now I still train for 1 hour but I do really slow reps and even isometric holds.
I do half as much reps and sets I did but when I finish I'm much less fatigued. Probably get less gains but it's worth it for me cause I don't get sick and have to take two weeks off the gym every months like a dumbass.

>>77578219
I feel like /fit/, as terrible as it is, is the only board where I can still read stupid funny shit like this

>>77578156
>stage 4 colon cancer
chlorine dioxide and zeolite for herx reactions

God is awesome like that

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>>77578158
Yep anyone that’s actually been in the ward can see right through this shit

>>77578156
lift