None of you can run from this thread because you don't do cardio. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMBkZFTrPZc
>>77579999quads to workout quads
>>77579999Bump
What are some good plus size halloween costumes?
>>77579999If you put it at 1.25 speed it goes kinda hard
>>77580064everyone knows fat girls give the best pyramid head
>>77580064
>>77580064I'm going as a "Sonic" type neckbeard
>>77579999welcome back to goblinx general. enjoy your stay
>>77580518Stop posting this ugly ass video.
>>77579999Never thought I'd see the days this OP would return
>>77580518Based.
>>77579999>cardio
youze guys got snacks
>>77579999i just quadded
>>77582600>you gotta be quicker than that buddy
>>77582600You might not like it but this is peak male form
>>77580518Thank you for your service, king
>>77581773>imagine the smell
>>77581773Is it on video how she lifted/put her right leg up there first? That is the impressive part for the piggy assuming she did it on her own
>>77583202Her name was gobu. She actually lifted. Unlike you
>>77580071I want a refund
>>77583202Post the tits
>>77579999Nice quad
>>77580007It's funny how accurate that is.
>>77580020BASED
>>77580027How plap became a thing?
>>77580064None
>>77580066How can I be scare from this?
>>77580071kek
>>77580375My trannies are even ??
>>77580518Thank you for your service
>>77581773My sides.
>>77582600maybe
>>77582746Halloween isn't supposed to be this creepy
>>77582748Fat fuckers
>>77583325Just realized that was a tattoo
>>77583342Don't need to imagine, you already know
>>77583607Isn't she just posing with the help of a friend?
>>77584005refund only if the outfit is not damaged
>>77584027fat titties aren't real titties
Fatties are mocking themselves with all the body positivity they preach
How can anyone be attracted to this?
meh
>>77584188These fuckers invented a dance for their FUPA
>>77584191How can anyone think BBL is high class aesthetics?
>>77584192I can't tell if she's a dude or a dudette.There must have been a point when losing the sight of your own genitalia makes you question your life choices
>>77584193Americansand it's not a thing
>>77584196>>77581773WHY???
>>77584198Imagine being chased with a shapeless blob that can stink from a mile and sound like a dying dog when it run.
>>77584199I fell for the latina thicc ass once, never again
Cool thread boys>>77584212>Class II obesity
>>77584192My coworker is so fat whenever she walks her sneakers squeak, this vid reminded me of her for some reason.
>>77580375it can join metal with electricity but cannot bear children for it has no womb
>>77584204fucking mental that they make body suits in that size. look at this bikini bottom draped over a sofahttps://www.vinted.com/items/9859522612-bloomchic-size-30-blue-paisley-ruched-high-waisted-bikini-bottoms-plus-size-6xl
>>77584209is this bitch wearing boxer shorts?
>>77584228>>77584237
>>77584230MOAR
Does anyone have a picture of that old post giving all the nicknames for fat people? Like insulin demon and butter chugger?
>>77582600A truly grotesque beast.
>>77584676I've got the "Alphabet" one with Bert & Ernie but I know there are others.
>>77584206Fat, fat and fatter.
>>77584743That thing has some sort of congenital defect that results in it both being retarded and having several physical abnormalities. It definitely sits squarely in the "uncanny valley" and most likely frightens small children and pets.Understandably, the family that birthed it allows it to wander around, most likely in the hopes it will get hit by a freight train, mowed down by a tractor trailer, or shot by a startled visitor.
>>77584769yeah but u gonna finish those chips?
>>77584756>>77584676I like "insulin demon" better than what is actually there
>>77580375No one can ever tell my why every one of these makes that fucking stupid smirky fake smile. It is as hideous as they are. Why do they do it?
>>77585375Do you think a person that fucked up mentally and emotionally, that decided turn themselves into a circus freak, would even be capable of a genuine smile?
>>77585383That is a good point. Still, I hate it. It triggers some sort of repulsion response worse than just encountering the freak itself.
>>77584212>>77584236>>77584239why do you keep posting semen demons in fph
>>77585101I agree and I've seen better lists but I couldn't find one to post. Back in the good old days, the members of the old r/fatpeoplehate board produced dozens ranging from side splitting to meh, but I'll be damned if I can remember if I saved any or where I saved them.
>>77580375Every welder I know would beat that freak to death with a shovel.
>>77585389It's the uncanny valley response. In nature, anything that close to human, but obviously inhuman upon closer inspection, is likely to be a predator or competitor species.
>>77585397I'm not complaining.
>>77586139these women are so disgusting this has to be a samefag
>>77584199Imagine the fucking stench of that room
>>77586322just because she lives in a bigger body doesn't mean she's full of braps. educate yourself.
>>77584217Hey Kool Aid!
>>77582746how short are these women? corn shouldn't be that tall above someonet. midwesterner
>>77586374The bigger the gyatt the harder it is to wipe your ass
Don't lie about your weight anon.
>>77586831This is obviously a joke post, but who is the woman? What's the account? I see Hebrew on the side.
>>77587026That's greek you mongoloid retard.
>>77587133Greeks are hebrew??
>>77587159They wuz, n shit.
>>775842098/10 in based red state rural America. No blue haired trannies here anon. Time to move to the country in a manufactured mansion with a sweetheart like this!
>>77582600fuckin CHAD
>>77586617Depends on the variety, there was some corn down the way from me (I raise alfalfa and beeves) that was 9 feet tall this year. It was comical because the bottom ears were 3 feet off the ground, so the guys combining it were running with their heads way higher than normal.
>>77582746apart from jason and second right they look decent
>>77587651the one with the hammer is the only one that isn't fat.The two you said plus the far right are obese.
>>77582748Too thin
>>77584230Whatever this is, I need one.
>>77582600Speed and power. You know he's never done 7 reps in his life.
>>77584230Did Jar Jar sent her that comment? Didn't know gungans talked to hutts
>>77584233>natural bodies>jailhouse looking shit tattoo on her arm
>>77584196>27Man...
>>77584199Dude, ive always wondered... can you burn a BBL thru endless cardio...? Or thats a forever thing? I guess it should be like lipedema and it just stays...
>>77584203What the fuck, how do you get a coinslot on the front?
>>77584206I honestly dont see the difference
>>77584209So this bitchs new job is just trying yoga pants to test how much can you fraud with them? Kinda like a whore dummy test?
>>77588760>Indians sound like JarJarHoly shit
>fat people hate>look inside>fat people masturbate
>>77588982Masturbate to this
>>77582748Chucky could get it
>>77588982Thats been the point the whole time.
>>77588982I mean that is on you if you find fatties attractive
>>77580518me? i'm thinking based.
>>77589478That's sad... I can't hate her. I hate her parents. What the fuck are her mom and dad feeding her at home?
>>77589541I imagine the parents look even worse.
>>775898308 inches. Think you can handle that?
>>77589478I struggle to put on a few kilos on a bulk. How does this chubber manage it? What's her secret?
>>77589830>45 and listing off demands like thatHave her confidence, anons. It'll get you far.
>>77589830>keep it movingtry that sometime lardo
>>77589478Jesus christ. My 5yo is so thin you can literally see his bones and he eats constantly throughout the day. He also runs everywhere he goes and cant sit still. You literally have to be feeding her donuts for breakfast, cow pies for lunch and cake for dinner for a 6yo to be this big. I can only hope its AI
>>77584215WHY are they so saggy? Why do all fat bitches gave saggy tits?
>>77590343The weight causes titties to sag, no joke
>>77589919Springfield.
>>77590364How come non walrus titties dont sag until they get old or have babies?
>>77579999just wanted to inform everyone tonight I'm cooming inside my fat wife (she weighs 230lbs)
>>77589064didn't this fag work at rooster teeth
>>77591033dear fucking god
>>77591033this post brought to you by Big Podiatry™
>>77590530is she on birth control? under no circumstance should you breed a fat but if she is then go buck wild, plap that big fat ass!
>>77589830ragebait. why else would she be posing in the off-brand TV aisle?
>>77582600idk this beast has some pretty strong aura.
>>77584212OF?
>>77591169You dumbass. Birth control AND PLAN B have a weight limit around 165lbs to 195. IUDs dont because they work right there, any pill dosage changes depending on the size of the patient. "Nah it all works fine" dog she's 2-3x the weight she should be. Other charts say >just don't be over BMI 30But what if she's a 6'0 200lb amazonian? Why do you think fat bitches all have kids and "birth control failed"?
>>77591289no judgement either way but have you ever watched a baseball american have intercourse with your significant other?
>>77591304Not a cuck no, nobody fucks me wife. I didn't marry a whore OR a fat desperate slob. >baseball What color is that one anyway? I thought they were white and asian
>>77584233Would.
>>77582600This is actually a female Sload.
>>77584191Just one taco away from Full Abuela mode
>>77584319Kek. I don't understand how can they get that way and still be ignorant about their own condition.
>>77584357fat people be fat I guess.
>>77584372She's fraud maxing, and yes.
>>77584454What's your weight?
>>77584619You can't handle MOAR
>>77584676I think those are honor badge for them now.
>>77584756BASED
>>77584758Pretty much, and they still try to brainwash you into believing they have different body shapes.In reality it's just different heights.
>>77585101TRIGGER
>>77588801There isn't.
>>77585397Those arn't semen demons, mate.Semen is pretty healthy, they wouldn't want it unless you're diabetic and you're semen taste like corn syrup.
>>77586139Check your blood glucose level.
>>77586139If she's aghego'ing from food and not your dick then if you know you know
>>77591795I'd Grinch her Christmas is you catch my meaning(penis in anus)
>>77586309Nah, some people are just idiots.
>>77591820I hate that's she's Instagramming instead of nursing her newborn more than I hate her fatness (which I also detest)
>>77586322I don't need to, you can tell from the lack of people.
>>77586439Aid kool
>>77586613Was the belly left necessary to tell people that she's in fact wearing an underwear?
>>77586831AI slop>>77587245How is this 8/10?
>>77587609That's new one.
>>77591568A fat person eating gives me tard vibes. Idk why
>>77591840Because women won't touch you.
>>77588091Don't fall for it.
>>77588760My sides.
>>77588763Nothing is natural in that webm.
>>77588796It's over
>>77588797People think the fat would still look and feel like the actual real fat.In reality the body would deal with it as a foreign body albeit with less aggressive reaction.So there will be some fibrosis, so basically BBL is controlled lipodema.And yes, some people would suffer residual pain from it.
>>77588798This thing is contactless payment only.
>>77588804Pretty good ad for spandex IMO.
>>77588982Just you.
>>77591869What was she asked?
>>77589043How do you masturbate to this?
>>77590343Many reasons, but I think just the lack of physical activity is the main reason.
>>77589478This is child abuse
>>77589573This shouldn't be hot to anyone.
>>77590382good jeans
>>77591169Her weight is the birth control
>>77591269It's free
>>77591331If she's past 35 and gave me 3 children and in wedlock.
>>77591350She's in abuela mode
>>77591568who's the target audience?
>>77591821Look her before and after>>77591827new age women.Children aren't the fruit of love, instead they're the seed for like and subscribe.
>>77591831all that fat and no ass
>>77591881What's your current rate?
>>77591816Imagine how many extra crew they had to hire to stay on the other side of the boat to keep it from listing too hard.
>>77591824Rollerblading is a fucking GOAT exercise thoughever
>>77591831hahahahaahah what the fuck. This one was funny
>>77591845Ask youre mom.
>>77591867What a pathetic man.
>>77584191Guarantee this woman had a perfectly fine ass before that stupid BBL. What a waste
>>77591862>>77591865Do blacks and deperate losers really not notice or care that their tits are flat and empty from the side? What boobs, those are just flaps. And you know they smell rancid.
>>77591880Does she have down syndrome? Her receding hairline tells me she can only deep fry butter, no nutritious meals.
>>77591884Fucking disgusting.
>>77591905Nigga, you gonna give the /fit/ buttsniffer a stroke.
>>77591888>blaming god for your ignoranceWhy did eve even eat the fucking apple? If you're just going to blame god for everything?
>>77592051kek. how can we be sure she has seen this edit?
>>77592150This was the most cardio he's ever done
>>77592782She definitely hasn't because it was made this thread
>>77591033I like how the nail is painted
>>77591884What in the FUCK is that doll demon on the back
>>77592729What's everyone's take on the theory that all the schmoos in that clip are trannies of some sort?
>>77595347jacob being the weakest link pooner i belieb it
>>77591810I almost feel bad because I sense (I am an empath) a hint of sadness in those eyes when she flicks off the camera at 0:07-0:08. Then I remembered that people like this put themselves on the internet knowing they get these kinds of messages, acknowledge them, and make videos of themselves reacting to it. For what purpose even I can't sense.
>>77595347We'll be guessing unless one of them gets an Onlyfans. People who look like that are so unsexual to me that it doesn't matter. That said, both Jacob and Noah have that weird facial structure I've seen on fat female-to-male trannies.
>>77595347>>77595828If I had to bet it would be "Jacob" with "Noah" running a close second. While schmoos do lose most readily identifiable sexual characteristics as they add adipose, it's the way those two grease goblins "pose" while be recorded that screams FTM trannie to me.
Shit, toggled the wrong post in my last. I meant to respond to >>77595452 and not >>77595347
>>77582600I think I saw this guy at work the other day
>>77584228Its this retro old school thing called heterosexuality. It's pretty cool. I dont think you would get it, though
>>77596038You mean phatsexual.
>>77596018did u fuck
>>77590343Gravity and bad support bras due to negligence. Look up how african/south american etc tribes and how lack of bras affects their tits
>>77591815>Semen is pretty healthyKeep telling that to yourself, fag
>>77598071She has 4 tits?
>>77598097Where do you see the other pair?
>>77583325Genuinely looks like a fat manI wonder if they'd get offended if you ask them if they're trans
>>77584206>monthglass
>>77595498>these utter monsters can find love>I can'tLifts for this feel?
>>77599830id wager an entire years gains that joker is in some polyamorous bullshit, you ain't missing out
>>77599215>Han, ma bookie, baldo nee anna dodo da eena
>>77589064for whatever reason this faggot really disturbs me
>>77598638Kek
>>77588988Every time I see a body like this I always wonder how long it would take to burn given the amount of flammable fats and lipids just underneath their skin. Not like in a crematorium but just doused with gasoline and thrown in a pit. How much fuel does that landwhale contain exactly?
>>77579999havent heard this one in forever
>>77587609Those fucking lights man. She wasn't even that fat. But WHY are those lights so accurate?!
>>77595347The vid is too old for that
god i hate fat "people"
>>77584206>would plap middle blondie
>>77579999Neck Training
>>77604347I thought someone photoshopped her knees to look backwards.
>>77584193I have plapped and will plap again, soon. Basically fat bitches are usually easier and you can treat them like shit. Easy to have one or 2 on standby as a living flashlight you can hit up when youre horny and 9/10 fuck and leave in like 15 minutes 24/7. Hot chicks don't let you do this. A certain kind of man would be satisfied by just jacking off but for a lot of us that only buys a few hours, while pussy buys like a day or 2 of mental peace
>>77584454>niggerYuck
>>77605164knock it off
>>77579999I miss when these threads weren't fetish threads, we use to have funny / good content. If I wanted to goon i'd head over to /gif/ or something.
>>77584212Christ just lose the weight
>>77604347Them shoes boutta bust
>>77579999>None of you can run from this thread because you don't do cardio.rekt and checkt
>>77605160Obeast foids do give great blowies and there’s usually breakfast the next morning because, you know, food but sooner or later you develop a sense of self respect.Remember, the phrase “Any port in a storm” is a platitude and not serious life advice.
>>77607737Niggers gonna nig and obeasts gonna obeast.
>>77608164>what HS rape does to a motherfucka
>>77579999mirinneck routine?
>>77587609Every time I see these it makes me want to buy a Louis Wain schizo painting of a cat.
Anyone have or know where to find a picture from a doujin with a girl sitting and talking to a guy about how fat people are ugly on teh inside or you can't be pretty while ugly cause it's reflecting who you really are?
>>77610776>dis heatwave doh
>>77612164Does anyone have the pic with the fat guy who took off his shirt on the subway?
>>77595347I always got the impression that Noah was the "ladies man" because he fucked a fat nasty bitch or two and bragged about it and the rest are gay with Jacob being the only tranny.
dead thread
>>77613031>2013 was 25 years ago
>>77580375What a piece of shit
>>77582600Stephen king got a cheesecake factory rewards card
