Youre at the gym. Doing your routine. Suddenly you here though your headphones>AYO CHAMP!Me?>yeah you. Spot me. Im going for a PR>*loads up 4pl8 bench*>what are you waiting for get over hereWhat would you do?
>>77581239>nah sorry no can doAnd return to my workout.This one is a no brainer really.
>>77581239>wait until he unracks>turn 360 degrees and sit on his faceGets the whole gym laughing
>>77581239*my eyes roll back white, I begin levitating, weights start to float and orbit me as I extend my arms and laugh like a villan*
>>77581242>ight lil bro. You probably couldnt even pick it up anyways>>77581244>*finds you in the locker room and rapes you*>>77581248>anon starts laughing while hallucinating >ayo what the fuck bruh. Im good. So somebody get this weirdo out of here
>>77581242This>>77581256>>ight lil bro. You probably couldnt even pick it up anywaysI'm going to watch from a distance as this guy folds himself in half
>>77581256>utilizing my deadlift lockout skills, pulses my butthole to your thrusts making you cum pathetically fast>whole gym laughing even harder nowYour move
>>77581256*i grin and stare down at you, you fall to your knees and throw up a live brazillian wandering spider, The spider crawls up your pants and bites your weiner* Heh, the venom from that rare spider causes painful erections for up to 48 hours. Enjoy your stay in hell poser. *I then glide back to the ground and all the floating weights fall to the floor as well* Hey everybody! Look! Weenie Hut Jr's number 1 employee popped a boner staring at me.. I'm also a dude! Haha! *Everyone in the gym stops whatever they are doing to walk over and point and laugh at you. Your cheeks get red from embarrassment. I then shove you to the ground and pull my pants down and begin urinating with perfect aim all over your face. The crowd begins to cheer and chant "Weenie Hut Jr's! Weenie Hut Jr's" I then pull out a ball pin hammer and one strike your kneecap, making it explode. My pants are still down and I am still peeing on your face while I explode your kneecap*
>>77581267>*clears it without help*>guess im stronger than I thought, thanks for the morale support>>77581268>*falls in love with you and you guys have a healthy bromance gym relationship. Pushing each other to get stronger and healthier for each other*>imagine if you never sat on my face.. *kisses you*
>>77581281>>*clears it without help*>>guess im stronger than I thought, thanks for the morale support*Teleports behind you**Slices you in half with katana*I have cut another worthless object!
>>77581267>I'm going to watch from a distance as this guy folds himself in halfLMFAO you beat me to it
>>77581273>somebody call 911. I think hes dying. He keeps yelling about some spider and he pissed himself>still have to hit this pr tho
>>77581298*I wake up and check my pants* What did you do to me you freak? *I wave my hand and open a portal to the shadow realm* No one makes me peepee in my pants anymore. *I sprint at you, hands extended and pinch both of your nipples really hard. I throw you violently into the shadow realm by your nipples which tear at the seams from the sheer velocity and strength of my force*
>>77581307>sorry kid but we have to revoke your gym membership>>77581289>I have cut another worthless object!>you didnt have to cut yourself anon.. they have help lines for this
>>77581239>What would you do?
>>77581239I started saying no. I don't care if you die if you lift what you can't handle.
>>77581343>*finishes set*>thanks bro. You a real one
>>77581340erm plot twist OP, nothing you have said or done here is funny and you should throw away your keyboard. Maybe get familiar with your floor and do some fucking pushups you pussy
>>77581239this unironically happened to me the first time someone asked me for a spot. giganigga, his girlfriend, and i were the only people in the gym, and he had 190 kg on the bar. i couldn't even bench 2pl8 at the time kek. luckily, he didn't need any help on it
>>77581239I would grow wings and fly.
