I hate the antichrist

>>77582879
im inbetween slutty vampire and slutty nurse. i went as slutty pirate last year, but ive also thought about slutty cop too. and also slutty angel and pic rel too

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>>77582891
YWNBAW

>>77582879
Dressing as Wesker because the theme is villains and fwb is dressing up as Ada Wong

>>77582901
thank god

>>77582879
Giant cuddly lifesized teddybear, because women always choose the bear

>>77582879
The key is to avoid buff characters because you'll always look smaller in comparison. You are better off as a jacked version of Link than a skinny Bane.

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>>77582879
It would be cool as hell to dress up as archer, but I am way too fucking pale for him. Vergil would be a better fit, maybe I could carry a lawnchair around.

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This shit is so easy to pull off and is so iconic, its basically cheating.
The reason you never see it is because people arent fit enough to pull it off and cant find thin enough black cloth to use as a mask.

>>77583083
who/what is this?

>>77583089
you never heard of nightmare man?

>>77583089
Netflix Daredevil. His costume begore he got his "real" costume.
The real costume was so shit in comparison they put him back to his initial one for the 3rd season.

>>77583083

My nigga. Done it 4 times now. Absolutely right, need to find the proper mask though. This year im 1966 Batman.

>>77582879
i am Catholic so i will be spending All Hallows' Eve visiting my grandparents' graves and going to mass.

my shr still kinda sucks so might not do a costume again :/

nothing. im in my mid 30s and dont have any friends, or a family, to go to any halloween party with.

>>77583153
finally someone like me

>>77582879
King Baldwin IV because I'm leaning into the fact I'm ugly lol

>>77583153
Lol it's fine. The only time I was invited to a party ever was... Well, never. But at one of the few social gatherings in someone's house I went to I met literally my ex wife lol. I bat a high percentage I guess
Keep your head up kid

>>77583153
>dress up
>show up to random party
>mingle

>>77582879
I'm a man btw. I'm not some troon. But I'm wearing the playboy bunny costume to show off my gainz

>>77583213
Fag.

>>77583153
you're not missing out much, women wear slutty clothes 365 days of the year now, Halloween is really for kids now

This pic reminds of this hot video from a long time ago of this lesbian forcing another lesbian to worship her ass really hard and they were both in playboy bunny costumes.

I wish I could find that.

>>77583344
I think i remember that. Did tbey end it buy fucking her ass?

>>77583089
Nightman from the "the nightman cometh"

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>>77582879
I went as future mark and my wife went as Anissa (she's 8 months pregnant).
I get 2 Halloweens this year and will be using the same costume again.

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>>77582879
I wasn't in shape until after university so I missed all of this in junior high, high school, and university. My life has zero purpose. I live innawoods by myself, KHHV. I will perish alone. To all you younger guys, get fit, take roids, whatever you can, you only have a very short window in which you can ascend into normiehood and have endless access to pussy. If you fuck up, you can't gain young love and experience back.

dom from one of -sir's comics with the abs cutout and labeled glory hole
or red ranger morphsuit

>>77582885
>the antichrist
>the

Christlarper. Antichrist isn't singular.

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Either this or Hentai Kamen

>>77582879
You know what? Thank you for posting coombait OP. I lost my spark. Nothing has even been like a carrot on a stick for me. I’ve been laid plenty. I’ve had random hookups I’ve gotten my dick sucked without asking or even thinking I had a chance with the chick I’ve done it all. I’ve been hard pressed to find motivation to go as hard as I used to, to be as strong as I used to and get as lean as I used to be when I had all that sex. But the one thing I have never had which I’ve always wanted is to fuck a Halloween slut. I want it so bad. Thank you for giving me something to work towards for next year. Idgaf if she’s dressed like a bunny or some retarded shit as long as she’s slutty looking with a nice ass

>>77583809
>I live inna woods by myself
Well good to see you’re trying to really be around people to get rid of the KHHV status. Let me guess you also work remotely and have a home gym too

>>77583083
>iconic
Lmao.

>>77583131

Most based answer in the thread. Respect your ancestors, embrace tradition.

>>77583131
Gay

I think im in love with the girl on the left

I'll be dressed in full Hamas gear
;) as a joke haha... totally... :)

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I'm dressing as Chris Hansen and I'm going to print out texts from my friends to bully them about
>So help me out here, you thought Patriots going for O Line in the first round was a bad idea. Walk me through this. You saw our Superbowl, why would a team like that not need trench play?

>>77584607
Lmfao.

>>77582879
My wife picked out a roman gladiator costume for me but the breast plate is chopped. I even said "this moulded plastic chest is worse than my real chest" and she laughed.

>tfw wearing armor designed to make me look weaker to hide my power level

>>77584669
You should have picked out a burka for her

>>77584690
>tfw wearing a male burkha to hide me from the other milfs

These girls look so young to me now, idk what I'd even talk to them about... "heh, so how are your studies going?" jesus im getting old

>>77583349
I can't remember, it was like 5 years ago and I found on Thumbzilla.

I just remember I, myself actually laughing mid-way through because of how aggressive she was forcing this chick's face into her ass.

It was a white and asian chick, whitey on top.

If someone finds it and posts a link, I will wish them 1000 years of good luck and all the izzat in the world.

>>77582879
i have never been to a non-relative's-birthday party of any kind in my entire life
i havent dressed up for halloween since i was 13 either
i also have no friends

>>77584905
pretty much same here. im in my mid 30s. people who can go to halloween parties and talk to these hot slutty girls in costumes and even have sex with them the same night are like a different species from me. i hate being alive.

>>77584924
i just want to be near people that i can smile and relax around, to act jovial without being deathly afraid of their hatred for my being annoying. i want to fucking live

>>77582879
if you're a girl and you're the one on the right, how can you live whilst being friends with the one on the left
no man will ever look at you the way they do at the girl on the left
your boyfriend will always make eyes for your "best friend" and secretly wishes he could be with her
this must be horrible

>>77583354
where's his troll toll?

>>77584951
I'd be ok with either of them

>>77582879
>dance off on the bar
>go hitler, it's your birthday
Jacked Hitler

>>77584985
I would go for right but unfortunately it looks like we're settling on left

>>77584994
right is literally ugly
not even a 5

>>77585001
She'll do for a plap

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>>77585001
Kek post face

>>77582879
i dont celebrate halloween

>>77584669
Take a dremel to it and carve it in a way that shows the real body beneath

>>77582879
>wearing Halloween costumes after the age of 13.
Fucking weirdo.

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>>77582879
Im going as this, but the shirt is gonna say "Occasionally Goon" because I think "Never Goon" would be disingenuous

>>77585570
My favorite is the "Trvecel" one.

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>>77582879
no better way of showing off my gains than hanging from the ceiling shirtless

>>77585693
You never know how good things truly could be if you stopped being a self hating faggot

Get behind me Satan

>>77585570
you got a pic of that senpai?

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da mallard

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>>77583131
Pray for me my brother in Christ I jacked off twice today

>>77585830
Lmfao.

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>>77585820
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>>77582879
That is one thicc and juicy ass on the left. I wouldn't mind it if she sat on my face and started farting directly into my nostrils if you know what I'm saying.

>>77582879
idk, my gf just broke up with me, but her group of friends that I know, and my cousin and his group are likely gonna meet up, so not sure what to do...

>>77582891
sh-show :3

>>77586107
Show up in a ghost costume and say you're ghosting her

>>77583153
Same here. Since Halloween is on the weekend I might go to the bars and people watch

>>77584327
t. Bullied in high school

>>77582885
Is it the antichrists fault you cant fuck the women you would like to?

>>77586243
I hate the antichrist

>>77585866
Only the absolute Chaddest of Men can wear this.

>>77586163
Kek, my mate said the joke was shit, but I liked it.

>>77583211
Unironically the best thing you could do. It's the only time of the year you can crash parties with no consequences.

im so pathetic that even when i was in college from 2010-2014, you know the heyday of dating apps and before everyone was glued to their phones 24/7, i didnt really do anything for halloween. i think a few years i tagged along with my roommates and their friends to parties but i stuck out like a sore thumb, pretty much just sat in a corner barely doing anything. it made me want to kill myself even more because even alcohol and halloween costumes and such wont make up the fact that you're ridiculously self-conscious and insecure about what a pathetic loser you are.

>>77582879
I'm gonna dress up as a male stripper and give lap dances to one person and then leave

>>77582879
That's my god damn wife take this post down

>>77586404
you're like an abused dog thats been abused to the point it wont even try to escape, even if the door was wide open. Drop all the woe is me bs, stop behaving like an abused trauma victim socially. Stop being so self-centred and self-absorbed that you're locked in your own skull.

>>77582879
Last year I got into a fight because some queer was trying to mog me and was being a dick about me hitting on his girlfriend. If she says yes there's nothing you can do bro, but now I have to 540 back kick someone at a Halloween party of course I'm not happy about it.

>>77582879
I want to engage in xxx-tier acts with left. Sexo phenotyperino.

This stuff makes me realize how subhuman I am. Blows my mind that guys can go to Halloween parties from young ages surrounded by women who are deliberately dressed like complete whores like the sluts in OP's photo and can converse with them and even get with them sexually. i couldnt even imagine it

Was being hercules but the etsy costume I purchased looks like shit and I'm not sure what to do by Saturday to either fix it or replace it

Isn't halloween supposed to be scary? When the fuck did people start dressing up as super heroes and shit?

>>77586656
Villains are usually less well fed gigahomos you could do some Steven segull shit to and they are also less intelligent somehow

>>77582879
I have been trying hard for a year and it is better than expected

>>77586754
One year is nothing

>>77586656
Decades before your parents were born, anon.

>>77586311
Why? You’re a larping indian, shouldn’t you hate Shiva or some other unga-bunga deity?

>>77582879
im making my own sonichu medallion for my chris chan costume. im not kidding

>>77586740
>dem eyes
Uncanny valley vibes, brother…

>>77585060
Bassed fire n ice enjoyer

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>>77584902
>be me (40) chatting to girl who works at local market
>ask if she's doing anything for halloween
>"I'm dressing up as wonder woman and going out with friends"
>"like, trick or treating?"
>"...no, uh... clubs and bars and stuff"

Fuck man she didn't look old enough to drink

>>77582879
Man, I miss going out for drinks and banging easy sluts
Bringing them home, removing their clothes and seeing them there all ready for my enjoyment gave me such a high
Too bad I'm 40 now, which is basically 70 in the eyes of young sluts, and nobody attractive even goes out anymore
Getting old sucks

>>77583083
>marvel super hero costume
>iconic
it aint 2015 anon, nobody gives a shit about marvel anymore

>>77586740
lads should I go to Korea for Halloween? anyone done that? seems like the nightlife there is great

seems like Japan essentially banned all the fun parties, looking for a new place to go

>>77586909
you easily could have played this off in a fun way

>>77586740
Never underestimate the classics

Also…
My wife and her dressing as bunnies as I dress in an (open) smoking jacket to show of my physique
>everyone at the party knows we will FMF later
>t. Natty 7.75x5.75” 6’3” mid-Chad
>you’re now imagining my cock and body
>you’re now picturing watching me fuck both of them
>this thought will recur to you for the rest of your life
>read this over again

>>77583153
haha.. imagine

>nobody has posted the DYEL Bane yet
/fit/ is so fucking lost man...

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>>77587160
you could've posted it yourself instead of whining, you faggot