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Anonymous
10/26/26(Mon)18:36:04 No.77586190

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Anonymous 10/26/26(Mon)18:36:04 No.77586190

The Fart Machine

Anonymous
10/26/26(Mon)18:51:13 No.77586205

Anonymous 10/26/26(Mon)18:51:13 No.77586205

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>>77586190
say no more

Anonymous
10/26/26(Mon)18:53:40 No.77586208

Anonymous 10/26/26(Mon)18:53:40 No.77586208

more like the hernia machine

Anonymous
10/26/26(Mon)18:54:03 No.77586209

Anonymous 10/26/26(Mon)18:54:03 No.77586209

>>77586205
>pressure gets so big that it shoots out and flies through the gym

Anonymous
10/26/26(Mon)19:57:37 No.77586293

Anonymous 10/26/26(Mon)19:57:37 No.77586293

>>77586190
>take creatine (a laxative)
>take caffeine (a laxative)
Oh yeah, it's leg day (a laxative)

Anonymous
10/26/26(Mon)19:58:28 No.77586295

Anonymous 10/26/26(Mon)19:58:28 No.77586295

>>77586209
time to size up

Anonymous
10/26/26(Mon)20:22:27 No.77586317

Anonymous 10/26/26(Mon)20:22:27 No.77586317

>>77586190
In 2012 I was on one of these after work, place was packed and the shitty sound system was down which was a relief actually
Anyway, mid set, I let off the loudest rip ive ever done in my life - the angle of the legs makes for a foghorn
Everyone looked in my direction, and the place was packed. Still carried on though, push past that shit

Anonymous
10/26/26(Mon)20:25:46 No.77586324

Anonymous 10/26/26(Mon)20:25:46 No.77586324

>>77586317
Use the farts to propel you upward on squats

Anonymous
10/26/26(Mon)20:33:40 No.77586338

Anonymous 10/26/26(Mon)20:33:40 No.77586338

>>77586190
*Brap*

Anonymous
10/26/26(Mon)20:52:48 No.77586351

Anonymous 10/26/26(Mon)20:52:48 No.77586351

>>77586190
you know you got a well seasoned leg press when theres a little brown spot in the middle of seat

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)02:11:11 No.77586644

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)02:11:11 No.77586644

i sweat a lot and the fart noises are the back of my shirt on the legpress pad
no flatulence has left my butt

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)02:20:32 No.77586653

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)02:20:32 No.77586653

Unironically do the yoga "knee to chest" pose on the ground, alternating your legs, and you can pass gas discreetly.

Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)03:29:31 No.77586708

Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)03:29:31 No.77586708

>>77586208
I have a hiatal hernia and I actually struggle with squats more than leg press. I can do LP if I don't go super heavy.

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