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>he lifts man made metal up and down
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>>77587804
Yes.
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Both his underaged indian fanboys and haters are retarded, this guys is playing a decade long jest
Is he insane ? Yes. Is he the kind of insane that completely lacks self awareness ? Nope or he would have pinball style ran into a crowd of vegans years ago
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Completely correct half the time and the opposite the other. Odd average.
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cant believe this schizo was kids_ranqe lmao
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>>77587804
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>>77587821
He's a great activist but a very mediocre philosopher. Knows how to spread a message (repetition, confidence, etc.) but isn't very good at knowing every little detail.

Credit where it's due: He saved tens of thousands of lives back in 2016 when he started the online anti-vegan movement and showed people the true face of veganism.
But ever since then, now that veganism is dead, he hasn't been able to find a good cause to fight for and is mostly just chilling making low effort videos and shilling his paid telegram.

Here's the pastebin link to his leaked paid videos: https://pastebin.com/D9XacaYB
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>>77587804
Didn't this fag get a hair transplant? Why is his hairline all fucked up again?
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Goatis is right about 90% of the stuff he says. The only thing is exaggerating the amount of nutrients lost when cooking food. It's not 50%, more like 10-20%, which is neglegable since getting food nowadays is not a big deal.
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>>77587804
>abuses ex gf
>gets his ass beaten by very ugly bald man who lifted man-made metal
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>>77587816
nobody actually believes the guy. Most of his views are from people that think his reactions and crack pipe theories are funny
posters like op just use his views to bait online
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>>77587804
>he unironically posts from his phone
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>>77589003
>abuses ex gf
Nothing wrong with that. Women are evil trash by default and nature.
>>77588098
Thank you anon.
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>>77587804
>he makes man-made videos of himself on the man-made internet
A man-made retard.
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>>77587804
>he believes in "ancestral living"
>from when people ACK'd at 25
>and were also all midgets
>doesn't know people cooked meat for many tens of millennia
>doesn't know anti-nutrients are only a food timing issue
>doesn't know many plants have beneficial bioactivities
>thinks working out at all ages you faster
>doesn't know that being sedentary and overtraining both do
>(((2026)))
Unironically the most hilariously anti-science influencer out there, and will probably die soon of some random infection unless he hangs on long enough for the ass cancer or heart attack.
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>>77589381
I'm trans btw
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>>77588098
Thanks anon. First video i watched he butchered a goat to black metal.
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>>77588098
>>77589405
I can tell just by the video titles that the paid archive is a huge waste of time besides lulz; the Chinkslop papers below have more value in explaining how exercise affects aging...
>Effects of walking on epigenetic age acceleration: a Mendelian randomization study
>https://link.springer.com/article/10.1186/s13148-024-01707-w
>Usual walking pace is significantly associated with a delay in epigenetic aging acceleration (EAA) (P<0.05).
>Association of Accelerometer-measured Physical Activity and Sedentary Time with Epigenetic Markers of Aging
>https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9840651/
>Walking 1500 more steps/day or spending 3 fewer hours sedentary was associated with >10 months lower GrimAge biological age (or ~1 month lower AdjGrimAge, after adjusting for blood cells, p<0.05).
But if you bump it up to ultramarathons, you find his kernel of truth.
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>>77589411
I mean he is general. But i think hes a polemicist. These days my workouts are like run up a 200m hill and 6 sets of 50% max dips. Or 300 kb swings. Or a 7 mile walk in the woods.
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>>77587804
Some fair points about society, women and never forgiving anyone and wanting revenge.

But he says bullshit as well. The example he likes to use is how lions sleep, fuck and lay down most of the time and only get up to hunt and kill. But if you try doing that as a human, you will be rusty, weak and too weak to kill anyone or anything. It's literally good for humans to do physical activities. Goatis just spirals from one extreme to another.
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>>77587804
Where can I find ayy lmao metal?
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>>77590523
Find a meteorite and stick a broomstick on it dumbass
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>>77589365
Didn't say otherwise. If he knew how to fight with man-made technique or lifted man-made steel maybe he would have stood a chance to win or at least run away. I thought gauging the guys eyes out would have worker.

>>77589432
Besides resting like a lion he could eat veggies like a rabbit.

>>77590523
Hypocrisy and Darkspace
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>he stabs his schoolmates
>he orders an acid attack on his ex gf/wife and their son and has her house burned down
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>>77590546
>does his annual "I need more money guys" grift to his loyal """supporters"""
love how the people who still enjoy watching him don't realize the dude is a total begging bum
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Does anyone have his most recent telegram videos from 2025-26, not the old exclusive videos. I need new Goatis content and I don’t want to pay him man made money.
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>>77588098
>He saved tens of thousands of lives back in 2016 when he started the online anti-vegan movement and showed people the true face of veganism.
Do murdervores unironically believe vegans are just dropping dead like flies and vaxcattle (like ketolards do from heart disease and diabetes) despite having the longest life expectancies and lowest incidence of chronic disease?
Or is this yet another instance of ketolard illiteracy being used to justify immoral and unscientific behaviours.
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>>77589365
>women are evil trash even though evil is le man made concept
Lmao Goatis fanboys are so retarded. Do the world a favor and kill yourself.
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>>77591665
>evil is le man made concept
He didn't say this so why are you putting it in his mouth?
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>>77591803
Religion and philosophy are man-made and dumb. So is writing. hehehe



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