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/fit/ monkey paw thread No.77593813
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/fit/ monkey paw thread  No.77593813
Post /fit/ related monkey paw conundrums and anons say if they'd take it.
>Would you take a 18cm shower penis but it deflates to 13cm when it's erect.
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Anonymous
 No.77593886
 No.77593886
Why would I want a smaller penis that only gets smaller when erect?
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Anonymous
 No.77594122
 No.77594122
>>77593886
for the helecopter
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Anonymous
 No.77594635
 No.77594635
You can never injure yourself working out but after every workout you feel the pain of a catastrophic injury
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Anonymous
 No.77594644
 No.77594644
You get your ideal dream body but nobody else sees it
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Anonymous
 No.77594685
 No.77594685
>>77594644
>>77594635
These are good
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Anonymous
 No.77594686
 No.77594686
You're lean and muscular but have the health and comorbidities of an obese person
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Anonymous
 No.77594719
 No.77594719
>>77594122
Kek
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Anonymous
 No.77594721
 No.77594721
You have superhuman strength but regular tendons.
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Anonymous
 No.77594724
 No.77594724
>>77594686
>>77594721
That's just roids
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Anonymous
 No.77595331
 No.77595331
>>77594724
lol
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Anonymous
 No.77595393
 No.77595393
Caring about flaccid length is very porn brained. My dick is like a greek statue’s flaccid. And yet that has never once been an issue. In real life women don’t really see it flaccid.
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Anonymous
 No.77595426
 No.77595426
>dream gf with a perfect body and face who adores you and wants your children
>permenant erectile dysfunction and you cant fuck her
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Anonymous
 No.77595429
 No.77595429
>>77593813
Wanting a shower penis and not a grower means you literally have never had sex
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Anonymous
 No.77595687
 No.77595687
>>77595429
A shower is big and gets bigger making it the perfect penis for both aesthetic bulges and sex. A grower looks small and gets big meaning it sucks for bulges and good for sex. Women check bulges the way men look at ass. If you are a grower youre losing on having a bulge that attracts women
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Anonymous
 No.77595855
 No.77595855
>>77594635
>>77594644
>>77594686
>>77595426
No.
>Have a perfect body and life but know you will die for certain on your 44th birthday.
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Anonymous
 No.77598283
 No.77598283
>>77595687
ops hypothetical was that its small for sex, can you read?
>hurr if it was good for everything you would pick that one
no shit
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