This place a meme or is it a genuine heightened lifting experience? Compared to the average American gym
>>77603519Kek
>>77603519All the gyms are memes, even the $10k/month one with an A.I. personal trainer in NYC; you can get like three GNCs of supplements for that price which would ack-shilly do something, or maybe just forego Equinox for a home treadmill and dumbbells if you're too much of a poorfag.
It’s not a meme, you really can avoid annoying ass poor fuckers by going there.
>>77603519You can lift with this dude
>>77603519equinox is just a chain of gay cruising spots.
>not using the equinox pass to sleep with divorced milfs and live the life of a stay at home boytoy with a sugarmommyngmi
>>77603519I love this gym man. It turns my workout into a whole ass mindbody experience. Even the bathroom was amazing.My only problem is there's sometimes not enough machines to choose from.
>>77603580this and>>77603593this. look up a video that shows the customer base hanging around inside. it's a twink breeding grounds.
It's good if you don't want to deal with noisy and smelly indians/niggers. Don't want some tattoed imbicile to take your equipment inbetween sets. Don't want to get ringworms or other shit. In eastern europe it wouldn't make any sense. Byt in. The usa, I don't know why would anyone with a selfrespect go to a regular gym. You have to pay for a lack of segregation.
>>77603755Muslims are the most smellyI swear Muhammad from Syria has never seen deodorant in his lifeYou can smell him from outside the gym
>>77603755>>77603761stfu timmy
>>77603519it's worth the extra cost to work out a clean, pleasant environment and with kids and undesirables priced out
>>77603519It you don't like the current clientele in your gym then it can definitely be worth the extra money. Expensive gyms attract richer people who are more considerate on average.
>>77603755>It's good if you don't want to deal with noisy and smelly indians/niggers.You can avoid the indians and niggers if you go to the gym before 0600. Saves me some money.
>>77603774Found the brownoid
>>77603761Not only that but when they do wear something in the gym it’s usually 10 litres of shitty cologne that’s somehow still not enough to hide their pungent BO.
>>77603519You better dress the part. If you roll in wearing your unc basketball shorts and cutoff goodwill tee the average member will look at you like a poor piece of shit (you are) no matter how jacked.
>>77603755>ringwormYeah, to me that’s a great argument for paying way more at an Equinox or another nice gym that takes cleanliness seriously. It is shocking how many people come to the gym with terrible hygiene (Indians, niggers, fats), skin diseases (mostly niggers ime), and/or active colds, etc. Realizing I could make all those people disappear just by using more money was a revelation.
>>77603519no Equinox in my country but I'm a member of a similar premium gym. for me, you need to find a place that you feel comfortable spending time in and where you look forward to going. if I had to go to an Anytime Fitness or whatever, I wouldn't go at all.
The dark secret is that these are primarily gay-cruise gyms for wealthier gays.
Whitest gym I been to so it’s based
It is basically like the gym you get at a fancy hotel. Very minimal and not for hardcore lifting.
>>77603755>In eastern europe it wouldn't make any sensebecause everyone is a classless neanderthal there?
>>77603755>noisy and smelly indians/niggersI work for a FAGMAN company and we get a discount on our Equinox membership. Maybe it's better in New York, but in the Bay Area there are still some Indians. Also increases the number of scrawny, autistic, dyel tech nerds.
i've considered my local tennis clubs for the exclusivity and smaller crowds. they're like going to a resort with all kinds of amenities included, and both offer cheaper membership tiers if you're not using an of the racquet facilities. last time i checked the one closest to me was a $100 a month, and the fancier one a couple miles away (with free weights) was $200. i think they cater more to housewives than gays.
I work there as a trainer AMA
>>77603580>annoying ass poor fuckersThis is a plus, but for me the point of going to Equinox is to avoid the smelly crowds generally. Equinox's price keeps out the riff raff, which is worth it to me.
>>77604843Notice how its also gay
>>77605523How weak do I have to be to work there?
>>77605572Our location is decent desu most of our trainers are decently fit. The "clients" are exactly the same as every other gym with just more money and it's easy to convert.I had a random guy casually buy like 10k work of training just because he enjoyed it.The gym and machines are not impressive at all and desu goodlife has better shit but being able to get away from filthy disguisting people is why it's worth it. They scrub and mop the floors every couple hours and it's the only gym I feel comfortable going barefoot in the changeroom because it's scrubbed down very well and often
>>77605523How is the HRT going ?
Cons>expensive>mid equipmentPros>no poors>parking >not crowded ever>pretty girls who are polite and will greet you>rarely any jeets >janny cleans it twice a day and keeps it smelling decentIf you just want to lift and don't need the miniscule social component or an excuse to get out of the house, just invest in a home gym. Otherwise, Equinox and other expensive joints are fine.
>>77605523how do i get a cheap membership? i was thinking of walking in there and demanding they let me sign up for $150
>>77607665Honestly make friends with either a trainer or the sales staff and we can just give unlimited passes whenever. I just go to the front desk and tell them to let in whoever Otherwise there isn't really a way desu
>>77603580>>77603755>>77605693Memberships aren't subsidized by the government yet?
>>77604889Because, as an amerifat, it will blow your mind to go even 10 minutes without seeing a shitskin.
>>77608291Kek it’s true. Even driving further north is no longer a perfect solution around Dallas, which they are trying to turn more LA or something. Jeets in the gym almost drive me more nuts than anything. Their physicality is truly nonexistent let alone their deodorant.
>>77605523have you ever had your heart broken
>>77604790What does it matter to you?
>>77603519They probably aren't 24/7 so that's a con. Gyms with best equipment are these crossfit boxes but they have group sessions and typically the worst opening times imaginable on top of being expensive. I'd try to find something that has the minimum (platforms / squat racks, decent benches and half decent barbells) and then compare everything that has the minimum. Then weigh pros and cons. The biggest pro of a more expensive gym esp in the US would be that it filters out the apes. A con would be overpaying for mediocre equipment.
>>77608074yeah but ur friends gotta be working there when you want to go plus the guest passes are a hasslecan the sales staff lower their prices? $150 a month is better than $0 a month right?
>>77603519It's funny how in America there's a whole economy around avoiding niggers
>>77608379no I fucking love my gf and eat her ass every night and she spits pre in my mouth before the gym
>>77610247You'd be surprised the kind of teaching that are out there.For example: in every European country, the travel agencies give training pamphlets to their employees on how to inform their customers about the specific dangers of traveling to certain regions - like they have to avoid letting their children walk behind them in far eastern regions, and to never leave the central parts of cities in central eastern regions (infamous for organ thefts), etc.
>>77608431the purpose of these gyms is to filter people like you. sorry.
