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90,000 watt hours divided by 0.5 watts per gerbil equals 180,000 gerbils running simultaneously for one hour. To charge in the same time as a standard charger, approximately four hours, you would need 45,000 gerbils running for four hours.
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>>108876536
>need 45,000 gerbils running for four hours.
in sync and continuously - to maximize efficiency, otherwise: 4 hours could end up being time=random number between 4hrs and infinity.
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generate me ninety-thousand watts of power >:(
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>>108877158
is it just my protanopia, or does the question mark not appear in the thumbnail at all?
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>>108878825
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>>108878825
It does appear but it's not really red, probably due to chroma downsampling.
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>>108876536
Burning gerbils is more efficient.
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>>108876536
>Retarded AI slop didn't even put wheels in the cages for the gerbils to run on
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If you have that many gerbils just put your car on top of their wheels and travel that way. The battery and electric motor are completely unnecessary inefficiencies.
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>>108879303
>replace gerbils with bigger, more powerful and obedient animals
>tie them in front of a cart
I should patent this idea
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>>108879303
>>108879365
Why even have a car at that point, just ride the animal.
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>>108879372
You should implement a neuralink chip in their brains and give them the ability to share thoughts, creating a shape shifting hive mind that can just carry you around like ants carry their food
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>>108876536
Still requires fuel
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>>108879876
Or you could just pull their heads with a string and kick their butt to get them to go.
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/2726490/Hamster_Hunter/
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>>108879372
GERBIL JOCKEY



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