What if we combined PornHub with UberEats, using AI?
>>108889960why?
>>108889970>Reduce the downtime and frustration of delivery delays>Consolidate user activties that often happen in a sequence, to one app>Capitalize on influencer food collaborations by opening the market to actual adult performers and explicit content creators>Recreate a feeling of luxury that was typically reserved for the Sultans of ages long ago>In general create a feedback loop that maximizes user’s dopaminergic pathways in a two-front approach that keeps them coming back for more>HUGE body of data linking sexuality to diet which would be massively valued if repackaged and soldI could go on.
You send us the image of the women you want sucking your dick.In return you will wear VR Goggles while the same weird African guy who doesn't understand what gates are who drove for UberEats will now suck your dick while you watch a video of the girl you sent us suck your dick in AR.
>>108889960your average hackernews thread. written in Forth!
>>108889960Its called tinder.
>>108889960The idea is revolutionary; we're giving you $200 million and our investor magazine will shill your company.Don't worry, the fact that you don't have a product or more than a vague idea for a product doesn't matter. We'll make money no matter how this goes. I love capitalism.l
>>108890050I didn’t even think of that, gig economy escort service using the same P2P software. It would be enormously lucrative.
>>108890093With UberEats my food actually arrives sometimes though, and usually it’s the same as what I ordered
>>108890050i fucking spit out my drink, lol
>>108890050It's what he envisioned
>>108890002Pornhub poisoned their data when they purged all non verified uploaders. It's worthless now.
Why does this feel like a bot thread
>>108890002>Women are the majority of consoomers and delivery orderers>Women hate video pornTurning off your biggest consumer base for no reason. A lot of times women are ordering for men as well. It would essentially be a food delivery service for men only. Now you COULD deliver some value and drive sales if the purchase of a delivery unlocked premium porn for the next hour. Since banking transactions require KYC already, age verification would be much less intrusive. Still, the stigma of the driver knowing you just busted one might deter people from using the service. You would need a non-porn version to give people plausible deniability. This might work the best as a wrapper around regular UberEats where you make a slight upcharge and skim off the top. But for that you would need to get permission/cooperation from UberEats to allow you to make GoonerEats, which they would certainly never do.
>>108892823Ok? Women are still massive consumers of porn and even more importantly, massive PRODUCERS of porn. See any porn subreddit ever. Women could register for the app, produce porn of themselves, and get paid in meals in real-time. And have some erotic smut/audio content for their own enjoyment (beyond just jacking off to the simp comments of course and their own reflection )
>>108892952>Women are still massive consumers of pornNo they aren't retard, not video porn. Nowhere NEAR on the scale of men.And no porn slut is going to want to get paid in meals when OnlyFans and even TikTok exist. They want money for drugs and clothes, not Big Macs.Why ask for feedback on your idea if you are just going to bitch?
>>108892987>And no porn slut is going to want to get paid in meals when OnlyFans and even TikTok exist. They want money for drugs and clothes, not Big Macs.They need to eat too though? This is ridiculous. The problem with onlyfans and tiktok is contextual - a man only frequents those sites when he “wants to fap” but the whole point of this app is to get men to fap when they’re hungry and eat after/while they’re fapping. It represents not a new market per se but a new capitalization window.You just don’t have the vision but it’s fine this is how it always goes.
>>108889960Fuck it why stop there, throw in sports betting too in split screen.
>>108889960onlyfans x doordash, pay to have your sushi delivered by your favorite onlyfans model
A true dynamic thinker easily a 100x idea only a builder could come up with unlike most in this thread who lack vision to utilise ai to its fullest potential
>>108889960Add linkedin and grindr and you've got yourself a deal
>>108893051WhoreDash
>>108893083>Accidentally click the wrong button in a cum/fastfood-induced coma>Entire professional career ruinedA sustained feargasm, or “scarousal” state, genius.
>>108892424:(And there was an even better time before pornhub exisited
