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I just won't use it.
AI that is.
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okay
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>>108902008
soul
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>>108902008
Okay I guess. Go ahead
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Claude it's better than 99% of programers out there.
That's it.
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technology that starts off as optional to use doesnt always stay optional to use
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>>108902333
You know what, I will grant you this. But the reason isn't that Claude is so good. The reason is that the programmers market was flooded with incompetent wannabes in the past 10 years because they saw a "day at fagman" video when in reality 99% of them shouldnt be allowed near a computer nevermind write software.
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>>108902008
What's the deal with this snailcat?
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I think that the smarter executives in multinationals are starting to get that the magic promises of the "AI revolution" are not going to materialize.
But they cannot say it out loud yet. They are also uneasy, because some of their high ranking colleagues have drank the Kool-Aid.
And none of them have anything else up their sleeves.
The chilling truth comes from customers not wanting to pay extra for AI solutions.
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>>108902008
Hello anon, I used AI on your image, I think the result is very cute, enjoy
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>>108902008
what do you goon to if you don't use AI?
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>>108902395
Hey, cool cat! Does it come with SynthID?
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Slow
Weak
Inoffensive
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I use AI a lot, for software development and other things, even though all my leftist friends hate it due to irrational reasons (I am also a leftist)
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>>108902008
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>>108902008
If you can avoid it don't use it. Once you start using it for casual chats as a replacement for social interaction or to create goonbait images, you're already fucked.
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I'm a far right extremist and I don't use AI.
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>>108902395
Just for fun, here is what the Gemini version looks like.
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>>108902730
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I post snalecat everywhere I love him

Better get in on the trend when AliExpress mass sells plushies of him.
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>>108902730
Which model shits out this exact type of WORDS WORDS WORDS dystopian dreck and why does it sound like something a certain manbaby would write?
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>>108902800
hes getting stronger
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>>108902835
Can you do another 10 input-output loops and post what the final result is?
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>>108902008
You'll be left behind, whatever that means, and will be forced to live with the other snailcats in ignorance and poverty.
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>>108902843
after this it becomes more abstract/different
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>>108902395
>>108902772
Wow he cute
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Thanks more AI for me then
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>>108902830
thats the new chatgpt model
they tuned it really really hard on shit with background detail to try and hack it, but it failed miserably
just like they tried to hack sora into understanding physics by feeding it hundreds of thousands of blender physics videos but in the end all it did was make everything turn into a ragdoll when they fall over
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>>108903032
snailcat would win
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>>108902962
>built 4 war
Uhh...
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>>108903032
hahahaha I like you guys
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You VILL use the ai, it will be incorporated into every thing within the next 4 years, lol.
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I remember back when hearing there was a reconstructed crash audio from a spectrogram that got scrubbed from the Internet meant I knew where to find it. But no, not a single post anywhere on this retarded website. Just people jacking off to each other and making fucking cat ai pictures.

You people disgust me and I'm no longer surprised.
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>>108903032
my quads will stop him
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>>108902008
cute snailcat
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>>108902962

>built 4 war

VibeGoder litterally becoming skyzo warmonger
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>"You people disgust me and I'm no longer surprised."
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I can't believe that one schizo anon actually got away with it. He created the meme
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>search snailcat
>first hit is a site with this image dated 2020
snailcat v0.0.0.0 prealpha----
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All snailcats will be genocided in the AI salt chambers soon. The Chad Cat Reich will become a world superpower
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>>108903032
six fingers on left paw, it's over for ai
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>>108903353
Legendary luddite coming through... slowly
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>>108903445
how else is buffcat going to hold a blackhole?
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>>108903445
More fingers mean more productivity, luddite, don't want to biohack?
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>>108903456
with the infinity pawlet, d-doh!
>>108903460
just stop and think of the abominable base-11 maths that extra finger implies, cumguzzler.
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>>108903353
pretty sure this one is older
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>>108902996
>>108902730
>>108902962
did you tell it which buzzwords to use or did it come up with them itself?
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>>108903172
i need a sadder, more deflated, more flattened, meltier snailcat
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>>108903439
buffcat is too top heavy to be fast, his center of gravity is all fucked he probably cannot run at all without tripping
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>>108903678
Use Grok and animate it.
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https://files.catbox.moe/x2tbbu.mp4
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>>108902008
your torch lights the way
https://rumble.com/v6x56z2-twilight-of-the-idols-the-last-hammer.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_v
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Snailcat is so cute.
Makes me smile whenever i see him and i close whatever AI chatbot i have open in another tab :)
Meanwhile buffcat is cringe self-insertion.

Snailcat is the opposite of "move fast and break things".
I don't want this that always breaks.
I don't want to have to update every day.
I want slow things that work.
I want snailcat :D
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>>108903835
>I want slow things that work.
this is you >>108903778
you are crawl trans
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Why is the vibecoding cat so boring it's just a cat and nothing crossing over? The snailcat is more iconic because it's actually a monster
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>>108902379
>I think that the smarter executives in multinationals are starting to get that the magic promises of the "AI revolution" are not going to materialize.

Those "smarter executives" still have a room temperature IQ if they didn't take ten minutes to talk to some of their own researchers and understand that these model are not and never will be sapient or even capable of creating their own training data.

The problem is executives and our management classes are genuinely unqualified for their jobs. We have entered the competency crisis of management of which there is no escape because the only people incompetent managers hires are other incompetent managers. Most company innovation isn't in creating products for people to buy but creating lawfare for the government to enforce.
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@>^.^<
snailcat
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>>108903897
>Why is the vibecoding cat so boring
Truth in advertising.
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>>108902730
>>108902800
>>108902835
>>108902962
>>108903032
this is the reality
https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/ai-cost-crisis-hits-tech-giants-as-employee-tokenmaxxing-backfires-agentic-ai-eats-up-to-1000x-more-tokens-than-standard-ai-sparks-corporate-pullback-at-microsoft-meta-and-amazon
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>>108903897
Globohomo can't meme.
They don't understand the self-irony and creativity aspect. So they do self-inserts.
Self inserts are so easy to spot and avoid, yet they always do it.
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simpler times, before buffcat got peptide enhanced AI psychosis...
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>NOOO, YOU HAVE TO MOVE FAST AND BREAK THINGS, NOOO
Snailcat doesn't give a fuck. Move slow and keep things working.
You WILL have stable Software that works.
You WILL NOT have to update every other day.
You WILL enjoy a working and fun handcrafted product.
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>>108903943
wtf I love snailcat now
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>>108902008
Your loss. Soon enough, those who refuse to use AI tools and services will be seen as part of an underclass, much like someone who refuses to buy a smartphone today.
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>>108904237
in my eyes if you live in a first world country and you manage to live without a smartphone you're a modern day aristocrat
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>>108903032
holy kino
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>>108904237
weird, vaxxtards claimed the same about the unvaxxed
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>>108904237
If you tell a normie that you don't use a smartphone, he will adore you. You are seen as an intellectual with values.
Every smartphone addict respects people who stay off of it.
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>>108904237
>t. Twinkcat
Slow and steady wins the race.
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>>108904300
And they weren't wrong, most of the vaxxies successfully survived chinkflu, while millions of antivaxx retards either died or suffered severe complications after contracting it.
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>>108904337
i think you are living in a different universe than i do
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>>108904323
>>108904237
Wrong
I've never owned a cellphone and all people do is treat me like shit
I keep it to myself but when it comes up people act like I'm a fucking freak
is it so wrong to leave the internet to one corner of my house where my computer is?
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>>108904344
Yes, I live in the real world, not in the anti-globalist, leftist fantasy world.
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>>108902008
You lost, retard. AI won.
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>>108904237
Good. They're still not going to hire you, bogdan.
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Whenever you implemented a new feature and want to share it with the world as quickly as possible and prepare the release and are about to click the Release button... STOP... think: "Would snailcat do that? Is it really ready? Does it really have to be released now?".
Sleep a night over it. Next day consider: "What if i just wait a few days, will this improve the quality of the software? Is there anything i could discover or fix within that time?"

And when you finally think that you are really ready, go out, take a walk, sit in a forest and watch nature.
Ponder and think: "If someone would download this Release on a laptop and then go into the woods without internet connection for multiple months, would he be happy and fine?"
ONLY after you did all of that, you may do the Release.

Snailcat is a lifestyle we should all thrive for.
Ignore those jeets, twitter brainlets and bootcamp coders, who shit out 10000 lines of slop that doesn't work. Be confident in yourself and strive to release the best possible Software you can. Software should be finished.
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>>108904404
"what would snailcat do?"
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>>108902730
Only 99.9% uptime? Check your harness—three nines isn't enough: you need seven.
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>>108903835
Getting fired gives you the slowest work day possible. If you can't keep up with your peers then you deserve the streets.
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>>108904445
Uptime numbers always look impressive, unless you do the math.

99.9% uptime means an 8 hour outage per year.
I have nodejs apps that run for four years with no break. I have less downtime than cloudflare.
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>>108904435
he would get stepped on
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>>108903943
cute! CUTE!!
snailchads keep winning
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>>108904474
Is Windows now better than it was 10 years ago?
Is Facebook now better than it was 10 years ago?
Is Google now better than it was 10 years ago?
Are video games now better than they were 10 years ago?
Is iOS now better than it was 10 years ago?
Is the internet in general now better than it was 10 years ago?
>But but if you don't be fast and make things worse, Shekelberg won't hire you!!! Don't you want to wageslave for Shekelberg? Shekelberg will fire you!
Shekelberg is shit. Shekelbergs products are shit. Shekelberg is generally acknowledged by humanity to be a shithead producing trash. I do not want to be associated with Shekelberg.

The goal is to eventually be so slow that you don't have to move at all.
A software that doesn't need change, because it is done.
A software that outlives you, that will still be used after your death.

You aren't supposed to strive to be a wageslave, you are supposed to strive to be a free man who made the world a better place and leaves his footstep on humanity.
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snailcat won
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What's the meaning of the snailcat? Is OP's snailcat hand drawn?
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>>108904876
>AI moves fast and produces lots of slop quickly
>snailcat is the representation of people who oppose this
>snail is slow
>because without AI slop you move slow
>AI shills think that this is a bad thing, because when you don't produce a flood of slop, Satya Nadella won't hire you
>you will get left behind in the competition of who gets the job to work between jeets at Microsoft
basically, snailcat is the embodiment of the opposite of "move fast and break things"

And AI shills created the meme. It just ended up being perceived as good. Similar to when liberals make up a new slur for right wingers (chuds) and it always ends up being perceived as something based or good, because of the representation that comes with it.
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>>108904876
>What's the meaning of the snailcat?
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>>108904918
Chuds are good? I thought it mocked weak men who act tough and right wing.
But is the original art hand drawn? I think I will save it. I enjoy slow and steady.
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>>108904933
Do you ever see anyone use the word chud as an insult nowadays?
People self identify as chuds now.
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buffcat's tears of despair at being consumed by his eternal quest for throughput will rain from the heavens and the of this world and afterwards snailcat will emerge hale and whole and continue non-threateningly and slowly refining his craft, the same as after every storm
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>>108903678
SAGGIER
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>>108902367
claude is still better than high profile programmers.
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>>108902835
>>108902962
why the skulls?
also, wearing your vascular system on the outside of your body doesn't seem very advantageous
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>>108903077
>>108903172
>>108903678
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>>108905061
Claude is worse than i am and i do not consider myself even above average.
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>>108905112
how is it worse
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>>108905086
>>108903077
>>108903172
>>108903678
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>>108905112
Claude is superior to you—learn to prompt: AI cannot fail; AI can only be failed. Face it. AI won and coders lost—AI is the future.
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>>108905171
It produces memory leaks and does things that do not need to be done or does them in an inefficient way.
I never once witnessed a pull request from a vibe coder that could have been merged as is.
They were all always inferor.

btw. this also explains why all current corpo Software is infested with ememory leaks on end.
I have no idea why LLMs are so bad at memory management, but they are.
Maybe because you can rarely write tests that catch it, so they can't learn?
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>>108905325
Or it does something, that can be done with 1 variable decleration, with 2 or 3.
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>>108905258
giwtwm
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>>108905268

class SomeDescriptor {
constructor(raw) { this._raw = raw; }
get id() { return this._raw.someID; }
get name() { return this._raw.name; }
get kind() { return this._raw.someKind; }
}

class Type1Descriptor extends SomeDescriptor {
get isType1Kind() { return true; }
}


class Type2Descriptor extends SomeDescriptor {
get isType2Kind() { return true; }
}
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I think they should be friends
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>>108904445
Claude isn't even two nines and Anthropic is about to IPO for a trillion dollars
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>>108902008
based
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>>108905325
>>108905371
fair really, claude is still a text pattern predicting program, it can't run actual code and make tests.
Haven't looked it up but google does something like that with gperftools
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>>108905061
Holy cope.
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>>108905649
cope with what exactly?
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You call that a snailcat? my snailcat has legs
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>>108905689
Too fast now. Yuck.
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>>108905694
snailcat can set the pace
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>>108905697
can we not make it a nazi thing please
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>>108905662
Being such a low IQ brainlet that you actually think the diarrhea claude shits out is good for anything other than a quick prototype.
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>>108903439
speaking of luddites fighting ai...
any books similar to bobiverse series?
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>>108905709
Can you actually demonstrate why your opinion is true?
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>>108905554
vibejeets are not gonna like this post...
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>>108905730
the last type is usually a pedophile, see this retard i datamined on matrix
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we have already won.
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>>108905709
t.
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>>108902008
That's AI, you can't ruse me.
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Based snailcat
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>>108902008
snailfrogs > snailcats
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>>108907790
too late, you already being phased out frognigger
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>>108905784
>>108905769
>>108905740
>>108905730
why does stable working software make AI jeets this mad?
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>>108905061
No, and it's not even close.
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>>108902649
lol fucking furfag i know exactly what you are using that for
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>>108905719
Sorry, I'm a trans nazi kys
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>>108908439
buffcat gets infinite existential dread and injects anavar to cope when no one wants infinite throughput because the software Just Works.
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>>108903778
living is pain for snailcat
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>>108904474
Literally everyone is tokenmaxxing, it's not hard and barely counts as using AI. If it even does, since you're discarding all the output and just trying to spend as many tokens as possible.
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datacenters are to be dedicated purely to snailcat generation to save water as everyone only ever needs 1 snailcat
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chat bigorneau
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>>108905268
sometimes claude fails but codex succeeds for me
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>Prompt: make no mistakes
>AI: makes a mistake
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>>108909246
>Everything out of stock
Snailchads win again
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>>108909246
>buffcat hatebuying all the snailcat merch
is this throughput
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>>108904948
>People self identify as chuds now.
I've been self-identifying as a incel for over a decade yet people still use it as an insult
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>>108904323

true ,it goes the same when you say you don't have any social media.
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>luddites on the thread post anime little girl
>vibegoders identify as Nothern-euros

choose your side my cat
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>>108911438
kek, i like that one
Move slow, snailcat.
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>>108911438
move slow, snailcat
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>>108911438
dipsy misunderstood the assignment or secretly agrees with snailcat
what does it mean AIbros
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>>108905554
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>>108911505
I'm Eastern European so I'll choose the little girl
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tfw
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>>108902008
I love trad cat more than snail cat, and even more than buff cat.
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>>108905689
>neovim
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>>108903439
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>>108913017
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>>108913017
That's a slugcat
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do goyim really
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Snailcat is cute and sensible!
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>>108911438
Move Slow, Snailcat!
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>>108905258
he is being crushed by the weight of the world
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>>108911438
Move Slow, Snailcat!
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snail cat is ugly and pathetic
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What would these cats look like if they were anime girls
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>>108903032
>reality is my playground
nice, good prompting you have anon
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>>108904474
Posted from a homeless ghetto camp where the fent is basically free
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>>108904323
Have you ever been outside?
If you something like "I don't have a phone" or "I don't have social media account" (because the first thing people do is ask for your insta in first world countries in the 16-25 age bracket) you will be met with the most visible ickiest ick ever. Normies literally can't process not being online and not staring at tiktoks like a retard, you give off maniac incel vibes.
>>108902008
Enjoy being unemployed then.
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I have AI prompt other AIs now
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>>108916766
for a free online image gen its okay-ish

 A high-energy, hyper-satirical digital illustration meme split screen composition (16:9 aspect ratio), rendered in a bold, exaggerated comic book / vector art style. The aesthetic must be aggressively stylized, like modern graphic novel satire meets internet reaction art.

Left Panel (The Analog Luddite Cat): A chunky, cartoonishly ridiculous Persian cat with extremely over-the-top proportions—looking fundamentally pathetic and confused. It is sealed inside a massive, ridiculously ornate snail shell drawn with clumsy, charming detail. Its facial expression must be exaggerated silliness: wide, bewildered eyes, an utterly defeated yet stubbornly judgmental grimace. It recoils from the AI representation: a chaotic mass of pixelated green blocks and jagged ASCII characters, rendered in thick, buzzing lines on a heavily distorted CRT screen. The style here is deliberately crude and LoFi, using muted, sickly yellow-green tones. Vibe: 'Why tho?'

Right Panel (The Digital Chad Cat): A massively proportioned Bengal/Savannah hybrid drawn with incredibly sharp, defined outlines and powerful, stylized musculature (think strong anime character design). It is encased in sleek, aggressively geometric cybernetic plating rendered with vibrant cell-shading. The cat stands in an impossible, heroic pose—radiating supreme, effortless superiority. Behind it erupts a geometrically perfect, infinitely spiraling fractal network of data, glowing intensely with electric cyan and magenta hues. The style here is crisp, polished, and hyper-dynamic. Vibe: 'I have solved all your problems.'

Visual Directives: Extreme visual humor derived from the contrasting drawing styles and emotional states (Slapstick vs. Epic). Bold outlines, dynamic composition, aggressive use of color to define the ideological divide. Must look like a highly viral, professionally drawn internet meme. --ar 16:9
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What would snailcat look like when they turned into a butterfly?
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>>108916766
Buddy, everyone has been prompting AIs that prompt other AIs, what did you think AI agents are?
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lol so many replies. What make jeets seethe so hard >REEEE U WILL BE LEFT BEHIND SAAAR
why do u care so much what others do? get a life lol
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>>108903196
>I remember back when hearing there was a reconstructed crash audio from a spectrogram that got scrubbed from the Internet meant I knew where to find it. But no, not a single post anywhere on this retarded website. Just people jacking off to each other and making fucking cat ai pictures.

>You people disgust me and I'm no longer surprised.
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>>108903032
snailcat wins no diff.
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>>108911438
Move Slow, Snailcat!
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gemmy thread
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>>108916785
are you proud of this?



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