improved short fag greeting card(no space at the start of string)
/* ... don't just stare at it, run it! */
#include <stdio.h>
#include <time.h>
#define U 0b1000
#define R (0xA*U)
#define A "GCJKTZ(("
#define FAG(G) ((struct timespec){0,(1e5*(G))})
int main(){short f,a,g;for(f=a=g=0;R;f=++f%U,g=nanosleep(&FAG(666),0))for
(g=0;g<=R;++g)putchar(R==g?'\n':A[(g+(R/2>(a=++a%R)?f:U-f))%U]-((R/2>a)?g
+f:g-f)%U-1);}