>automagically
AI
deeply integrated
>>108924014terashits per megafart
>>108924014>clean code
AI accelerator>we can't say gpu because... we just can't okay?!
memory safe
use case
>>108924014seamless
gigabauds
Compute
Disruptive
Our platform delivers a deeply integrated, seamless AI-blockchain architecture that unlocks trustless intelligence at scale.
code hygiene
>app instead of program
>>108924253blockchain hasn't been a relevant word since like 2015
>>108924272I'm bringing it back.
BESPOKE
>>108924203this is not buzzword, buzzword must be nonsense used by many, but this one is your personal obsession with some retard
INTERNET
Blazingly fastI could post so many others. idk why IT people are so prone to cliches, even before LLMs there were so many people that just talkd like markov chain generators
>>108924342ye, thats nice but aged..behold..> genericsthats more fresh
>>108924315>the information super highway
>>108924014antipatternparadigm shift
>we are thrilledyea shut up
>>108924315MULTIMEDIA
>>108924252Reminds me of picrel. #Disruption
>>108924393kek
>>108924297true.>>108924014eco-system.hundreds of other but eco-system = punch a retard saying that.eco-system.eh.
>ethical programming>deep learning>organic data>CLOUD>SaaS>SIRS>full stack
Paradigm Shift
>>108924014>Development speed.>AgileThen procced to comply to every tiny bit of itil/scrum and barriers to publish software
>>108924014>Our North Star.>Don't boil the Ocean.
battle-testedorchestrationerm.. batteries-includedminimalistsleek
My least favourites is scalable
technical debt
>>108924342This one drives me up the wall
>>108924014>agentic workflow
personal hygiene
opinionated
>made with heart emojimaybe make it with brain emoji next time
Don't forget the new favorite"Democratize?
Somehow retards turned "cutting edge" into "bleeding edge". Retards.
I really hate "leverage". I can sense the salivatory smugness of whoever uses that word, every single time.
>>108924870cutting edge is just new, bleeding edge is also unfinished and expected to be buggy
>>108924384INTERACTIVE
>>108925128Nobody ever said "bleeding edge" until internet retards reached critical mass. It's the same with niggers saying ratchet instead of wretched. Retards.
>>108925151Also, wreck havoc. It's W-R-E-A-K.
>>108925094>leverageuseNo, really: every time someone says or writes "leverage" you can substitute "use" and it means the same thing, just with two less syllables, zero pretentiousness and zero awkwardness. This wrongly used buzzword goes back to the 1990s, and it's still wrong!Unless that person is actually talking about a lever to help move a big rock or something. :p
>>108924291god dammit, this is one I say all the time too
volatile
>TEN ECKS
team topologyvalue stream oriented
>>108924203holy gem
>>108925234Both of those could cause a mass workplace shooting.
scalable
>>108924203kek this one wins
>integrated
>federated
>provision
>>108924014>issuesYou may have a problem, you may express a concern, your program might have a bug, but the only one with "issues" is the collector or publisher of periodicals.
Most of these aren't even buzzwords
>>108924014I use automagically. It's a dig against the non-software minded at my company. To them, it is automagic.
Business Requirement
User Experience
Train of thought
Proof of Concept
Critical
>>108924291Why cant people see the difference between capitalism(judaism) and liberalism(r*ssian psy-ops to destroy culture)?
interwoven
>>108924014>empowering>blazingly fast>safe
>>108926511Why can't people see the difference between capitalism and globalism, no matter who is running the show? People are corrupt, but capitalism has generated more wealth for regular people than any other system. This is a quantifiable fact backed by endless data over time. The problem is always corruption.
>>108924452>eco-system.>>108924525>orchestration>>108924700>opinionatedi like this word, its not buzz>>108924555>agentic workflowagentic in general, as a prefix to other retardation
>>108925230kekah this makes me miss the days of ever more gibberishy GANOO SLASCH LINOGSCK you could hear people growl and bark IRL
>>108924682stinkie
Vertically integrated
copywrite
>>108927349>opinionatedi confused with "optionated", never heard opinionated, its not popular, optionated is popular
