Whatever the fuck that means?
>>108934983A new era of PC.25.0528, 121.5990
>>108934983both Microslop and Nvindia have fired their useless devs and allowed claude to take over development and bug fixing
>>108934983>25+528+121+5.990>=6.66>666
>>108934983It means windows is getting a downgrade again and another price hike. And Win12 will be the first OS coded entirely by ai for ai.Lol.
>>108934983P=MC^2+AI
PC is dying.
>>108935005There is no Win12 anything happening.
in a stunning announcement Microsoft have released a Windows cumulative update that created NO new bugs
>>108934983A new era where you own nothing. You will use a thin client (with just enough hardware to spy on you) to connect to a cloud PC where instead of a traditional UI with direct control you ask an AI agent to do things.Source: it came to me in a dream
>>108934983they're releasing GB10's SoC with some shitty WoA out of the box i guess it'll sell because of AI Nvidia AI GPU whoaaaa but who is going to use Windows on it
>M$ and NovideoCloud computing. PC as a service.You will own nothing
>>108935059no this is N1X. the very, very late laptop chip Nvidia meant to launch last year but you'll be able to own it and even run Linux on it (but it'll ship with Winslop)
>>108934983It means they figure out a way to screw us even more. See>>108935004
>>108934983Nvidia ARM laptop SoCsNow Nvidia will ruin the CPU market just like they did with GPUs.
I'm assuming Nvidya announcing their brand spankin' new x86 CPU's with day one Windows 11 support at GTC.That reminds me, there'll be a new dose of cringe as Jensen's brain holes get worse and worse and he goes on stage live.>>108935069Nvidia supports Linux as a lot of open AI development happens there, so it'd be a dumb move not to support it.
>>108935059>Cloud computingThat is going to be a thing regardless if OP is related or not.PCs will be banned. Owning compute would be a crime. Owning storage even worse than a crime.
>>108935086it's bog standard ARM coresnot even the weird ARM cores Nvidia designs for their servers
>>108934983Welcome to the "our computer" era !
>>108935005>price hikeI have used that github activator for years now.
>get excited! get excited! vague remarks!I'm tired, vendor...it's not going to be exciting I just know it. It's probably going to be antithetical to exciting.
>>108935086What? Where would they get a x86 license from? The third one is with the chinese that build these hygon or something cpus from zen 1 designs.
>>108934983>Taipei coordinates
>>108935129AMD and Intel could license themBut they don't want it, they're all in on ARM for any chip where user code is expected to run (embedded within their GPUs they're all in on RISC-V to avoid royalties)
https://videocardz.com/newz/dell-confirms-xps-laptop-with-nvidia-n1x-at-computexIts just more WoA slop.
A NEW ERA SAAR
>>108935157>Taipei coordinateswait a moment
>>108935157>>108935173>Taiw*nAIEEEEEE DELET THIS DELETE THIS
>>108935157>>108935173The coordinates are for Tapei Music Center where the NVIDIA conference will be held.
>>108934983>xitterWhy the fuck do these companies ever post on that literal fascist hellhole is fucking beyond me.what the fuck.
>>108935203because all the journalists are there
>>108935203Where else are they gonna post? Facebook?
Whatever this is it will be terrible for us
>>108934983it means it will be a level up even shittier
>>108935004lmao pedomasons doing their pagan rituals again.
>>108935227mastodon is a good place also blueskythose are the unproblematic ones
>>108935188lamest ARG ever
>>108934983>Codename: Israel EpsteinHuh
>>108934983(YOU). WILL. COMPUTE. NOTHING.
Windows API is now Rust
>>108934983Subscription based PCs ran entirety off AI
>>108934983x86 deprecation for ARM with proprietary single OS (firmware) bootloader (on "Windows Certified" devices) (like Android phones basically)
>>108934983More AIslop of course! What else?
Unless they make a perpetually supported telemetryless accountless Windows version without LTSC or iso modding any "era" is just marketing.
>>108935173Holy shit China will retake Taiwan with AI robots powered by Nvidia chips running Windows 11
>>108935203
>>108935378*renames to "My Computer"*Now what, smartass?
>>108935203To capture the widest audience, because most people are fascist.
>>108934983sounds like they finally have a fully agentic version of windows by working with nvidia
>>108935004wrong
>>108934983year of the linux desktop
>>108935378not defending the *aaS-ification of everything but the P in PC stand for personal
>>108934983They're making building your own PC illegal.
>>108935004666!=6.66
>>108934983Guessing some Linux meme.
>>108934983A new era of of PC25.0528, 121.599025 = kaf heh = power revealed.0528 = kaf(sofit) resh chet = power [of] authority separated121 = qof kaf alef = lesser power strong .5990 = heh tsade(sofit) tsade = revelation [of] righteousness(x2)i.e. you're on your own, no refunds, game over.
It's literally just another chip for overpriced laptops and not a particularly good one (N1X)
RTX 6000?
>>108936084wait, i got that wrong.25.0528 = parasite partitioned121.5990 = parasite possession
It's a SoC with a mediatek (LMAO) cpu btw
>>108935004oh my fuck.... this is all the confirmation i need im immediately going to relay this info to my righty grifter circles and we'll use it as a factual talking point for decades
So I'm guessing it's referring to Nvidia GTC Taipei at Computex 2026, which will take place June 1-5.https://www.nvidia.com/en-tw/gtc/taipei/computex/
>>108934983If you multiply those two numbers that's the price of the new RTX6050 (non Ti)
>>108936146So what's the big deal about N1. Let me guess. Dedicated AI processor.
>>108936254Its an njudea armshit laptop SOC
>>108936254It's Nvidia entering the ARM market with a chip that competes directly with Apple and Qualcomm's.
Agentic jeetware to be revealed at Computex.
>>108934983Now with MORE Judeo-mongol spyware!!!
Personal computers are being outlawed and will be replaces with Micosoft's new Personal Cloud™ powered by nVidia
>>108934983More AI. More surveilance. Less hardware, but you can rent compute from the cloud.Performance is now a convenient subscription you can scale up and down as needed. No longer do you need to buy a $3000 PC - you can now buy a $1000 PC (a shitty terminal with 8GB of RAM) and then pay $800 / year for remote compute in some data center somewhere (no guarantees, if no compute is available, you get nothing, no refunds).We are thrilled to present this exciting new opportunity to you and we can't wait see what you do with it (literally, we check).
>>108936254it's about as good as the M3 from years agobut NVIDIA!!! oh my god AI
>>108935038
>>108935074Think they could successfully cut Intel and AMD out of the laptop/desktop markets?
>>108936529kek
>>108934983insider scoop: it's Windows on nvidiARM CPUs.
This is going to be the worst bullshit of all time.
>>108936556remember: no linux support
>>108936564Applol having the least horrible Linux compatibility of all ARM devices, even if it's only because it has enough people who like the hardware to the point of spending years reverse-engineering it, wasn't part of my predictions for the post-PC era.
Its the N1X chip. They've been talking about this since 2025Q2. Intel Fabs (for packaging, but still TSMC makes the wafers), ARM CPU. Already people have seen the mainboards, they're for Laptops. Wasn't ready for CES nor GDC but they're far enough along to make it official at computex in taiwan, and probably wont be ready for launch until 2026Q4. But all of you fucking shills knew this already.
>>108934983oh no theyre turning the Taipei Music Center into a giant data center for Copilot 2
>>108935048They're going to announce that they won't make consumer GPUs anymore.
>>108934983Screencap this.N1X is going to DESTROY Apple M-series and save PC
>>108935269are you 60 years old
>>108936537Easily. Intel just nearly went bankrupt before Nvidia stepped in with an "investment". I could see Nvidia pushing the market away from consumer GPUs and into soldered vram and APUs on proprietary motherboards.
The end of personal computing. Community computing is next.
>>108936732Nvidia could launch the Super N1663R X Maxi Ultra Giga Turbo Mega Plus XL chip and it still would suck under Windalit 11, and if the hardware doesn't support for Linux (to get rid of the slopware and take advantage of the power of the chip), these "macbook killers" will continue to be expensive trash that no one buys.
>>108936555this
>>108936706use street view, it's an nvidia building
>>108934997fpbp
>>108934983I expect it to flop.Useless without memory chips.
>>108934983If Microjeet is involved, I'm not interested
>>108936646>But all of you fucking shills knew this already.Anon, /g/tards don't know shit about fuck. They don't follow tech in any capacity so they didn't know about Nvidia's upcoming Arm chips, and all they can do is follow sensationalist headlines and sensationalist sloptubers like Drama Nexus, which is why half of the thread is kvetching about "owning nothing" and "being enslaved to cloud computing". Then the same faggots will shit their pants and stay silent once Jensen announces all the new fangled Arm laptops with Windows 11 running on them natively, locally, not acting as a thin client, once again throwing a spanner into the doomsayer's prognosis of the great erosion of personal computing conspiracy theory they've bought into out of a desperate need to stay perpetually mad about everything.
>>108937233It's gonna flop but will still pump up Nvidia and MS stocks by 33% because money is the fakest it's ever been.
>>108934983>New Era of PC>You will RENT your PC >Forget to pay your rent?>Data locked>Create something amazing?>Belongs to the company who rented you the PCthis is the new era of PC
>>108934983ARM shit, so you can't do the fuck you want with your computer such as installing linux.
>>108934997>25.0528, 121.5990Taiwan, 115, Taipei Nangang District Nangang Road Section 2 59號Latitude: 25.0528 | Longitude: 121.599
>>108939091What do they mean by the Taipei Music Center?
I'm huffing some industry strength hopium for a new Shield with the N1/N1X SOC.
>>108935157i want a girl friend just like kita
>ARM PCWHOCARES
>>108936146what's the N stand for
>>108934983It means more AI.
>>108936529My sides
>>108935506>*renames to "My Computer"*Damn, I didn't know you could actually do that until just now...
>>108934983Death to general purpose computing and you'll love it! What do you think all those data centers are for? They're there to relieve (you) from the responsibility to handle your own compute devices! It'll be so secure you'll hardly believe it.
>>108934983AI
>>108934983N1(X) chip reveal, that's what>still mogged by apple silicon, no contest
>>108934983It's coordinates of Taipei, where they will announce N1X - another Windows On Arse SoC.
it's just gonna be the fucking ARM shit and Rubin launchfucking christ
Probably some thin client that relies on internet connection. They're gonna sell a subscription-based personal computing.
>>108935506don't worry anon, microshart will "fix" that soon :)
>>108936633apple shit was always more compatible with linux than winshitfor example: all ipad certified audio interfaces work on linux out of the box, while you're forced to hunt for drivers on winshart
>>108934983
>>108934983It means new AI chip where you won't be able to do anything and AI will be feeding you slop.
>>108935481Finally , someone gets it
>>108935378>>108941232it's not about enforcing an agenda of not owning anything it's about making a clear distinction when you are working with a bunch of computers (in network for example). thats why you can rename it >>108935506
>>108935161Is thats why Donald Trump bought Dell shares?
>>108934983It means expect a price increase.
>ARM
>>108941546what don't you like about arm?
>LGBT friendly rock climbing gym in Taiwan
>>108936732not happening. Apple are years ahead.
>>108941555>shit bootloader>shit arch>shit legacy software support>needs out of tree loonix build
>>108934983it means local hardware will be banned
>>108941585>shit bootloadersARM bootloaders are not inherently slow, but they are frequently configured or deployed in ways that cause slow boot times.>shit archhow so?>shit legacy software supportgetting older android games running on new phones is total bullshit i'll agree>needs out of tree loonix buildThere is a arm based windows o.s. you can use.
>>108934983Windows laptop with a Nvidia ARM SoC. It's obvious now that ARM also posted the same shit.
You will own nothing, and you will be happy.
>>108941700NTA but:- Shit memory model, making concurrent programming much harder, you need to insert explicit memory barriers- Complex cache coherency - ABI fragmentation. Multiple incompatible calling conventions and floating-point ABIs (soft-float, softfp, hardfp), causing significant compatibility headaches.- Vendor customization. ARM licenses the instruction set, letting vendors add custom instructions and extensions. This leads to chips that behaves differently, which is a pain for OS kernels, compilers, and low-level libraries targeting ARM generically.- big.LITTLE and successor designs complicate scheduling for operating systems. Getting the scheduler to correctly assign work to the right core type without thrashing or misplacing latency-sensitive tasks is impossible. Some redditors may close their eyes on this, but it is still an unsolved problem in practice.- Branch predictors are shit on all non-Apple chips- TLB/MMU performance is a bottleneck for server use- Just as sentitive to speculative attacks as x86, and some vendors have provided less hardware mitigations against that.Programming on ARM is much more complex, and tasks that require a high level of concurrency may actually be less efficient on ARM than x86.>b-b-but arduino/raspberryYeah ARM should stick to that
>>108941700can it do this?CD10B7B88EDBAC83EE393004E661EBF6
CD10B7B88EDBAC83EE393004E661EBF6
>>108934983arm-based SoC with basedvidia gpu and 128GB of vram running windows, basically ewaste with 0 usecase.starting price will most likely be $£4999€ or something.I don't understand why they're shilling this heap of shit in twitter as if there will be stock and as-if people who would care about this aren't already in the backlog for months anyways.typical paper launch from a bunch of dogshit companies that are a net negative for humanity.
>>108941827switch 2 is arm based and is getting decent results for the price it is. i'm not going to buy one but price to performance isn't bad. it's no gaming beast by any means but it gets the job done.
>>108934983Arm PCs obviously. The qualcomm-Windows Arm exclusivity deal expired last year and Nvidia is finally launching their SoC in partnership with mediatek
gps coor for their ai dcaka they gonna push even more cloud pc
>>108941565the fuck does that even mean
>>108935045Don't forget: your tokens are limited and the AI gimped according to your subscription model. But even the best subscription will be gimped when traffic is high even though they'll deny it
>>108935157>>108935173>>108935188it's Computex week in Taiwan dummies
>>108934983Guaranteed to be some cloud shit.
>>108935038>There is no Win12Who cares? Even if there was, it'd just be made by jeets, so it'd be just as horrific as 11.
>>108936706
>>108935086>nvidia x86 CPU'sTheir equivalent of an i3 will cost $2000 and gaymers will eat it up because it's nvidia.
>>108934983a competitor the the mac neo that's it
>>108942261My climbing gym says that too. It just means they have leaderboards for speedclimbing split between male, female, and non-binary which ends up just being all female but with shaved heads.
UUUHHHHH guys are they finally releasing covid 2.0 and killing half the world? why are all the mega corps working together this is some umbrella shit....
>>108935074ThisARM will become mainstream for desktop and laptop and thats a good thing
It's just a DGX Spark laptop that runs Windows.
>>108936749US government did that before NVidia
>>108934983>A new era of PC.Something about the way it's worded sounds incredibly jeeted to me and I can't get over it, or take any of these companies seriously.I feel like a white guy would say something like "We are entering a new era for personal computing! Stay tuned for more updates."
>>108934983Now with MORE judeo-mongol AI!
its not needed:1. If its not cheap 2. If its microslop only3. If its not power-efficient4. If its not significantly faster then current Intel AMD APUs, like 40%+
>>108935269>bluesky is a good place0/10 ragebait
>>108936007>As you may have heard our friend Jefferey died and his island is no longer accessible.>So we are re-branding.>Welcome to Epstein Peninsula.
>>108934983These people think cloud computing will be like the internet bill, the water bill, electric.I hope they go the way of cable.
https://www.notebookcheck.net/New-PC-era-Lenovo-laptop-leak-unveils-first-Nvidia-N1X-notebooks-and-high-prices.1311489.0.html>The retailer leaks come from Eastern Europe and each describes a 15.3-inch Lenovo Yoga Pro 7 workstation with a 165Hz WQXGA OLED touchscreen, up to 64GB RAM, a 1TB PCIe SSD, and Windows 11 Home.>The most interesting part is, of course, the reference to two or possibly three Nvidia N1(X) models.>The likely top configuration based on an Nvidia N1X 675 is listed at the equivalent of €4,049, with 64GB RAM also included.>A slightly cheaper version with an Nvidia N1X 650 APU and 32GB RAM comes in at €3,199.Yeah, Nvidia's chips are DOA with those prices.
>>108934997New era of PC means No CPU no GPU no OS !You guys should understand it clearly by now !I wonder why you still wonder !Why do you think they build all those data centers ?You all going to get some empty client device to access main frame !No software no Hardware no nothing.Monthly subscription for You to access empty Dead Internet!Any more questions?
>>108946363>arm>w11>32gb ram>3200€lollmao even
a 100 dollar voodoo card accelerated your 3d video game's graphics
It's gonna be an AI generated OS like that thing Google did where they used a video model to generate frames that look like video games for users to "play" but this time it's with a whole OS. They fed thousands of hours of Windows recordings to a video model, and it generates frames that roughly resemble an operating system.
