Who will be person of the year 2026?
me, anon
>>108947984Why is this relevant? I don't know who these people are and I don't want to.
>>108947984who still thinks it's relevant? 2023 was Taylor Swift, who literally does nothing impactful in society. 2020 was Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. 2019 was a retarded teenage girl who promoted an anti human ideology sponsored by globohomo.
>>108947984Only time I cared about Time was when moot was selected
>>108948080Boomers mostly. No one else looks at those ancient magazines. Bin Laden should have been Man of the Year after the 9/11 attacks since he was the biggest news maker of the year but by then the magazine had already been taken over by the time of virtue signalers who think they're fighting Putin by writing Kyiv instead of Kiev.
>>108947984The hero who murders them all.
>>108947988digits of truthyou will be on the cover
>>108949596Bin Laden died from a disease long before 9/11. Everything you heard were just lies.
>>108948080>who is this taylor swift?4chan is so profoundly out of touch in the big 26
>>108947984WTF has Elon done for AI besides hiring jeets to make a third rate LLM and suing (case rejected in under 2 hours of jury deliberation lol) OpenAI
>>108949596>>108949785>>108947984it will be Joffhttps://time.com/vault/subject/person-of-the-year/?page=5
It should be Peter Thiel
>>108947984It will be Trump because if he isn't named person of the year, he will shut the magazine down.He has ended trillions of war last year alone, or something.
>>108947984more like>person who made the stock market move the most meaningless garbage
>>108947984me, for bringing about the end of the great satan Israel and America
this argentinian aryan.
>>108947984(You)
>>108949786thats not what he said retarded monkey
>>108947984Not those shifty motherfuckers.
>>108947984Hiroyuki Nishimura
>>108947984christopher poole, again
>>108947988They selected Stalin twice. No reason they couldn't do architects of AI again and forevermore.
>>108947984They should all jump /thread
>>108950553If you don't know how important taytay is then you're out of touch
>>108947984It should be Trump. 99% of the major events of this year happened either entirely because of him or with his collaboration.Realistically speaking, they might give it to Elmo if his space x ipo goes well and becoems the first confirmed trillionaire.
If they had balls, they would give it to Epstein posthumously.
>>108947984This is really missing the people on both ends sawing through the beam
>>108951032she's famous, but not important
>>108951560
>>108951680how is that influential? she literally just makes music that sells
>>108948019The niggers collectively responsible for giving RAM and other PC component manufacturers the incentive to raise prices and stop focusing on the consumer market. Hope you like cloud computing.
(You)
>>108947988that already happened in 2006
>>108949811He did provide the best special effects for an explosion a few days ago.
>>108947984mamdani
>>108949934those ears and nose are peak drone targets
>>108949786Taylor Swift was relevant in 2014, not in 2023.Even from a pop culture perspective, it was profoundly retarded to select her that year, nine years after she had her last truly popular song.They selected her because Kayne West said antisemitic things and Taylor Swift is his ex who he kept having arguments with.They are THIS petty.
>>108951921>You control the information ageeven that one didn't end well
It'll be trump obviously, afrimericans are cucks and a big joke now
>>108947984this anon >>108947988
>>108947984He's got my blessing.
>>108956313forgot pic
>>108956320Harbinger of the Butlerian Jihad.
>>108947984Mark Carney.
It's clearly going to be some Iranian who isn't /g/-related at all but who saved his country by crashing the world's economy and holding its corpse for ransom.That, or Netanyahu.
>>108947984You are my person of the year!
>>108957357
>>108948480You were excited over a jew being selected for a jew magazine? You must not be human
>>108957681Why?
>>108951239He’s not that much more newsworthy than other US presidents, though. Benjamin Netanyahu, on the other hand, has had just as much impact on the geopolitical situation of the world, plus he’s turned the entire planet against Israel, which before him was considered borderline impossible in Western countries.
>>108947984>AI>Cover Illustration: GPT, Claude, Gemini, Whale, etc.
It should be Trump again
>>108947984Whoever the Jews say it will be
>>108947984HITLER
>>108953353>peak drone targets
>>108947984nobody because we're all going to die
>>108947984Dude none of these fucks actually did architect one single AI. They're all just rich fucks hiring software architects and researchers.
>>108947984They'll probably pick Dario.
The fact that they photoshoped out hard working americans that built cities with their blood sweat and tears literally breaking their backs and knees in the process to put these worthless parasitic slugs in fills me with an inexplicable rage.
>>108949786That "swifties" shit was so obviously an astroturfed glowie op.
>>108947984
>>108961817POV: You wake up in Southampton
