>attempt to download boobs>install trove of malware instead>scramble to repair the family computerI only trust developers who have this specific origin story.
>>108951367What about this origin story?>Hack into my dad's computer>Watch his porn>Jack off into toilet paper that is then flushed down the toilet>Leave everything as I found it once done>Never get caught
>find dad's porn stash>old site bunnyteens.com (still available, but not updated, if you wanna see what it was lke back then)>I really like lesbian because: more women = betterer>notice several URLs just change the final number>begin changin the number to next and pressing enter>great fap>next day, dad talks to me about URL autocomplete>literally everything autocompletes to sapphicerotica
>>108951367>family computer>11 at night>google 'porn'>infiltrate lustful internet websites>attempt to exfiltrate>frozen.exe>panic>chinese exchange student walks in to use computer>rubs eyes>cntr+alt+delete>hacking is awesome
Dying Bread
>lust provoking image>irrelevant time wasting story
>>108951367This was my origin story, except that it was hacks for games instead of boobs
>>108951499>bunnyteens.comCP site? Dafuq?
>>108954066They were 18 back then. Probably pushing 40s or 50s today.
>taftajkek'd
>>108951367>was given unsupervised access to a laptop at 4>quickly figured things out, nearly immediately more proficient than my parents when it came to general use>started learning about how computers work and what all the options do>stumbled upon danooct1's channel and learned about malware at 6 >Common_Sense_2009.exe Installed>ended up having to save my parents from malware multiple times before I even turned 10I can only wonder how it would've turned out if I were born retarded instead of autistic
i was never retarded enough for this, but i did get the michaelangelo virus from a some floppy disks with a pirated copy of alone in the dark i think
3dpd porn in the big 26?
>>108951367what about>be me>windows me>i managed to make the mouse disappear>my parents dont want to pay for repair>they dont use it and dont understand>learn how to use keyboards shortcuts>i dont need mouse to play tomb raider anyway>eventually learned how to reinstall or fix me>with no internet, just messing around the help and the oem cdi would love to know what the hell i did for that to happen, bc my pc was 100% compatible to windows me, and was stable.i only know i was messing around when that happened>>108951499>I really like lesbian because: more women = betterertruly a connoisseur, i was like that too
>>108954058it could been both, i remember that nude mod for half life 2. not the most smart thing to install in the family computer
>>108951367That's not a bad approach. I agree.
>>108951499>more women = bettererbased
