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Anonymous
 No.108955878
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 No.108955878
WOOOOOOOOOO
YEAAAAAAAAH
COME OOOOOON BABYYYYYY
GIVE IT UP FOR STEVE BALLMER
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Anonymous
 No.108955892
 No.108955892
literally everything was just more fun back then
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Anonymous
 No.108955893
 No.108955893
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Anonymous
 No.108955903
 No.108955903
GET ON YOUR FEET
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Anonymous
 No.108955907
 No.108955907
>>108955878
he was a retarded faggot
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Anonymous
 No.108955938
 No.108955938
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>>108955878
AGENTS
AGENTS
AGENTS
AGENTS
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Anonymous
 No.108955947
 No.108955947
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>>108955878
>I LOVE THIS COMPANY
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Anonymous
 No.108956451
 No.108956451
>>108955907
And what we have now is better?
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Anonymous
 No.108957431
 No.108957431
>>108955878
what would ms be without cocaine
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Anonymous
 No.108957567
 No.108957567
>>108957431
Whatever it is today.
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Anonymous
 No.108957647
 No.108957647
>>108957567
Exactly. Just objectively worse off. Bring back blackout drunk, coked up white guys to Microsoft and they'll manage to surpass Nvidia in valuation and profitability. Just keep them the fuck away from any mobile devices.
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Anonymous
 No.108958239
 No.108958239
>>108955907
At least he had soul
Also: https://danluu.com/ballmer/
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Anonymous
 No.108958660
 No.108958660
>As of February 2026, the Bloomberg Billionaires Index estimated his personal wealth at around $145 billion,[3] making him the thirteenth-richest person in the world, and the Forbes Real-Time Billionaires List ranked him as the fourteenth-richest person with a net worth of $130 billion.[4]

>According to Forbes, as of February 17, 2025, Gates' estimated net worth stood at US$108.8 billion, making him the 16th richest individual in the world.[219]

How the fuck did this happen?
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Anonymous
 No.108958669
 No.108958669
>>108958239
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Anonymous
 No.108959337
 No.108959337
He was right about phones shoulding to have physical keyboards.
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Anonymous
 No.108959540
 No.108959540
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>>108955938
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Anonymous
 No.108959547
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>>108959540
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Anonymous
 No.108959558
 No.108959558
>>108955878
Steve Ballmer is an example that you don't need talent or skills to make it. You just have to wear your heart on your sleeve and show up.
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Anonymous
 No.108960750
 No.108960750
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>>108959337
>shoulding to have
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Anonymous
 No.108960775
 No.108960775
>>108959558
(and be jewish)
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Anonymous
 No.108961994
 No.108961994
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Anonymous
 No.108962703
 No.108962703
>>108955878
sovl...
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Anonymous
 No.108962732
 No.108962732
>>108961994
>This is NOT funny!
then why did I laugh?
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Anonymous
 No.108962845
 No.108962845
>>108958660
By purchasing a sports team instead of wasting billions trying to uplift tribal africans
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Anonymous
 No.108962862
 No.108962862
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>>108962845
Why not uplift tribal Africans by using them to form sports teams?
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Anonymous
 No.108962934
 No.108962934
>>108962862
The Air Up There was not a documentary.
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Anonymous
 No.108963033
 No.108963033
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>>108962934
kek, the cover looks like a particularly bad /pol/ meme
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Anonymous
 No.108963215
 No.108963215
>>108963033
Nigga Ball Adventure
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the-runtime-guy
 No.108963359
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Anonymous
 No.108965112
 No.108965112
>>108963359
Hey yo Captain Steve
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Anonymous
 No.108965181
 No.108965181
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I still don't get why he was trying to recruit developers. Wasn't Windows THE OS anyway?
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Anonymous
 No.108965197
 No.108965197
>>108965181
That was in 1999 when he announced .NET
https://youtu.be/8fcSviC7cRM
It was about .NET developers being the key to it's success.
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Anonymous
 No.108965230
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>>108965197
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Anonymous
 No.108965963
 No.108965963
>>108961994
>>108962732
this is so fucking funny that i've been calling him steve sweaty balls ballmer since i saw this pic originally
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Anonymous
 No.108965987
 No.108965987
>>108955907
He was the only good CEO Microsoft ever had.
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Anonymous
 No.108966864
 No.108966864
>>108955878
does anyone know why the full keynotes of balmer going crazy are completely scrubbed from the internet?
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Anonymous
 No.108966926
 No.108966926
>>108960750
shalling*
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Anonymous
 No.108968779
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>>108955878
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Anonymous
 No.108970100
 No.108970100
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>>108968779
>I HAVE EIGHT WORDS FOR YOU!
>DRAGON DILDOS
>DRAGON DILDOS
>DRAGON DILDOS
>DRAGON DILDOS
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Anonymous
 No.108970400
 No.108970400
>>108955878
I love it when you hear him yelp after spraining his ankle then he starts power walking around the stage.
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Anonymous
 No.108970910
 No.108970910
>>108955878
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
*runs out of breath while sweating profusely*
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
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Anonymous
 No.108970922
 No.108970922
I LOVE STEVE!
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Anonymous
 No.108970925
 No.108970925
>>108970400
That's some new lore to me.
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Anonymous
 No.108971049
 No.108971049
>>108970910
>*runs out of breath while sweating profusely*
You mean his subdermal nanomachine implants inject emergency cocaine into his bloodstream.
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Anonymous
 No.108971318
 No.108971318
If this was a horror movie what would be the genre?
Corporate hysteria?
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Anonymous
 No.108971426
 No.108971426
>>108970925
I don't think he actually sprained it, but at 26 seconds he makes a sound after landing and the camera angle makes it look like he is hobbling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f__n8084YAE&t=24s
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Anonymous
 No.108973074
 No.108973074
I LOVE THIS COMPANY
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Anonymous
 No.108973093
 No.108973093
>>108971318
horror movie? that was bliss
the horror is what we have now
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Anonymous
 No.108973250
 No.108973250
>>108971318
That was the fucking golden age. If you want to see horror look at modern FAGMAN. Github goes down like twelve times a day.
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Anonymous
 No.108974202
 No.108974202
>>108955878
>even CEOs of evil corporations had more SOVL back then
absolute state of the world. I only have four words to say about this
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
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Anonymous
 No.108974224
 No.108974224
>>108971426
https://youtu.be/JPOSGVUYgVQ
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Anonymous
 No.108974236
 No.108974236
I don't even know who the current ceo of ms is. Some kind of faceless jeet.
Everyone knows Gates. Everyone knows Ballmer.
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Anonymous
 No.108974398
 No.108974398
>>108959558
>Steve Ballmer is an example that you don't need talent or skills
Ballmer actually has a very high IQ and was cited by Bill Gates as having the quickest math mind of his peers.
btw, Ballmer graduated with magna CUM laude from Harvard University with degrees in math and economics.
Disparaging Ballmer is often done by jeets that don't realize the Satya Nadella era turned microsoft into microSlop.
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Anonymous
 No.108974409
 No.108974409
>>108974202
>DEVELOPERS
>DEVELOPERS
>DEVELOPERS
>DEVELOPERS
I
LOVE
THIS
COMPANY
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
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Anonymous
 No.108974410
 No.108974410
Reminder that at second 21 he pulls his groin and screams like a little girl
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Anonymous
 No.108976304
 No.108976304
>>108970400
>>108974410
So he sprains his ankle and pulls his groin, but keeps going? He must really LOVE THIS COMPANY
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