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Its cars/trucks are world-class. FSD is genuinely incredibly. Optimus will probably be superior to all surgeons in a couple years. Is this more Musk magic?
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Doesn't xwitter and everything else fall under spacex now, state\taxpayer money is what sets it apart lel

Also it's all rebranded chinese parts
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Shenanigans. Whether it will end up working or not, Elon or his team were pretty smart with how they found a way to siphon money out of index funds with SpaceX, so they might be doing some similar financial hack with Tesla too.
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>>108957121
The lack of profit probably makes it pretty unique from the others.
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Funny enough, if you look at the per-mile fatality rate of Tesla, compared to other major auto companies, It looks very similar. Amazing how that works.
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>>108957453
It's actually the highest of any US car brand
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>>108957136
>state\taxpayer money is what sets it apart lel
good point, the state can run infinite P/E ratio and just shoot anyone that complains. If spacex can get in on that, even the moon is not the limit.
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You sell Tesla stock and a tech bro sees an opportunity "wow can't believe how cheap the stock is this is a steal" can't explain that. They have so much money.
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>>108957121
I think they've been told to stop, but Tesla used to make bank selling carbon credits to other manufacturers.
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>>108957121
Tesla stock is bought and sold as a crypto currency. Unlike car companies or tech companies its value is not related to what they produce and sell but only related to an expectation that in the future the price will continue to go up. There is no inherent value only economic speculation.
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>>108957121
Stock values are barely related to the company they supposedly represent. It's almost entirely hype and hot air.
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>>108957121
The stock price of Tesla sells at 300x the risk margin of the fucking company
If you're stupit enough to invest in this dead beat and terrible cars, unusable rockets, snakeoil-tier musk predictions, you're a fucking moron.
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>>108959232
>Him: the richest man in the world
>She: member of the openai board
It's unfair, I'm retarded too.
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>>108960704
zilis hasn't been on the openai board since 2023
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>>108957121
Tesla is valued because of Elon's ability to convince barely literate investors that
1) They are in a unique position to achieve fully autonomous vehicles before anyone else
2) Their currently existing marketshare of cars will be capable of this
both of which are obviously false.
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>>108961156
yeah cuz she is mother of his kids now, an obvious promotion, essentially wife of a soon to be trillionaire.
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>>108957121
Frame Shift Drive?
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>>108957121
>Its cars/trucks are world-class. FSD is genuinely incredibly.
They’re worse than fucking vw (except for software) and FSD is shit
>Optimus will probably be superior to all surgeons in a couple years.
lol okay elon, just like your grok will be the bestest ai ever in just two weeks
>Is this more Musk magic?
Precisely: it’s mediocre shit but if you promise the world retards will buy into the deal so number go up
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>>108959232
Fuck that's the most blatant cringe shit I saw today.
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>>108959232
He seems really impressed with that, like hes finally managed to accomplish something in life
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>>108957121
Tesla cars are awful, I hate it every time I order a ride and a Tesla shows up. It's always cold inside and the interior is made of materials so cheap that a Dacia compares favorably.
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>>108957453
>>108957515
I still don't understand how the Cybertruck is road legal.
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