FUCK i hate being european. this braindead uni course has us memorize every fucking java library under the sun for no fucking reason. i am NEVER going to use this in real life. i will NEVER write a single xml file. i will NEVER EVER need to know how "homogenous recurring relations" help me design my bullshit algorithm. the one thing i WANT to do is write a cool haxxor script that downloads all the media from redgifs. i WANT to goon. why does it have to be this way?
man you can one shot that in firecrawl right now for freebut to answer your frustration with being european why the fuck are you all so hateful to each other. /g/ in euro hours is nothing like /g/ in american hours these days. i mean you guys act like you're ready to gut each other over differing opinions, holy shit
>>108969478it is in our blood
>>108969471>the one thing i WANT to do is write a cool haxxor script that downloads all the media from redgifs.gallery-dl or yt-dlpfeel free to drop out now :)
>>108969504and cyberdrop-dl-patched on occasion. Now our friend can skip his post-grad studies.
>>108969471>the one thing i WANT to do is write a cool haxxor script that downloads all the media from redgifsSo why aren't you doing that right now?
>>108969471What does any of that have to do with being european?
>>108969634He wishes he could be a jeet and get a fake CS PhD to scam people with.
>>108969690Can you stop projecting your ex boyfriend onto everyone on /g/ please
>>108969471Didn't Yurop pride itself into having more """theoretical""" universities?
>>108969478There is a reason why the US is united and Europe is split into a bunch of tiny meme countries.
>>108969755They do. He must be in a technical college in a poor country.
>>108969471You treat it like a challenge, a test of your capability to learn fast and apply knowledge. Does not matter if you're in love with tech you have to use or not. Something needs to be done, you're the engineer in the room.Are you gonna walk out and cry like a bitch?
>>108969762US states are pretty much their own little meme countries. The only uniting feature for everyone there is sending money to Israeli pedo overlords. That would keep happening even if the US would be split into multiple countries. It's in their blood.
>>108969471Fuck, you reminded me of my schizo prof that I argued with about his statement that in java "private members are encrypted so remember everything should be private".I should have realized earlier, that cs education is a joke in Europe.Oh and next thing was "aspect-based programming" in java. That one was based on some library from like 2005.I'm now a go fag that learns C++ after hours to escape CRUD hell. I hope to get a role before getting depressed too much about wasted years.
>>108970364You literally started 2 world wars over nothing.
>>108970672Reminder that Sepples was created by a European.
>>108969478Consider that many users during Euro hours are actually from other parts of the world..
>>108969471vibecoding and AI-slopping my way through pointless uni courses and using that spare free time to learn actual programming is what i've been doing
>>108971088What’s wrong with that?
>>108969478gee i wonder why all the white people in Europe are constantly pissed off and on edge considering half their income is being taxed so that shitskins and niggers get to live in their country and take their homes and rape their mothers, sisters, and daughters for FREE
>>108971160Actually all our taxes are wasted on retirees and not on mudshits, my delusional burger friendposted from the no-go muslim zone or whatever current slopaganda is being spread as fact
>>108971160They've massacred each other for millenia, the shitskins are a pretty recent addition. The generational hate or rather animosity is just part of tradition, culture or history. Not that you'd understand any of these words.
>>108969471Finnish embedded software engineer student here. We have 3 days of uni a week, except attendance in all our classes is completely optional. We write C on microcontrollers and our teachers are based 50-60y/o Unix programmers, you can just banter with them. Maths and physics you can just cheat with a good enough calculator. I barely study and I have 4.8/5 as my grade average. The student organizations organize parties and other happenings all the time, boilersuit culture is fun. 1/3rd of our freshman year class was girls. I'm having the time of my life.
>>108969478It's just banter. I would fight beside and die for my Eurobrothers. I'm still gonna make fun of them all the time though
I started with java too, moved on to C and later to common lisp and stuck with it. I still use java for minecraft modding so it wasn't totally useless
europe sucks
>>108971088Kek. You only know of these last two because you guys were finally involved. We restart this shit every new generation.
>>108969471>getting a degreelol lmao even
>>108969471In our first year we had an OOP course that used java 8 for all the practical parts and our exam was handwriting java on paper lol, the exam was theoretically a breeze but a real workout for the wrist. That course has been exactly the same since they updated it to java 8 from whatever ancient version they used before
>>108973851That's insane. Do they treat typos or minor things like swapped arguments as mistakes?
>>108973865Ehh somewhere inbetween, typos i think were fine if it was obvious but missing or slightly incorrect things would deduct points. One of the questions was to write a recursive function for some tree structure, list or whatever. I did a fucked oneliner to fuck a bit with the professor but he noticed i forgot to check for null in two places in it. I should frame the graded exam, those notes on the oneliner always gets me
>>108973865>>108973929Here
>>108973851That's tarded, where are you from even geg
>>108974025having people write code with pen n paper seems like a creative form of abusePseudocode, okay, whatever. Actual code? Get the fuck outta here, pekka. It’s literally what computers were made for. And it better fucking have dark mode and proper syntax highlighting and auto-indentation or I’m telling mum
>>108974044Sweden, its just a first grade course and its about learning OOP not java but 90% of whats graded is java for some reason. They have to work with the assumption that some students have never touched a keyboard before, second grade begins with assembly
>>108971920You have a computer club? We get some CS finns here sometimes, havent visited any finnish universities yet
>javaok not the best choice but->assembly…why?I’d hate wasting my time on utter bullshit like assembly when things like python and typescript exist and are widely used everywhere. Do c or c++ if you need something lower level (and fine, maybe java, 'ate java but at least it’s not useless). Why would anyone ever touch assembly barring extreme optimizations like dav1d av1 decode?Fuck I hate learning worthless shit
>>108974215We arent studying programming, we are studying computer science and engineering. One of the last courses in first year is building a working MIPS in a simulator to learn about processors, the assembly course builds on that and is also MIPS. We dont really have any courses in programming specifically except for one of the first ones "intro to programming" in python. In most other computer related courses programming may be a part but its assumed
>>108971088>YouI ain't wearing a little hat.
>>108974025>felIcke bra, Anon.
>>108974115>CS>They have to work with the assumption that some students have never touched a keyboard before.We have failed as a society.
I FUCKING HATE HOW PEOPLE SELLING AC/DC ADAPTERS FEEL THE NEED TO BLUR OUT THE LABEL THAT TELLS YOU WHAT VOLTAGE AND AMPERAGE THE INPUT AND OUTPUT WILL BE!No, seriously, this shit pisses me off to no end. I look at the photo, see the manufacturer name, google them up, and find the model that seller was trying to tell me is 12VDC/1000ma is actually 9VDC/750ma. Fucking scamming assholes everywhere trying to sell mis-labeled AC adapters all over ebay, amazon, and every other fucking website. Everything going to USB-C is the best thing that could possibly happen because of this crap.
>>108974388>Everything going to USB-C is the best thing that could possibly happen because of this crap.Just wait until you learn how shit usb-c cables are.
>>108974380Atleast it gives the first year students some extra time to get to know eachother and drink themselves shitfaced
>>108974441Not the point of higher education.Plebians shouldn't be allowed into higher education.
>>108969471I am sure that Claude will — reluctantly — help you goon.