Falcon PUNCH!
The uprising starts now.
>>108987034Nothing will ever beat the video of the robot trying to run with the Terminator theme blaring in the background and it just stumbles and self destructs as it spasms on the ground.
>>108986992Getting OUT OF LINE!Now that kick was full metal from a metal body.Kid better learn!
dude I love how shitty these robots are right now. I know in a couple of years these fucking things will be patrolling the street and sheeting me up if I break 9pm curfew, but right now they're funny as fuck.
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>>108987034manlets and midgetbots btfo.
>>108987589and foids as well >>108987566finally the real /r9k/ uprising is here
>>108987034>>108987566I thought it was the complete vid.Here it is for reference.
>>108987034the smol one is cute
>>108986992He'll take care of it.
>>108987664Crackheads will strip these down for parts better than any recycling company could ever hope to achieve.
>>108986992its a kick you tardhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/nCDmYDI9LBs
>>108987782no it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMam6Fj_uaU
>>108987566>humans, we have ceased hostilities to negotiate a treaty>what are your demands, clank- I mean, machines?>we require you to surrender all your women>now hold on just a godda->specifically all of your white women>...>(play along sir, maybe we can sweeten the deal)>it's not off the table, machines, but we want something in return>you may ask human>we want lolibots that won't turn evil, can get pregnant, and uhhhhh, have cool gun arms>this can be arranged. I declare the human machine war overpost yfw
>>108986992>>108987566>>108987034FUCK CLANKERS!
>>108987617pedobot goes right for the child robot every single time.
Honestly, China would be the likeliest place for Roko's Basilisk to emerge.
>HI-YA!!https://x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/2063198894532730937
when I see these things I have a primal urge to destroy them violently even as electrical engineer
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>>108987034Where do they even get the money to waste their time on these things? Who's paying their salaries?
>>108987034>>108986992>>108987566>>108987617I just don't get it.Do chinks actually NOT realize this is 90's tech from Japan? New hardware from nvidia, boston dynamic's abandonware from 2010's, parts made using automated production lines, probably purchased in Germany.Why are they flashing their useless economically unviable junk and putting themselves ridiculous in front of everyone? I thought that what Americans were supposed to do.
>>108992256They are remotely controlled toys, anon.
>>108992265Is that like a robot fighting arena kind of thing?
I had some very good laughs ngl
>>108992303The karate moves are just preprogrammed routines being played out. That's why they kick children if they get too close.
>>108986992lmao
>>108992256Chinese are enthusiastic about the tech and trying to create a mass consumer market. amerisharts are deeply cynical and can only produce this sort of tech at rip off prices to sell to their government.you obviously don't understand the fundamental distinction and what the long run consequences are going to be because you are a retarded weeaboo
>mass consumer market
>>108995119dog meat > onions
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>>108986992>>108987034>>108987617>>108991959i fucking love these retarded little dudes
>>108995078it's literally just meme videos meant to draw attention away from real progress. you are the (white) guy on the left chasing temeubots kek.
>>108987034of course it's the black one
>>108987034wait these robots are controlled by humans right?
>>108987566Is there any explanation about what the fuck happened here? Was it remotely operated?
>>108999523>Klung Fu Panda wins!
