YOU WILL UPDATE YOUR TOASTER
The basic computers in alien make so much more sense now
>>108996790NetBSD doesn't have this problem.
What does anyone actually need an IoT toaster for?
>>108996992Set temperature, set the time you want it to start toasting etc
>>108996992so you can make toast from anywhere in the world via an app on your phone
>>108997069Can't wait to get to my toast I put in the toaster at the start of my weeklong trip overseas, when I get back it should be as fresh and non-stale as it was when I put it in.
>>108996790people actually buy this shit
>>108997004but.set tempit's a dial.set timeuse a rotating timer thingremember it toastedset timer with a label on your phonetalk to your toasteryou can talk to any toaster
>>108996790>when you just want to toast your breadwhen you just want to toast your bread you don't buy a connected toaster with a screen
>>108996992Internet of Toast of course.
>>108997116People like this deserve to be wage slaves. They can afford assets but buy this shit instead.
>>108996790>>108997116you have to understand, there are retards at every price bracket and you would be stupid to not extract value from every single one
>>108997290*income bracket
>>108997264assets like what? stock? you ain’t getting shit with 400 bucks
"Linux can run on a toaster"Used to just be a meme highlighting how portable the Linux kernel was.
>>108996790YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
>>108997264you can't invest your way out of poverty dipshit, except for rare 1000x cases like shitcoin early adoption.you need a high income first and foremost.
>>108996790things were truly better back then
>>108997478that's way less practical than a normal ass toaster
>>108997116>InstaGLO
>>108997478The exposed elements would not fly today.
>>108997116>instaGLOcannot make this shit up
>>108997478I have one of these in the kitchen still but I haven't plugged it in since Clinton was in office.
Authors of HTTP 418 response code are getting smiles wiped off their faces huh
>>108996790The only thing that this pos updates is the amount of trackers that send your every move to some weird off shore server that sells it to everyone
>>108997388Are you saying that low income people buy this $400 toaster? WTF!
>>108997134The theory is that with IoT you can do things like the toast automatically starting to toast at the time you wake up so it's ready for when you go into the kitchen, because the alarm told the toaster you didn't snooze it, and the fridge confirmed you still have butter for your toast. Of course none of that has ever actually worked in practice, instead you get updates and restarts and the device bricking itself etc.
>>108997596Tell us about it. Does it work well? Pros cons? Anything particularly bad about it?
>>108997478there's a reason he wears electricity-resistant gloves for this
>>108998248$400 is poverty tier. This isn't the year 1950 anymore. You can't do anything with this $400. $400 at 10% compounding over 50 years is 47k. You're not getting a 10% compound rate anywhere unless you're rich and can do private investments (then even the absolute tip-top best can't usually break 20% and typically over somewhere a smidgen above 10%). That $400 is infinitely better used to improve your immediate quality of life for the next 50 years (but this isn't that of course).
>>108998314Good point. I would argue it's best to invest in every day objects that have a high return per dollar. Things that have decent quality and don't break after short time. High price is no guaranty for good quality and user satisfaction.Other thing is: Lots of tech products don't even improve life quality. Instead of buying an automated soap dispenser the money is better invested in high quality soap with natural ingredients and not buying this industrial corner cut soap slop.
>>108998416Yes, absolutely. But there are classes of electronics and tools that definitely increase your life quality a lot. For example, maybe you like making bread at home, a breadmaker makes things way easier even though it's not needed. An AC is always a good addition if you have none, etc.Otherwise though, just investing in higher quality products is a great strategy. It will make you healthier, result in lower expenses over time due to fewer required replacements, and will make you happier. This means you'll live longer and have more energy to do things.
>>108998248Poor people tend to be the ones who buy frivolous shit they can't afford.
>>108998513I call this poverty of the mind.
>>108998513yes frivolous shit like rent
>>108998416>>108998416i like this perspective a lot. what are some purchases that you have made which improved your quality of life? for the first time in my life i have a stable income, and i am still learning to adjust. it feels weird not choosing the cheapest homebrand soap/bread/clothes. i'm not quite looking for smart toasters (yet?), but i would love suggestions on what is worth it.
>>108996790Let us drink a toast to this remarkable invention.
>>108997116We need to study the people who buy these things.>>108997486kek
>>108998593This is a teach a man to fish kinda situation. You need to stick to a framework to figure out what is worth it for you personally, because it depends a lot about your lifestyle and personality. The primary goal is you should never come across a situation where you think "this is annoying" or "this is painful". A good yardstick for this is whether you feel like you want to stay in bed in the morning: ask yourself "why". Then see what solutions may exist for the problem. Typical reasons might be "ugh, another hot as fuck and wet as a pussy day, I don't wanna go to work!". Solution is obviously to control the environmental conditions. AC, dehumidifier (caveat emptor), lighter quality clothes (they're starting to make real linen clothes nowadays), etc. are good options. Maybe you constantly feel bloated, slow and tired. Check your stress and nutrition. Invest in better quality food first, if you can't hit the right micros, get multivitamins or other supplements. Is there something you really like to do, like a hobby? Invest in quality hobby equipment. Is there any chore you do every day that you always think how annoying it is so you put it off to the next day? See if you can find better tools or automated widgets to help with this.Once you have found something that works, invest in a higher quality version of what you found works for you and upgrade until you are satisfied with the result.That's the way I go about it at any rate.And here's the easiest way to decide: if something makes you happy, invest in it. Regardless of what it is that makes you happy, from a shitty slop snack to premium soap or a sports car.
>>108998593One of the best investments was a large quality stainless steal pot with decent weight for my small kitchen. I use it for cooking soups and stews from scratch. I buy organic food as best as I can and by cooking larger amounts I can meal prep resulting in higher time efficiency and am not forced to buy unhealthy high processed food for time saving. This way I'm able to live more healthy and can perform better at work and in life.If you don't have a freezer additional to your fridge I'd recommend that too.(for meal prepping) I have a normal fridge freezer combination(not this fake cheap one with fake freezer). The combination saves some electricity in the long run.
>>108996790
I want to give this toaster the benefit of the doubtCan you still use it by bypassing the touchscreen interface or simply without the touchscreen interface?And/orDoes the touchscreen interface actually enhance the enduser experience in some way like providing more consistent toasting, or allowing you to monitor the bread temperature during the toasting process, or having some kind of automatic toasting shutoff to prevent burnt toast or the like?
>>108998293>the toaster automatically starting to toast at the time you wake upEven in a perfect world that wouldn't work because someone needs to physically put fresh bread into the toaster.
>>108997264I actually have a few appliances that are extremely overkill with IoT botnet bloat because they go on such deep clearance discounts that they beat out any of the shitty basic modelsnaturally I don't use any of the botnet bloat, just the basic features
>>108997478>I heckin' love babysitting my toasts!
>>108998785The idea is that you would put the bread in some kind of receptacle that feeds straight into the toaster. Like an automated breadbox, or that you would put the toasts the night before in the toaster and it would get toasted in the morning.
>>108998804Then you have to put some extra effort into cleaning the bread box and feeding mechanism.
>>108998822Of course. But it's supposed to make things more comfortable, not fully automate your life quite yet.
why is my toaster sending traffic to an israeli IP?
>>108999149Because it's the right thing to do.
>>108997290This, been thinking about reselling rebranded chinese air dehumidifier at a 500% markup while marketing health benefits.It's like people consuming 15$ of vitamins every day, while they could use that money to eat properly instead
>>108997290It's not called stupid to not want harm on people. It's called being Christian. Not that you'd know, stupid kike.
>>108997478>things were truly better back thenGot an example? Because that video isn't a good one.
>>108996790what I don't get is why the software is so slow to update. I can understand a general purpose computer having slower updates since you're probably changing a lot of shit, but shouldn't any embedded consumer device using very small software?
>>108997596Only thing I'd change is replace that cord with a newer one. Everything else is better than the modern equivalent
>>108999793Make sure your company has some retarded name like dabooz or elgest or whatever
>>108996790you bought it nigga
>>108996790What for does a toaster need volume control?
>>108997478anon, that thing looks like an absolute piece of shit
>>108997478honey can you please oil the toaster before it blows a fuse and burns the house down
>>108996790Let me guess, it has a paid subscription too
>>108996790why are retards always complaining about their "Touchscreen Toaster SuckMyCock19372183" that cost $200 while they can easily grab a basic one at their local thrift store for around $8
>>108998248People stack welfare and disability and buy toasters like this. That is the purpose of the system, to give money to retards to buy overpriced shit from people who are incredibly wealthy.
>>108996992Collect data from your network and phone it home to be sold.
>>109001919>hrift store>Buying a toaster that has someone's balls in it.Naw
>>108997755You WILL verify your identity to the OS on your toaster and you WILL be happy
>invent the perfect toaster>decide "nah, actually, no one needs that" and just stop making it, trying to make more retarded toaster designs for decades for something that was solved technology
>>109001919The idiot tax.
>>109002198This is the way
>>109002198>>109002229>crumbs stick to the bottom and turn to ash>surface gets rough over time, shredding your spongesit's trash
>>108998307Just look like generic nitrile gloves to me.
>>109002243Crumbs stick to the bottom and turn to ash on regular toasters as well anon. It's easier to clean this one. Surface won't get rough if you actually clean it. You're trash. The only problem with >>109002198is it's slower than toasters. Personally I have a toaster oven instead, it's a good in-between. Can do 6 toasts in 4 minutes.
The original toaster cost $22.50 when introduced in 1948.That's $311 in current dollars. So any toaster that costs more than that is an insult to your dead great-great-grandparents.
>>108997116You are just too poor to appreciate the miracle of AI controlled toasting algorithms. My toaster is always learning what kinds of breads I toast and tunes the PID loop for optimized thermal management. It automatically uploads the telemetry to improve the toasting experience for other users and to inform authorized 3rd parties about my anonymized toasting activity.
>His toaster doesn't even have AIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhnN4eUiei4
>>109002049iirc the company evaporated itself by doing some shady financial shiti have one and it's really decent
I'm so glad I didn't grow up with this shit and know how a toaster works.
>>109002049>>109002550I suppose they also patented the mechanism so nobody else can copy it?
>>108996992Well-trained farm animal tier “people” will be convinced they need this shit and they’ll complain about AI at the same time
>>109002915>patentbro the shit's from 1950>US 2,459,169>US 2,459,170>US 2,667,828there are 3 patents and they are long expiredi have 1 working, 1 broken and all i can say from tearing the broken one apart isnobody with the capitalistic logic would try to build this over the picrel
>>108998416Indeed
>>108996992To collect your data. Let the marketing dept figure to how sell it to the goyim
>>108996790my toaster has no electronics, makes perfect toast that will never burn, and raises and lowers automatically.
>>109002049no they didn't just stop making it. the last time that company made that toaster it cost $79 no one wanted a $79 toaster when you could get a $9 toaster that made shitty toast but only cost $9. I have 4 of them.
my parents have a toaster with a touch screen and the place where the "3" is where you touch it stopped working. they can no longer toast anything with a temperature of whatever "3" stood for now.the future is amazing.
>>108996790I was gonna ask why would a toaster need to update but it's just a company putting itself between the user and his appliances.
>>108999960Its webshit all the way down, it's an android app running flutter which itself is some wrapper for a PWA written in node.
>>109003053>my toaster has no electronics>line voltage
>>108996790anyone got that >twitter >screenshot that summarizes normalfags an ones buying IoTshit while actual tech guys have a gun loaded in case their printer makes a weird sound ?
>>109003242>an onesas ones
>>109003240you don't seem to know what electronics are. it has no discrete components, IC's or logic circuits.it has wires and mechanical linkages with springs that get hot and stretch or compress. there are no electronics in it.
>>109003297Why does it need voltage if it's not electronic? What are the wires and springs for if not to get heated by electricity. It's certainly not a gas toaster, it's electric is it not?
>>109003308electrics and electronics are not the same thing.
>>109003316You said it wasn't electronic and I'm asking you if it's an electronic toaster or something else because you said it's not but the ad implies it is in fact an electronic toaster. If it's not electronic, what is it.
>>109003324electrics and electronics are not the same thing.I'm sorry you are too stupid to understand this.
>>109003328I don't know why you're dodging the question. Like that.If it doesn't use electricity, what mechanism does it use for heating. Why even bring it up if you don't want to talk about it.
>>109003324It's an electric toaster, not electronic
>>109003342Anon said it used wires and charged coils. Those are electronic components and it seems like they're specifically joined in a circuit for the exact purpose of toasting the bread.The ad implies this and that's typical design.I asked what mechanism it uses if it's not a typical toaster design and he won't answer me.
>>109003365the whole thing is literally aswitch and some heating elements in seriesi'd say it is as simple as a lightbulb in terms of circuitry
>>108998416This soap will fuck up your pipes.
>>108997116ERROR: SAY "REVOLUTION™ TOAST!!!©" TO PROCEED WITH TOASTINGSAY LOUDERWHO RUN KITCHEN TOWN?
>>109003419>here's this diagram of these coils operated by a switch, all joined by wire in a circuit and it only works when it has voltage feeding the electronic componentsThis is some "no true Scotsman" type bullshit.>it may be electronic but it's not true electronicI think that's bullshit. Something like heat pipes and gas, that is a non-electronic appliance mechanism. This is not.
>>109003496that is not an electromagnetic coil, just heating elementsnichrome wiresentire mechanical shit are heat driven
>>109003524I never said it was a magnet, I said it was a coil that is part of a circuit of components which are somehow both electronics but also not in your worldview.All I wanted to know what in what way is it not electronic, only to find out it most certainly is.
>>109003547it is electric not electronics
>>108998785>>108998822you sceptics simply arent wallace-and-gromit-maxxing enough yet. get on his level. you have to optimise your life to a series of rube goldberg machines before you start to see any real productivity gains. smart toaster is only the first step.>>108998645thank you actually, like unironically. this is fantastic advice, ill have a good think about it. weird how (when pursuing success) up to a point we are pushed to ignore our needs. minimalism and suppression are best when optimising for frugality and efficiency i guess. gotta learn to tune back in to being human. i think i will buy the free range eggs today.
>>109003548It should be obvious by now you're arguing with an ESL jeet.
>>108998755>I want to give this toaster the benefit of the doubtWhy? It's a way to steal money from idiots, it's that simple.
>>109003548The electronics within are what is responsible for toasting the bread. The electricity is what powers the electronics within. How is it not both electronic and electric driven?
>>109003590:wilted_rose::broken_heart:
>>109003618You might have clicked the wrong post.
>>108996790>>108997116Genuinely dystopian, but what OS does this run? And chipset
>>109003691i thought i could find any pcb picture or FCC filing ID and deliver some answer but nopemy guess is it's probably some sort of riced RTOS on top of bottom of the barrel (i am guessing) realtek chipset
>>108997257>Internet of ToastI'm dying here. kek
>>108996992>he doesnt keep track of his toast statsngmi
>>108997116>InstaGLO RCome on! That was so close. lmaoThe 1 can't be a Y no matter how much I try to gaslight myself into it.
>>108998300It toasts. You flip the bread manually. Looks nice. You can maim someone with it in ways you can't manage with a modern toaster. Cord made of powdered cancer.>>109000192It's old cheap stamped sheet metal, it looks nice but that doesn't make it good. I still want one of those "radiant control" toasters from the 50s. >>109003053
>>109003242The one made by retarded reddit faggots who think neoludditry is cool and good?
>>108998307You are fucking retarded.Those are nitrile gloves, not gloves that isolate.You need a much thicker rubber glove to isolate you from 230/400V.
>>109004426>neoludditryit's not luddism, it's technoskepticism, but I know this is just going to be a fart in the wind because AIfags have latched onto that word they just learned about yesterday for some reason
>>108996992How else are you going to post your toasting streak to social media?
>>108998719>One of the best investments was a large quality stainless steal pot with decent weight for my small kitchen.If this is the best investment for you, I feel sorry for you. It's one of the most basic of things you own.>I have a normal fridge freezer combination(not this fake cheap one with fake freezer).Is Amerimuttland so bad that they sell you fake fridges/freezers?
>>109004412It's also a Westinghouse when I thought it was M&B. Can't find the cord now, I assume it's in my lungs and blood. Tomorrow I'll clean it, find or make a cord for it, and toast something for /g/ if this thread is still up.
>>109004412But is it fast, slow, even...?
>>109004798Slow because you do one side at a time. It's about half the wattage of a modern toaster so that checks out. I don't recall it doing a particularly good or bad job, but it's been a long fucking time, anon, so fuck if I remember. The rivets holding the mica boards together have corroded away, looks like one board is hanging loose so I may need to address that before I plug it in again. Original handles broke off at some point and were replaced with wooden knobs, I think this is common because I see those handles broken in a lot of photos looking at these old toasters. I'm surprised how much it's rusted since I last thought about it. Looks like I won't be finding a cord locally or easily, I'll make or ghetto-rig something for it tomorrow.
>>109004835I see, that's kinda disappointing actually. I would have thought that with fewer regulations, this could heat up much faster (per side). Ultimately one side at a time is OK anyway because it makes it usable for things like bagels as well. Modern toasters supposedly allow you to disable one side ("bagel mode" and such) but that never works right.
>>108997004Do people really just leave bread in their toaster? It'll get stale.
>>109004879Americans eat cake-like bread. It's so full of sugar and conservatives that it stays good for 2-3 weeks even when fully exposed.
>>109004893>It's so full of sugar and conservatives>conservativesThey put the flesh of politicians in their bread? pretty based if you ask me
>>109004844Sometimes old things are shit. It's cool that it's a metal toaster and all but they were really cheaply made, from cheap castings and stampings with old, shitty alloys. They last only because there's very little to break, it's just a nichrome wire connected to mains voltage. Steel corrodes, zinc corrodes, cheap castings are brittle, thin sheet metal warps, plenty of old stuff was shit despite the vintage charm.
>>109004921Yes, that's why I was asking for details. I know full well that not everything was rainbows and unicorns. Still nicer to have something not quite as good that never breaks over something that is slightly better but needs to be replaced every few years, though.
>>109004950Personally I love the thrill. Will the toaster toast my toast today? Will it pop up? Will it burst into flame? It's been down awhile did I set the knob right? Okay it's definitely been down too long I should check on that. Oh, it popped already. It's stuck because it's filled with a pound of breadcrumbs that never reach the little cleanout tray. This bread isn't toasted at all. I'll leave the dial where it was and put it in for another round. Why won't it stay down now? Okay it's toasting. Okay it's immediately burning. Oh it's burning a lot please stop why won't you stop toasting I hit the button just stop fucking toasting it's toasted already STOP TOASTING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY DO I EVEN EAT FOOD
>>108996790>buying a toaster like that in the first placedeserved>>108997116>at that pricedoubly deserved
>he doesnt have antivirus on his wrenchSad!
>>108997596>>109004578
>>109010861I'm out of bread. I know these green knobs aren't original, but if you go looking you can find others out there that have them. I think they may have been an off-the-shelf "back of a magazine" solution to the oft-broken handles.
>>108996790You could just buy a normal toaster.
>>109010879No. There are only two options, toaster from circa 1926 and smart toaster from 2026. Nothing existed for the hundred years in between.
>>109011200They want you to forget.>>109003053
>>108997116>$400 for a toaster
>>108996790you don't need to ever connect this shit to the wifi if you dont want too. you retarded fuckheads. also its actually not a bad idea to adjust times automatically with a touch of a button gives you a lot more granular control instead of just fucking guessing. I'd prefer a toaster oven to that but if you just make toast who gives a shit.
>>109002229>>109002198poor people third worlders
>>108996790ayo can I have this shit make me toast automatically every morning?I can't even express how much this will streamline my workflow!
>>109010318what a lie.
>>108998804>The cattle love the ranch.>The goyem love the pod.
>>108999864Christian? The people that make this kind of product and the people that buy it are the marked people of the beast. You know, the one that wages war on God and slaughters his people.
>>109002198SOUL
>>109011841>>108999864christians following a jewish religion talking about the mark of the beast when the mark (666) is an aryan number and the anti-christ is an allegory for stopping the spread of jewish abrahamic religions (christianity/judaism/islam). You fuckheads don't know anything. Jews play you and have been playing you for so long you think using there own system and god as some kind of weapon against them will do anything at all. You are slave!
>>108997478An elegant toaster for a more civilized age
>>109011807>NOOOO you aren't allowed to be happy unless I allow it!!!
>>109002243No one cleans these, the ashes give it extra flavor
>>109011807this is comingyour picture should get into the specifics of how this will work, specifically the timing. and what gets injected paired with what gets shown on the screen
>>109011807You think they'll put you in some kind of Matrix dreamworld, you'll actually be stuck in Hellraiser rapeshitfuckmare, kept alive for your organs to be harvested for some elite to use
We already had this conversation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y
>>109010059>Nutrunner
test
>>108997478the best toaster series ever made stopped being produced decades agohttps://youtu.be/iYBLlah_kGo
>>109003548>>109003590>A lot of these areas are copied and pasted, whole rooms, hallways, so it gets a little confusing
>>109002198Why not just use a pan to toast your bread at this point? I find that gives a better texture as well.
>>109014268Put a little butter in the pan.Butter your bread on both sides.Put the bread on the pan.Push down on the bread with a spatula.Flip when the other side is nice and crunchy.This is the best toasting method ever. Makes a great base for grilled cheese sandwiches as well.
why the fuck does a toaster need a computer?
>>109004893first, nosecond, begone, ESL.
>>109014784he's right, it's pretty well known typical american bread has more sugar than in other places, along with other preserving additives. i've seen it described by people who've tried it (who aren't american) as being more like cake. i haven't tried american bread myself but i've seen it mentioned a few times by people who have tried it.i wouldn't leave bread in a toaster overnight, but apparently that'd be ok with american breadnow i'm sure you can get fresh unsweetened bread in america as well, so don't think i'm suggesting otherwise or that you personally eat bread with high-fructose corn syrup in it
>>109015094What part of Africa are you from? I've never heard anyone describe American bread as cake-like, not remotely. All throughout Europe and Asia there are actual cake-like breads that are quite normal, I take it you've never had a good Kolach, Challah, Korovai, Melonpan, Manchet, Penia, world is full of good food. Get out of your mudhut and learn something about it. That cheap commercial sandwich bread you get from the Red Cross truck or any supermarket in the entire developed world? That's American bread, you've had it.
>>109015516You know google is just a few keystrokes away? Everyone describes amerishit bread like this. You clearly aren't anywhere near the civilized world given the way you describe white people's bread.
>>109015529>Everyone describes amerishit bread like this.No, they don't, comedians and youtubers and children do. Cheap white bread in America is the same as the cheap white bread in Canada, Mexico, Britain, France, Germany, Italy, the Balkans, the Middle-East, all of it.
>>108996790lmao
>>109015545maybe you should actually look it up sometime
>>109015622>investigation by TikTok ghost hunterWow, an expert opinion. Warburtons has 3g of sugar per 100g, while in the USA Bimbo has 4g, the excessive stuff like Wonderbread could be as high as 8g, took 30 seconds to Google it. You think that tastes like cake? Cake is 20-50% sugar by mass. Go to bed, Jabari.
>>109015685the warburtons one is pretty high for britain as well.the main reason for this discrepancy is that in the US common supermarket bread is made industrially and shipped around, it has to last weeks. in many other places even supermarket bread is made either in-house or locally and you'll be disappointed if it was even a day old. literally, even the cheapest store-brand white bread.in some places the stuff sold in america would be illegal to sell elsewhere due to sugar content and other ingredients, or at least illegal to sell while calling it "bread"
>>109015685>AI said so so it must be truelol
>>109015718You're describing commercial bread, common throughout all of the developed world. We also get fresh bread in America cooked in our supermarkets. >in some places the stuff sold in america would be illegal to sell elsewhere due to sugar content and other ingredients, or at least illegal to sell while calling it "bread"Cite an example, go ahead, we're waiting.
>>109015743>can't even imagine looking up nutrition factsgrim
>>109015746Commercial bread outside amerilardia is edible. In american't land it is not food, it's poison. Not that hard to understand for someone fed on real bread. But for you, maybe a little challenge to give you some exercise?
>>109015763>gives up when facts are involvedTo be expected. Enjoy your mud-hut.
>>109015746azodicarbonamide
>>109015797>due to sugar content
>>109015775I rest my case.
>>109015806>and other ingredients
>>109015808Next time the trucks come to feed your village, be sure not to accept any bread.
>>109015819>SubwayClearly representative of American white bread. You know they're famously over-sweetened even by American standards, right? Could've picked out the fat content of Wonderbread but I guess all you can do is desperately google for news articles. So you're going to tell me Subway loaves taste like cake, right? Go ahead, it's fun watching you throw a tantrum but please be careful not to bump the walls of your jhuggi.
>>109015856>so fat and full of hfcs he explodes into treats when ameri"bread" is mentionedlol
>>109015890>explodes in treatsNot gonna lie I laughed and spilled my morning coffee, Coca-Cola, both cigarettes, Zyn pouch, and bag of donuts into my bowl of cookie cereal.
just eat rice
>>108996992What does anyone actually need a toaster for? Just use an oven.
>>109015921Toaster oven I agree, but full oven is just way too slow.
>>108997116shame on the goyim
>>109015890>>109015907
>>108997478This is dumb. They could just close together and have the metals transfer the heat together so the entire thing is toasted in 1 go instead of having to flip the bread because the metals arent touching
>>109015921are you not supposed to really leave the meter in? i do it all the time.
Is there anything with WiFi capabilities I can buy that won't turn into botnetbait in 5 - 15 years?I have a Frontier Silicon Radio and I'm already quite concerned?
>>109016122Oven thermometers mount in the oven. A leave-in thermometer gets left inserted into food, usually meat, that's the kind you're describing. An instant read is not left in, you poke it in and it gets a good reading within a few seconds. That's what's in that image, an instant-read thermometer than anon mistook for a leave-in thermometer and referred to as an oven thermometer.
>>109015921is /csg/ filled with astroturfing chinks?oven thermometer does go in the oven and sits there forever
>>108996790CVE 73828282882 - TOAST IS TOO CRISPYTHIS EXPLOIT MAKES USE OF THE KERNEL 33 WIRING THAT SENDS A NDE KEYLOAD TO THE ARN PORT OF THE SPRING IN THE TOASTERIF UNTHROTTLED IT CAN EXPLODE YOUR NEIGHBORHOODTHIS PATCH FIXES IT>print("fix")>i = 1 + 1MERGE NOW! OR ELSE...
>>109016159>making excuses for the chinksthey sell shit. if they meant to sell it as an instant read thermometer he wouldn't have made such a mistake
>>109016474OK pajeet. Why are you mad that you are illiterate and retarded though?
>>109016474He really should've noticed the tiny piece of plastic in his hands as opposed to an actual leave-in thermometer which is thicker, heavier, and has a glass face on it.
>>109016515Of course. Not arguing otherwise.But the fact that he made such a mistake goes to show he believed what he had bought to be an oven thermometer.Tons of people believe what they are told. It is not normal to be a suspicious asshole like me. If chang didn't lie about 95% of the shit he sells maybe China would have a better reputation.Blaming the user does not absolve the chinks from their responsibility to sell what they claim to be selling.
>>109015921why are ameritrannies like this
>>109016611Chang didn't lie, retardojeet is just retarded, just like you.
>>109016611I can't argue with that.
>>109011807theres no chance in hell they would allow you to generate hentaiwe cant even get bikinis
>>108997478sovl
>>109011807hentai video generator connected with the autofapper 3000 would sell like crazy, google was already working on a thingy that generated an environment in real time and you can walk around without it hallucinating. Imagine that thing but generating your waifu anime character, the bug2food would be syntetic meat made from the biological material of atheists fetus abortions. Imagine all the meat generated by these perverts. the drugs are not needed because they would be constanly fucking with their ai slop anime waifu generating whatever chemicat the body generates when cumming, and the pumping out cum goes directly to a human artificial meat factory made by blackrock sponsored by your local masonic lodge and the jesuit order
It's all surveillance. I went to get groceries just now and passed at least 5 Flock cameras on the way. When they merge the US military with the IDF next year we are all fucked.
>>108996790wtf my toaster doesnt do this i just pull a level down and it toasts the bread
>>108996790Use-case for a toaster?
>>109003336you great gibbering baboonIt has no ELECTRONICS none of pic related.jesus how fucking dense are you?
>>109003590you are either stupid, willfully stupid, or trolling.
>>109015094if you actually go and look at bread being sold in grocery stores in europe you find that there is little to no difference in the amount of added sugar in American versus European bread.
>>108996790Be glad actual toasters are still produced anon.
>>109015763listen dumb ass. if you actually looked up the ingredients in bread that are "poison" you find out they occur normally in other foods naturally and in higher concentration than American bread.basically they took naturally occurring preservatives isolated them and use them in other foods.stop repeating bullshit
>>109015819I have had subway bread, and normal homemade bread (with no added sugar) and subway bread does not taste sweet in the slightest.
>>109018071Is this what chatgpt told you? Lmao amerilard.
>>108996790>your toast doesn't work anymorehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence
No Chang ever sells me a toaster with a computer
