>data centers orbiting Alpha Centauri by the end of the year
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_predictions_for_autonomous_Tesla_vehicles_by_Elon_Musk
>>109009770>All of your money into the coffers of Israel by the end of the year
>>109009792I'm donating as fast as I can!!!
>>109009770>penis inside Elon's ass by tomorrow
>>109009770SpaceX will have a functioning Dyson sphere within the next 3 years, infinite energy on earth, fossil fuel industry BTFOscreencap this
>>109009797As is your patriotic duty as an American.
He solved the three body problem?
>>109010432Have you ever seen that AI tries to figure out four legged locomotion video before? Musk looks like you gave an AI vague instructions of how a human should look like and it genuinely tried its best but didn't quite get there.
>>109010432Now remember that God made him bald and imagine this pic with no hair on the top of his head.
>>109009770How are they planning to cool a data center surrounded on all sides by hard vacuum? And if the main problem with existing data centers is cost, how does launching them into space first improve things?
>>109010539if we're going natural their gut would look more natural toothe gender affirming care hair and gender affirming care testosterone supplements did a number on that person's body
>>109010632there are complex answers to all of these questions, or one simple one:>Musk is a fat bullshitter
>>109009770Catgirls for domestic ownership and impregnation by the year's end
>>109010632Space is cold, we'll just let the heat radiate off naturally.
dumb liberals don't even know about the Mars Base jet.
>>109010432he looks like the main villain of half life 3's combine
>>109010432Dios mio... el ogro de Sudafrica...
>>109009770Wow>>109009792Interesting>>109009941100%
>>109009791Mars predictions?Tesla Roadster predictions?There needs to be a list of these 2.
>>109010632Stops retards protesting wherever you want to build them. That's it
>>109010432people acting like this isn't a shoop has me concerned. But then I recall it's 2026 and you're all brown children, probably, so actually it's me who forgot this isn't real 4chan anymore
>>109013424Two more months
>>109013470Are you for fucking real?
>>109013846He is real and he is 100% serious
>>109009770What happened to FSD?he stopped talking about it fully and from I can tell, from version to version zero progress is made.
>>109013909Turns out its really hard.
>>109010280He's not that fat
>>109013612>Roadster with SpaceX cold gas thruster>not April 1st>>109013909hes just announced, contrary to the bullshit he's been spouting for about the last decade, most Teslas would additionally need a major hardware upgrade to enable FSD. As in new cameras, new onboard processor, yadda.
>>109009770>>109010432Ah, to live in such a perpetual ketamine delusion again. Brings me back...
>>109014261>>Roadster with SpaceX cold gas thruster>>not April 1stApril 1st was 2 delays ago
>>109014487Is this the one he said on Rogan was gonna fly?
>>109015424Yes
>>109009770>years long latencywhat a great idea
>>109009792shadilay!
>>109014461>The wachowskis get addicted to Ketamine and only produce mediocre slop afterwards >Kanye gets addicted to Ketamine and only produces mediocre slop afterwards >Musk gets addicted to Ketamine and only produces mediocre slop afterwards Ket seems to be the only drug that consistently results in boring rather than entertaining midwittery.Smackheads, cokeheads, alchies and tweakers have all contributed.K users just don't
>>109015719>Smackheads, cokeheads, alchies and tweakers have all contributedSo stims make you produce cool shit?
>>109015471Screencaps have to be newer and show the date of when Elon Musk posted it. "2 hours ago" could mean somebody retarded would actually think Elon Musk posted it 2 hours ago, instead of 2 years ago.Elon's been saying this shit for 10 years, thinking battery technology would be "just around the corner". Even when the battery technology comes, it cannot be at the $200k price point.
>>109016185LSD and shrooms do.
>>109010432bro looks freshly caught fish with the mouth gaping lmao
>>109016185>>109017158I've heard LSD being called a stimulant, I think it was Ram Dass who said that it was virtually impossible to sleep while high on it.I guess the 2026 stack is either LSD microdosing, or LSD macrodose every 2/4 weeks and some light stimulant use routinely (caffeine, nicotine).LSD instead of mushrooms cuz easier to measure if you have a consistent dealer.Ofc none of this matters if you aren't sleeping well, excercising, eating well, socializing, not letitng psychological trauma (fear) block you, etc.
>>109017776LSD microdosing was the san francisco tech yuppie from 2012 stack bro how young are you
>>10901820225, and I know, still true tho.Not like the average san francisco tech yuppie from 2012 will get much out of it. Since they were and still mostly are nerds with deep insecurities influencing their every move, whose brains are so filled with microplastics, cortisol and propaganda that LSD or any other psychedelic for that matter would mostly be about them making some surface level introspection, realizing they are miserable as shit and trooning out or cheating on their wives.The endgame for LSD is so goddamn cool.Your post reminded me of friends that said they smoked weed once, felt anxious, and decided weed was wack, of course you won't enjoy or see immediate change in your life if you don't work on the things you were exposed to, but still whatever, im ranting.>t. LSD believer since it helped me overcome my crippling porn addiction (endgame stuff, shemale creampie compilations, gooning for hours reading loli doujinshis, etc.)Literal lifesaver for me
>>109017776>virtually impossible to sleep while high on itThis is my experience with shrooms too. Literally completely impossible to fall asleep awhile on shrooms
Just a slight +decade error. The car that you purchased with the FSD option for $$$ is now nearing the end of its life. It happens.
>>109009770so many jealous anons
How about data centers orbiting Earth first? It's like talking about building base on Mars. How about building base on Moon, first?What a joke.
>>109018665Screw worm and he's just an unlikable ass in general. Remember when he was the leftist darling then he tried to suck up to Trump? He doesn't deserve to be a trillionaire. Only a whipping boy.
>>109009770The Alpha Centaurians will have something to say about that. Then again: maybe there is a civilization in the AC neighborhood that already has orbiting data centers.
>>109009770>>data centers orbiting Alpha CentauriThat's about four light-years away. Send a packet (how? radio? maser? laser?). It gets there four years later. The ack takes another four years to get back.Yeah, that will work just fine. Surrrrre.
>>109018700this is beta male energy
>>109010632With radiators. I dont know if you guys know this, but SpaceX has 10,000 satellites in orbit. Each of them run ~25kw solar power run now and each with radiators on board to dissipate heat. People dont even do the basic research when forming their thoughts.
>>109018830>Each of them run ~25kw solar powerdoubt.exe
>>109018700yeah he definitely has that “it’s been two minutes already, why is no one talking about me?!” Mentality like an attention whore.
>>109019060Do you also think data centers delete water molecules?
>>109019163nobody thinks thatthey do however waste large amounts of fresh water as they rarely bother to recapture it
>>109009770Stupidest idea I've ever heard. Worse than those idiots that out a bunch of copper wires in space.
never fall into a khole
>>109009770Genius, this will solve the heat issue.
>>109009770What if, instead of going to Mars, we make Earth more like Mars? I would like my one trillion dollars now, please.
>>109009770scamX will flop so hard the whole market will suffer liquidate everything
>>109010539>no hairthen he could just Flavio Briatore maxx and bang Heidi Klums
>>109009770Still more realistic than you becoming a woman. It's funny how your kind always accuses him of lying when you can't even be honest with yourself.
>>109023304>someone insulted daddy, better give an unhinged replyYou sure showed him.
>>109023304Reminder that Elon publicly admitted to only getting into politics because he is still seething hard over one of his kids trooning out
