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Speedog
Unlike cats who are lazy, get high on goynip, disloyal, dont listen to you, distant.

Dogs are fast, loyal, obedient, friends, hunt with you, help you find missing persons, drug sniffers to catch cartels etc etc .

Be a speedog use ai to make the world a better
place much like how dogs make humans lives better.

Tldr fuck snailcats
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>uhh..... let me check what claude says!
>i smart!
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>>109027556
Ruin the lawns of snailcats homes to assert dominance. Leave shit on their property
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>>109027561
>>109027562
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>>109027556
>>109027568
lmao posting in the first speed dlg thread
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>>109027556
wasn't buffcat supposed to be the opposite of snailcat?
also, dogs are haram
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For me it's Bobcat
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>>109027653
Muslim fucks like u dont deserve dogs or ai so go be with ur snailcats . U low iq inbred nsandfuckers
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>>109027653
>wasn't buffcat supposed to be the opposite of snailcat?
He is.
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>>109027556
Ai literally allows me to do my job at like 6x the speed and i playy video games the rest of my shift. Go fast go speed dawg
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>>109027733
Buff people are slow af u ever see that buff blCk guy use stairs? Hes out of breath after 3 steps
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Fuck it, posting in this thread so I can say I was here if it takes off
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Forced memes are a meme
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>>109027744
Lol cute
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>>109027757
Fuck off ya jeet
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>>109027556
Facts
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>>109027729
dogs are also unenlightened in the christian-hellenistic tradition, which called diogenes a dog and made reasonable distrust a personalilty flaw by changing the definition of "cynicism"
the irony is, of course, that most humans behave exactly like domesticated dogs and bark blindly at everything that triggers them
shalom
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>>109027556
welp consider me a speeddog then. I just made 35k from some amish toyota manufacturer to upgrade their system. I literally sent my agents to work and they made an inventory sorting tool for their dumb windows xp computer in the factory floor. Now im basically getting another 35k to train the 15 amish people working there. Fuck this shit wouldve taken me weeks now i did it with 0 hours lol
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Brazil loves dogs. Brazil loves ai.
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>>109027772
I used ceasar milans training to train my dog not to bark
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>>109027780
Just like you Train an ai. Hueheuheuehueheudhudhd fuck
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>>109027556
Reminds me of clifford and he was cool so im okay with this
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>>109027556
hehe this fits you vibesloppers because dogs are dumber than cats, therefore Snailcat will outcode you
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>>109027556
CatGODS won.
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>>109027556
Dogs are gay and also unhygienic as fuck. They eat their own shit and attack children. They fit brown coders more accurately than anything else
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>>109028076
Cats literally shit in a box and cover it with sand and then walk all over your furniture.
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>>109028083
It's much more effective to shit directly on the furniture.
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>>109027772
There is a reason "dog" is an insult in every culture on earth while cat isn't.

>>109028083
As opposed to a dog shitting in the middle of your carpet, eating and smearing it all over the place and then goes and licks you all over the face? Yeah dogs are disgusting af and dog owners are metally ill shit eating faggots
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>>109027556
>snailcat: cute and endearing, keeps on keeping on, loved by many, semi-organic
>speedog: soulless clanker copy, bad craftsmanship, no charm, failed attempt at coopting
Yea seems like a fitting mascot desu
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>>109028083
They might shit evil and piss chemicals but they keep themselves spotlessly clean
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>>109028093
>>109028118
Dog shits
Just like aifaggots, i mean sppedogs shit out ai slop.

It truly is fitting
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>>109027556
>>109027568
>>109027644
Did the frontier model labs throw a few interns and some Thielbux at countermemetics (shilling) or something? Or is this the dicksucker TPOT ingroup doing it pro bono?
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>>109027556
>dies in 8 years
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>>109027562
>Leave shit on their property
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>109027556
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It's like I'm really on /an/.
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>>109027556
>speedog
>not wearing a speedo
Apply yourself
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>>109028787
No one works for free bud
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>dogfags trying to force themselves into a catCHAD meme
Buffcats, snailcats... we need to band together and defeat the canine undesirables.



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