Disaster after disaster. like literally. Windows team needs an overhaul. remove all the jeets and hire actual operating system people. also remove the shitty backdoors. it's why we get shit like picrel>break bitlocker with a xml fileWell whatever is going on, I hope that guy wins.>t. Windowschad who is tired of microjeet jeetifying windows with AI react slop
install gentoo
>Windowschad who is tired of microjeet jeetifying windows with AI react slopStop trying so hard to fit in.
>>109035811>paying for jeetware OSclearly, that's (You)r problem
>>109035811>Disaster after disaster. like literally. Windows team needs an overhaul.What makes you think this wasn't intentional?
Firing jeets is literally career suicide for a project manager. What the fuck are you talking about.
>>109035811>hire actual operating system peoplethe people who know their shit wouldn't touch that system with a ten foot pole (plus they already made it and are old), then you got a new gen of people relying on AI who can't land junior positions for JS sweatshops, it's over for the foreseeable future
>>109035811>What is even happening anymore?This is what happens when it becomes personal.
>>109035811>what is even happeningWindows and bitlocker are full of backdoors like everyone have speculated for years. The veil is simply being lifted now
>>109035811only zogbots use Bitlocker and i am happy when they get hacked
>>109035811Don't worry, AI will fix this. No need for expensive engineers anymore.
>>109037496I am not a zogbot.
>>109037511then don't use bitlocker
>>109038136It works fine on my machine.
>>109035811Windows is done and over.Linux is dying.It's BSD or Haiku at this point kek.
>>109035811>build backdoors into products>backdoors inevitably get exploited like everyone with a brain predicted>copepilot why is this happening to us?The chickens have come home to roost.
>>109038149everybody and their mother can bypass it and Microsoft syncs the keys into the cloud... what is the use case?
Jeets are going to completely destroy technology. Kinda based.
>>109035811Windows is fundementally swiss cheese. Always has been. Why? Because of how they use dll files and access controls. Windows is insecure by default.
>>109038192>Jeets are going to completely destroy technologyAmerican* technologyAnd that's a good thing. Death to America.
VeryCrypt doesn't have this problem
>>109038157blocks yer pathway
>this only affects windows 11LTSC chads win once more
>>109035811I hate how no one takes any of these exploits seriously.At work, Sophos is used to protect and encrypt endpoints. Sophos leverages BitLocker for encryption. I was able to easily decrypt any "protected" device using YellowKey. No one cared, so I opened a ticket with Sophos. They didn't care, then finally added signatures for the exploit when I complained. I told them I could still decrypt any of my licensed devices and asked what their mitigation suggestions were. They closed my ticket.Now, here we are again, and it's the same thing. Minimal coverage or discussion, no mitigation, no one cares. Maybe it's because YellowKey was an obvious government backdoor.
>>109038980Pic unrelated?
>>109038157>Linux is dying.Source?
>>109039249lol sophos is one of the gayest security "tools" out there
>>109038980>hyperconcentrate all the rich people on one OSwhat could possibly incentivize North Koreans to go after macOS haha there's just no way anything could possibly go wro-ACK>find quarter century old vulnsoh
>>109035811they fired QA years ago and its nothing but jeets and AI now. I'd be shocked if you find a single white developer at any Microsoft campus.
>>109035811>setting up new hand me down laptop>restart to enter bios after windows force fucking updates itself>Bitlocker has locked your drives, provide the recovery codes goyim>fuck this>install Linux Mint 22.3I made the right choice, now windows fags are dealing with hypervisor BSOD’s, imagine virtualization fucking failing because you need secure boot on by default.
>>109035811People keep buying keysPeople keep buying computers with Windows loaded by defaultPeople keep buying Office 365 subsThe reason most people shouldn't have computers or access to computers is because they are willing to accept the garbage software that Microsoft puts out. They aren't good consumers but their dollar goes as far as yours does.It's not a problem that can be solved with the "free market"
>>109038980I made an ecrypted .7z file for my moms medicare backup PASSKEY shit and it immediately flagged the file as "unknown possibly malicious" and won't let you open the 7z document withbout going INTO THE FUCKING SETTINGS TO OPEN A FILE even if you have keka installed it won't let keka open A FUCKING DOCUMENMT
>>109035811>react sloplol, reactOS
>>109038980:^)
>>109035811My work laptop solely for corporate compliance/teams/powerpoint work rebooted five times with its last update FUCKING FIVE REBOOTS. In 2026 I have to update before every remote teams meeting, or an organizational policy could force me to do it during a meeting. A few months ago, I was attending a meeting without doing this, and my system decided to do a roughly 17 minute BIOS and platform firmware update in the middle of it with no ability to cancel.Things have gotten really, really bad. Windows will be mostly dead in under ten years, this cannot go on, it's too expensive.
>>109038180>Microsoft syncs the keys into the cloudOnly for morons who are signed into a Microsoft account.
>>109035811guess what; bitlocker was never secure
>>109035811The only "disaster" is the goyim finally finding the backdoors that only the epstein ruling class were supposed to ever know about.Anyone with a brain just uses LUKS.
>>109039249They were just kicking the bucket. Windows Defender picks up YellowKey now so it's redundant work.
>>109035811The kindest interpretation I could offer is that Microsoft, in an honest attempt to make Bitlocker transparent and easy to use has overlooked a lot of shit.I don't really believe in that, though. The US government clearly LOVES backdoors and if Bitlocker actually worked and wasn't crackable for them, they would never, ever let them release it.
>>109035811> GlowiesWe need a backdoor to fight (((terrorism))) and (((cp)))!> FOSS devsIt would compromise security!> Corpo devsHere you go> Corpo devsSell backdoor keys to ad agencies> Security researchersFind and exploit backdoor
>>109041769Love mint
>>109035811just another false flag to introduce and implement more draconian shit onto PCs.
>>109043402computing will be dead
>>109038180You can bypass the TPM. Not TPM+PIN. It doesn't sync anything on my machine.
>>109035811literally competency crisis with all the vibe code and hackers having the same exact tools as their best "engineers"it's only matter of time until someone makes a virus that just destroys everything OR a jeet vibecode shits itself and does the exact same thing
