i hand craft artisanal code in 2026. ai cant compete with me unless im building a frontend interface for a database
>>109036004neal stephenson was right all along in his book diamond age when he predicted a huge hipster "hand crafted" artisanal goods industry emerging after the invention of godtech
>>109036004>art is anal codeclaude what did he mean by this . ??
>>109036032>huge hipsterisn't hipster meant to be small?
>>109036004>artisanalA real programmer would not use that word. You are a poser, a wannabe. You cannot even write a quicksort in C, from scratch, without using chatgpt or googling & copying someone else's source code.
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>>109036004Holy Snailcat copeYou are not required anymore, codetrans. All chads are vibeGODDING nowadays
>>109036004So? Did you actually expect someone to disagree or something?>>109039016Huh. I thought it was some 35yo roastie at first.
>>109039123she's infinitely more special
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>>109039016madera
>>109036989We use only organically derived, naturally sourced, artisanally created small batch code. It's free range and has never seen the inside of a computer, except when strictly necessary, thus allowing us to build a no code platform.The code lives in our mountain ranch, enjoying copious sunlight and on demand defragmentation. Our developers gleefully frolic in the open air office, and are fed an all organic diet. With at least 3 managers per dev, their time is exquisitely well organized and they can truly thrive. To save developers from the urge to write cursed code, loops are explicitly forbidden, and to defend against hackers, variable names have a maximum length of 1. If even the developers paid to work on the system can't understand it, what hope does a random hacker have? Developers are encouraged to use emoji variable names.Our developers paint the code blobs using actual brushes, a novel concept dreamed up by our tech VP after an ahuyasca retreat. This solves numerous problems at once, while creating new and exciting ones. This code is unhackable and cannot be modified because it's printed on paper, and it requires zero power at rest.The code image is OCRed, and then printed to ensure it stays outside of the computer. Any time we run the code it just gets OCRed again, and executed, then a new copy is printed to prevent the sheets from deteriorating with age. The old sheets are shredded then burned to prevent information leakage. This does lead to fairly slow execution time, but we're leaning to this being a feature of the artisanal process. Things have become too fast in technology. The novel secure new CPU cycle is: fetch, scan, execute, print, file, shred, burn.
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>>109040897I am so horny for them, it's not even funny.
ama artisanical woodsman, the hammer cannot compete with me unless im drooling in a retardation and it falls from the top of the shelf on my head
>>109040897you could say I'm a fan, yeah
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