He could give away 99% of his wealth and not have to change a single thing about his lifestyle.

oh right, the scam ipo was today. guess they're cashing out on retards right now

>>109039039
Cry more commie libturd.

>>109039039
This retards being a trillionaire says much about the stupid theater of modern life.

>>109039039
Such an inspirational tale for all African-Americans that demonstrates that to succeed in life you only need the hard work and blood of thousands of slaves creating generational wealth for your family.

>>109039193
I guess colonialism was right all along.

Take that, racists! An AFRICAN man made it to the top!

>>109039039
But that's just based on speculation. Numbers which don't exist in the physical.

>>109039039
>I could have all the money in the world, but my kids are still troon freaks

>>109039039
>1trillion in meme stock that he can't sell

>>109039779
it's retarded to sell stocks when you can borrow against your stocks. stocks keep getting more valued.

>>109039039
Commies mad as fuck

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>>109039039
But the luddites said AI is a bubble! AI was suppose to die! Reddit sisters, I don't feel so good.

In today's news, Reddit is protesting Elon Musk with ritualized mass self castration

>>109039052
but then he wouldn't have the means to push for h1b jeets

>>109039052
It's not about the next Ferrari, it's about influence.

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>>109039833
>>109039838
you niggers can't even share funny tears threads instead of mentioning their existence?

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>>109039833
ilu snailcat

>>109039876
I said reddit, and you got triggered

kek, nice try. Mr Reddit

>>109039052
Oh look, another retard that thinks he has 99% of that net wealth in cash just sitting around.

>>109039039
>Elon is now a trillionaire
why are people celebrating this so hard?

>>109039901
Oh look, a retard that can't read, he didn't say cash
you can give away shit regardless of liquidity

yes but how does this affect me personally

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>>109039905
It makes liberals angry and liberals are always wrong.

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>this fucking attwhore fucking retard
>trillionaire
Wtf is wrong with you muricanos?

>>109039919
>just sell all your stock, houses, vehicles, planes, other investments, etc.
I love how you people are so jealous and envious of rich people. Here's some great life advice; you'll be much happier if you stop comparing yourself to others.

>>109039936
I'm not american, tldr on why your politics always revolve around making the other guy angry online?

>>109040021
Politics is everywhere.

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>>109039991
> dunks on pakistan
> puts himself as 3rd wheel in the picture
linked is funnier than this place now

>>109040021
It's not an american thing it's an immature, rock-dwelling 4chan retard thing.
>>109040004
Speaking of rock-dwellers, we can see from this retarded poster that they are not all Americans.

>>109040085
funny too because the dialogs between musk and heard are some of the most cringe shit I've ever seen. She's damaged goods crazypants and he's autismo. But no matter how low either of them sink in the sexual hierarchy the jeet will always be beneath.

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PRESIDENT XI I HAVE CONVINCED DUMB AMERICAN TO PROTEST AGAINST ANOTHER DATA CENTER

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>DOW Jones and S&P bounced up
>NVDA is fluctuating with no signs of reaching another peak
>Yi Long's IPO will overshadow OpenAI's and Anthropic's cuz fuck doing another $1t IPO this month lmfao
The AI market grift is nearly up. Tick tock.

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https://x.com/CBSNews/status/2065505667188740111

Why didnt you guys become a SpaceX janitor or a welder and become a millionaire? The single biggest creator of net worth is through stock market, through shares in companies. And Unions reject stock options due to pay being tied to performance

>>109040004
He was smart enough to invest in the right businesses and then game the system to pump the stock up
Like I'm pretty sure they lobbied for changing the regulations around 401k's so that SpaceX could be added to index funds sooner, so that the stock would go up higher
(what happens when a grossly overvalued stock gets added to your retirement portfolio too soon will be left as an exercise to the reader)

>>109040007
>If you dislike how the thieving slave driver ruins everything he can for fun you're just envious!
Why are you still posting here, Elon? No one likes you and you know it.

>>109040911
Cool strawman. See a professional, you might have schizophrenia since you're arguing with yourself.

>>109040007

We're going to slice your throats and you won't do shit.

>>109039160
why aren't you starting your trillion dollar business yet

>>109040948
my daddy doesn't own an emerald mine to fund my ventures with

>>109040829
He tried to get S&P to fast track SPCX into the 500 but they shot that shit down. Unfortunately it still snuck its way into the Nasdaq 100 which a lot of retirement portfolios are balls deep in due to FAGMAN stocks being money printers.
I would say that it'll be a matter of time before things get back to normal but TSLA is still a thing despite that company circling the drain and the stock market has been retarded for a long time now.

>>109040940
>immediately turn to violence
Thanks for proving you're just a super low IQ sub-human.

>>109040940
No you won't lmao

Money is a scam. People pretend that's it not only so that society doesn't collapse instantly.