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>>109044856
put jeets on your skin like alcoholics and niggers do with their dead kids

>>109044856
>picture unrelated

A QR code that links to your onlyfans

Idk python but can returning fail and throw exceptions?
Why else would you "try" returning? And if so, what if the Return under "except" fails too?

>>109044856
reddit af

>>109044900
the only way your return can fail is if you try calling another function which fails. in that case, the program crashes.

>>109044856
Tats are for criminals and whores. Which are (you)?

>>109044900
Sure, returns can fail. Here's one that will, so the error msg in Except gets printed:

#!/usr/bin/env python3

import sys

def myfunc():
    text = 'imma chargin muh lazer'
    num = 42

    try:
        return text + num
    except BaseException as e:
        print(f'something happened: {e}', file=sys.stderr)

myfunc()

>what if the Return under "except" fails too?
Its exception would get thrown as per normal

>>109044856
there are no cool tech related tatooes

>>109044926
kek

>>109044900
maybe runtime error if you have done some fuckery you should not have
but then the except return would probably fail

I kind of want to get my ex's named tattooed on me somewhere in honor of her desu

>>109044997
oh no did she died??

>>109044997
cringe ahh nigga

"I" below your neck
"FUCKING" at shoulder height
"HATE" below the previous one
"AI" below the previous one

basically "I FUCKING HATE AI" as a vertical fancy text on your back

>>109045030
That has a chance to age very well or very poorly.
Make no mistake, if AI wins the culture war and luddites lose, the normalfags will switch sides, and will mercilessly pick on you for having that tattoo as if they were pro-AI all along
Getting a troon flag tattoo would also be a similar blunder.

Tattoos are stupid.

>>109045279
maybe some reference to kolmogorov complexity
i am pretty sure this wont age poorly within my lifetime

why's the cattle so obsessed with tattoos?

as much of everything that will cause surveillance/ai and media censor refusal as you can fit in a tattoo

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>>109045325
They got used to it over the centuries

no anon have none done
there is local directory
possibly local host

>>109044979
that's not return failure
that's type error

Cringe

>>109044856
The try is useless because the first return cannot fail.
Even if it could fail, except is too broad.
Function doesn’t have return type hint.

2/10

I would do a tatoo but I dont wanna be branded

>>109044979
The return doesn't fail. It's never reached.

>>109044856
Tattoos are degenerate.

>>109044856
QR code to meatspin.com

>>109044926
What does the dead cat-snail represent?

>>109045696
programmers that don't use LLMs to write their code

>>109044856

define NPC = 1;

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>>109044856
Tattoos are for prisoners.

Is never get a tattoo, but a cool one for someone really wanting to get one, would be:
hello world

>>109044856
All tattoos look like trash.

>>109045709
i thought it was non-vibe coders

>>109044926
I don't get it. What does relativity + AI have to do with each other

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>>109044856
>returning from error catch
subhuman who makes this tattoo is worse than vibecooder

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>>109046388
Why are you so slow? It's saying that if you try to love and everything is working out then you're happy. Otherwise, you're sad. Retard, next time use an LLM to ask instead of making posts like this.

Convert the string "hello world" to binary then get that tattooed

>>109046402
> what
KEKEKEKE!

>>109046409
elaborating a bait only makes the bait stale

>>109044856

def love(age: int) -> bool:
    return age < LEGAL_AGE

>>109044926
Based vibeGOD

>>109046402
I hate everything about this. "Live, Laugh, Love" levels of NPC

>>109047023
kek

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>>109044856
im not sure about a precise code tattoo idea but one cool thing you could do with whatever you get is to make it some kind of a quine.

Easiest & most concise would probably be a hash quine, e.g.:

print('Indeed, The SHA256 digest of this source begins with "2". Exactly.')

A single print statement is kind of lame though you should be more creative.

It would also make it especially interesting if you found a really long prefix (not just 2 characters) because that would probably require writing your own optimized algorithm that does things like generate message variants (to give you search space), GPU bruteforce (if you want to find a long impressive prefix), ensure the statement is true for variations of the code with and without a null terminating character or newline character (ensuring all hash programs will return a true hash).

Not many people would get it, let alone try to validate it, but it would be cool for those that do. Maybe it shouldn't be the central idea behind the tattoo just a cool touch.

>>109046175
You can't even kill your crippling depression, instead filling the void with slop.

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>>109045696
IT'S A NEW MEME XDDD
IT REPRESENTS LE REDDIT LUDDITES!!!!!

>>109045696
It's the zoomer's Milhouse.

>>109044856
A good themed tattoo
>Is subtle
>Looks good if you don't get the reference
>Has an added layer of meaning if you do get it
It's easier to do with shit like anime where you can just do a quote or even a character's name and have it look good (or symbols like the Joestar birthmark or the Berserk stigma). With tech you don't get many like that, I feel

:(){:|:&};:

fits the subtlety requirement, but would be hard to make visually appealing. /g/ memes like "let me guess, you need more?" would unironically be easier to turn into a tattoo. Either that, or take the cheap route and make it a QR code of your website

>>109047800
Shut up, trans

>>109044856
Tattoos are for vapid attention seekers

>>109049649
bosniancuck

>>109044856
What is it even trying?

>>109044856

def love():
    try:
        gf = get_gf(strict=False)
    except ValueError:
        print('Error: GF is not female!')
        gf = get_hooker()

    return gf

>>109044856
Tattoos are fucking gay. There's nothing more than normies love than the safe edge of getting a tattoo.

>>109047023
wtf language is that

>>109047778
strings are enclosed by double quotes

>>109050218
entirely depends on language

>>109044856
The teapot

>>109044856
An ascii table.

>>109044856
>cool

>tech-related
>tattoos
two uncool things when combined do not produce a cool thing

>>109044939
a criminal whore

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>>109044856
LMAO, that shit is for cattle.

>>109048602
> mutt's law
It took you a while, but here you are!.

>>109051757
>Mutt's law: the longer an online discussion goes on, the higher the likelihood of a kike joining in and pushing his race-mixing agenda onto the discussion

>>109049706
*BosnianGOD
FTFY, trans codetrans

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>>109044856
this is retarded not cool, just like any other tattoo

>>109044856
>using try catch for flow control
woman moment