>anon, what is this on your screen? It doesn't look like the windows 11 logo. What are you doing? Are you doing something illegal, are you hacking?Your response, /g/?
This, my friend, is cunny.
>Mom, some whore is bothering me!
I am, and I just hacked you and got all your nudes.
>die whore
>>109069188Why are you like this
>>109069123>>anon, what is this on your screen? *giggles* It doesn't look like the windows 11 logo. *giggles* What are you doing? *giggles* Are you doing something illegal, are you hacking? *giggles* *giggles* *giggles*
>>109069436Why do you giggle?
>>109069123Yeah, I'm hacking your onlyfans as we speak, suck my dick or I'll leak it all over
foids would NEVER approach me let alone talk to me
>>109069123>Moom, I'm fixing Xorg! I mean, Xlibre! get out!!
>>109069775you have to be 18 to post here, nigger
>>109069786fuck off grandpa
>>109069793Woo
Test
>>109069123She's so pretty.
why are your lips so big?
>>109071617Why do you think they are? What is your guess?
>>109069445i don't know *giggles* *punches you in the arm* *giggles*
I remember once many moons ago I was writing some html in notepad during a high school class and someone asked me if I was hacking, so I told him I was hacking the school's mainframe. As far as I know, the school didn't even have a mainframe.
>>109071617She's obviously an...>OpenBSD userOpenBSD user>OpenBSD userOpenBSD user>OpenBSD userOpenBSD user>OpenBSD userOpenBSD user>OpenBSD user
>>109071330She has to be. Notice she is completely natural too. The roots of her hair are blonde so she isn't fake-blonde
>>109071867>colleague asks if I am part of Anonymous
>>109069123I don't respond to the voices in my head.
>>109069123Oh this is Linux (technically GNU/Linux) a free and open source oper->That sounds boringg why don't you just use Windows Well you see the difference is that Linux is an OS that respects your freedo->God just put your dick in me already!!This is what would happen in that situation
>>109072260>why don't you just use WindowsLol if you think any woman under 60 souls suggest anything except "Macbook"
>>109072303Only rich girls have macbooks
>>109072320That ain't true anymore UNCasaurus. Hasnt been true for years now.
>>109072260>>109072336Nah I see girls at my uni using Windows still, even if they're a minority.
>>109072336It is still true. When a girl has a macbook, she is a daddys girl from rich family.
>>109072534Macbooks are cheaper than Windows laptops nowadays, anon
>>109069123yeah now fuck off
>>109072534You just crawl outta 2020?Macbooks haven't been the more-expensive option for years now.
>>109072823They still look like they are expensive
>>109069123Wait, why is this happening outside?
>>109069123uhh sure babe, I'm hacking. Pretty cool huh?
>>109071800Propaganda and agitation department for Slavic girls.
>>109069123>anon, what is this on your screen? It doesn't look like the windows 11 logoyeah, it's the windows 7 logonow make me a sandwich
>meanwhile OP the previous time he made this thread
>>109073474
>>109073241You don't take laptop outside when it is nice weather?
>>109072701macbooks are jeetshit, cope
>>109069123How fortunate you have to be to be born in a place that has such rare specimens.
>>109069123>anon, what is this on your screen? It doesn't look like the windows 11 logoexactly bitch, it's the Apple logo. BAZINGA! now fuck off
>>109069123I don't want to talk to women that aren't interesting to talk with
>>109069123Silence, hole.
>>109075943Rude!!
>>109069123>Your response, /g/?Silently stare at the vapid THOT, with a facial expression of "I can't believe you are that stupid, you silly girl. How do you remember to breathe?" until she walks away.
>>109069123What you see on the screen is a vagina and you will never have one.
>>109076325Do women not see their vaginas
>>109075905Why are all appel user gay...?
Bump
>>109077062I don't know, but what I do know is that I am not gay, unlike you. BAZINGA! HAHHAAHAH
>>109077062Fruits like fruit.
>>109071867>As far as I know, the school didn't even have a mainframe.Well which frame did you hack then?
>>109069482Arent you going to leak it all over either way?
>>109077966Makes sense. Appel should change the logo to eggplant
>>109069123I like how even the most airheaded retard understands instinctively that knowing anything about technology implies illegal and anti-state politics.
I hit a blunt and blow the smoke in her face, then I say>don't ask me that which I do not care to respond tothen I spank her, and when she makes a noise, I tell her that is a much better use of her vocal chords (with a cheeky grin)
>>109069123>Pull penis"It ain't gonna suck itself bitch
>>109078650It can
>>109074085>The opinions of women are the closest thing there is to the ground truth.This is the most cucked post I've ever seen.
>>109074085You need to know how beautiful this girl is, okay??
>>109069123women are retarded, just not that retarded, they know jeetdowns is pleb territory
>>109078637Cringe
>>109069123>Your response, /g/?"No shit I'm doing something illegal *you literally asked me to get you cocaine* for your sorority party because your old dealer got arrested. You got a sibling? Boyfriend with his own place? I'm not ordering it to my dorm and I sure as shit Hope you don't want to send it to yours".>Proceeds to explain just how terrible a PO box is before getting rid of her way too late later, realizing that this chick is definitely destined to become the kind of middle manager that is the reason we don't have removable batteries anymore Ah well. Street price + 370 bucks service fee is a good deal when you really need to get your car fixed.
>>109072303That girl doesn't look american
>>109080184South America?
>>109069123>yeah its a macbook
>>109069123women never talk to me. Can't/won't. totally fictional kind of idea, like may as well be fairies or something.
>>109069123>Your response, /g/?this isn't a computer, it's a grenade, and I'm going to explode you completely.
>>109081592Why is that
>>109069123The obvious response: "Who are you? And how did you get in my house?"
>>109069123>yeano further elaborationthen silent guilty 'you dont want to know more' type stares if she keeps pressing
>>109082409Is your house the street or what?
>>109069123Just say something about being prepared for Trump to go full dictator and she will shut up.
>>109069123How much for an hour?
>>109082988>oh, I didn't know you were circumcised anon ...>I was interested in you, but I only date people with foreskinYour response?
>>109069123I'd be suprised that they know what an Operating System even means.
>>109083671Everyone knows anon
>Sheprobably a tranny my senpai
imagine putting your disgusting brown chode on those thick fat red lipsi love fucking aryan white women
>>109084688Saar
>>109084495If only you knew how bad things really are...
>>109069133Anon! Wow I didn't know you had such high taste in simulated child porn!
>>109072130Dude don't give away your 4chan account it could get hacked
it would be best for their to move along on their path or may i ask your requests
why don't you tell ME why this fucking abomination is on my screen every few days OP you giant cuntfuck
>>109085603Pedo
>>109069123Why do your lips billow like curtains nigga?
>>109085966They are just dry
>>109085916You need to see how pretty she is
