New robot model that came out Is this gonna be first robot you'll buy anons? https://x.com/gs_ai_/status/2066869851659121128
>>109070695Can I fuck it?
>>109070795Asking real questions
They should make a robot with built in Juicero machine.
>>109070695Why do humanoid robots need human hands?
>>109070695When are we getting robowaifus?
>>109070863Meta and silicone wrapped handjobs
>>109070863So they can manipulate stuff like humans do. Literally the only human thing you really nees are the hands
>>109070695No, my house has stairs.
>>109071723Use case for stairs?
>>109070972If you saw one walking down the street, would you steal it?
>>109070695Can it fuck me?
Unless this is a fraction of the cost of legged robots, I don't see why anyone would buy it.
>>109070695GIVE US THE FUCKING JELLY ROBOT ALREADY
>>109070795No reason you couldn't make it handle a fleshlight. Maybe a voice synthesizer to call you a good boy?
>>109071723solved technology
>humanoid robots dont need to look humanthey do if i'm supposed to fuck them
>>109071723>>109071818need to make the entire house accessible by a fuckhueg wheeled cubedead on arrival, try again next time with legs and feet like everyone else
>>109073536this. the only usecase for humanoid robot is to fuck it. What's the point otherwise?
>>109070795it in words of A Tribe Called Quest, "Yes you can"
>>109070852That shits it out from its ro-butt
>>109070695robots need to be practical and/or hot(for fuckable reasons)like you know how when you buy and appliance or a tool and you can see its well built and it works really well for what you bought it for? like thatthat piece of junk looks like a convination of 2000s robodog and the 10feet tall wallmart robot that just breaks shit, the boston dinamics dog is a good example of something that looks like its meant to do stuff
>want dumb robot companies to realize specialization is the way to go instead of cramming the humanoid meme>see this>it’s just humanoid, but the lazy versionI briefly thought we had a winner, but no the retardation continues.
>>109070695>Is this gonna be first robot you'll buy anons? as long as a remote jeet is steering it no. Also paying 20k to beta test for mega corps is stupid.
>>109074813seggso Kei-chan
>>109070695It can loom over me and beat me off in the morning to crank-start my day
>hu·man·oid>Having an appearance or character resembling that of a human.>hurrr it don't need to look humanjust call it powerbank shapedalso huge missed chance to put a screen on the body
