back massagerone of them things that you put your feet in and they make like jacuzzi bubblesair purifier/humidifierwhen the baby is born, a baby alarm, milk warmer, just have phones set up for all alarms/emergeancy numbers and stuff and amazon orders setup to auto deliver diapers and stuff
>cup holderhighly based, just needs an IOT fridge
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>>109095157get testosterone esters and dose your wifeprenatal exposure to test is a huge determinant in whether the kid grows up to be chadno clue what that would do if its a girl, you should check first
>>109095157are arrows in pic really necessary?
>>109095357How else are we supposed to know that the wheels spin?? Not everyone is a genius like you.
>>109095357It's a boring black piece of shit. That is there to give some life to the image while not getting in the way of the "slick and modern" soulless design.
>>109095157I would never, under any circumstances, buy a folding stroller, my sister was inside one when it folded on its ownget one that doubles as a car seat, like pic related
I use the bob stroller so I or my wife can run with it.
>>109095396I would never subject any child to the humiliation of riding in a car
>>109095357guessing its electric motor wheels, since it comes with a battery pack
>>109095564being the father of a small child is one of the main reasons why you SHOULD ride a cara baby shouldn't be subjected to train noises, no one likes giving away their seats on public transport, get the fuck out
>>109095157Just wait until you learn about hacking Tonies, the security nightmare of the Hatch, and the horrible subscription apps of camera monitors. You can even go the extra mile and get an Owlet.
>>109095636I have a hatch and I don't use wireless on it. I got it for free and it enraged me since I have to buy sounds for it. How do I flash the ESP32 on it?
>>109095157Mom: SONY α7CII + FE 40mm F2.5 GDad: SONY α7V + FE 35mm F1.4 GMTrust me. iPhone is not enough.
>>109095157If your girl is that fat that she needs an e-stroller, you probably should gift her an abortion because that kid is fucked.
>>109095792Most parents aren't going to carry that shit around let alone two cameras. One camera for home is enough + flash. Tripod plate and holster if you plan on actually having the camera with you on the go. 35 isn't wide enough for selfies with a baby either let alone 40mm for mom. A wide zoom makes a lot more sense or something like the 20-70 zoom.
>>109095357yes because the stroller doesn't have a reverse gear
>>109095792I got one when my first child was born but I rarely use it
>>109095157if the baby isn't yours, an uber to her mothers, what self respecting man wants to deal with a brat that isn't their offspring? stop being a fucking simp you limp dick piece of shit
>>109095792Are there cheaper FF cameras?
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>>109095814She's not fat she's disabled
wrong thread. wrong forum. wrong website.
a wand massagerpregnant women are horny af. pregnant women who used to be on birth control are even hornier than thatyou might think this is funny, but you wont be able to satisfy it
I don't understand why you can't just use a normal shopping cart to drive your baby around.
>>109101993Your right, whew
>>109095157what race is the kid gonna be?
Vtech baby monitor has been pretty good. No frills, supports 2 cameras. It has an app, but you can skip that, the included receiver is just fine.Owlet is great for monitoring vitals, but we found that it can lead to unhelpful obsession over that data.
