Keep your showerings to once a week, under 5 minutes, and only wash dirty places.Brushing teeth should be limited to under 1 minute per day, using tap water only to lightly rinse your mouth.Do not drink water unless absolutely necessary, only if you're close to fainting. Do not flush your piss, as it wastes water. Instead, buy a contraption from Amazon© to recycle your pee back into water to drink.We must all contribute to lower our water usage so AI data centers can use it instead.This has been a public service announcement.
>>109096780don't worry, i'm sure most /g/tards don't shower in the first place
>"Biological limits are real, but digital potential is infinite. If we starve our data infrastructure of cooling resources just to sustain baseline human comfort, we are actively delaying the birth of a super-intelligence that could solve all of our resource problems in the first place. Sometimes you have to prioritize the intelligence that will save us over the biology that slows us down."
I bow before the machine god.
>>109096780Posting article from LITERAL jeet fake news siteCome on, nu-/g/...
>>109096780AI, we need you to create labor shortages with all of the ideas you produce>kills humanity
>>109096780I have literally NEVER heard this cunt open his mouth and not say something that sounds like it was designed to make everyone hate him. He's like a fucking parody
>>109096780>builds big DCs in the fucking desertHe's a fucking retard.
>>109096943It's a fake article, he didn't actually say that. Congrats on not passing the iq test
>>109096805No way he actually said this
I bet you that fucker Bezos showers twice a day in a bathroom furnished with all solid gold or some other insane unimaginable level of luxury
>>109097184data centers don't need gamer girl pee
>>109096986>NOOOO!!! BUILD IT IN CITIES INSTEAD!!!Actually, I agree. We should place it in the middle of every metropolitan area.
>>109096997The thing is that it's totally believable that he said it. This is the guy who used his fortune to rent Venice for 3 days of his wedding.
>>109097184He lives on his superyacht in the middle of the ocean away from plebs. He has infinite water.
>>109097208It is not, you just have shitty cogsec
>>109097170https://theprint.in/feature/jeff-bezos-water-consumption-amazon-ai-potential/2964266/Evidently not. They say at the end of the article that they misquoted him before. Maybe that was the misquote.
>>109096780What is it with all those tech billionaires wearing friendship bracelets these days? Who are they friends with?
>>109097249> "cogsec"pseudo intellectual, can't take anything you say seriously. A ludicrously rich tech billionaire who has no qualms renting Venice for his wedding and tries to get a national monument dismantled for his convenience for his superyacht is absolutely a person who would say something like OP's quote.You're probably a 120iq NEET who managed to write some hobby projects in C with memory leaks and now think you're a genius
>>109096780the fuck happened to his face
>>109097395Even the children who disowned their fathers?
when do we set up the guillotines and publicly mass-execute billionaires?
>written by Insha Jalil Waziri
>>109097491Jeff Bezos is 62, and he's more ripped than he has ever been in his entire life. He is completely different than that he was just 2 years ago, unrecognizable. Tons of testosterone, HGH, and surgery.
>>109097537nevertheir control over politics and social media will ensure that the blame will always get shifted to the most powerless in society
>>109096780>human water consumption is limiting AI's potentialso you're saying if I waste as much water as possible it will harm AI even more? sounds good
>>109096780Data centers use less than 1% of water used by golf resorts.
>>109097578politics, sure.social media, lol not so much. we underestimate how much power we actually hold there.
>>109097523In historical contexts when you take out a royal or a noble you must generally take out the entire bloodline and also all the orbiters in their court.
>>109097395based
>>109096780Build your datacenter in greenland, niggur.
Total AI Chad victory, this is your fate luddites
>>109097603yeah they only own every social media site anyone's actually using
>>109097629they still need to provide the appearance of free speech
>>109097645how young are you?
>>109097645since when?look how obvious twitter was: liberal billionaire owns it: left-wing dominatesright-wing billionaire owns it: right-wing dominates
>>109097665oh i'm old/blackpilled enough. i just know there are flaws left to be exploited in their infrastructure. it's never as hopeless as you weak cunts suggest.
>>109097671But they can't afford to mass ban and nuke leftist activists the same way they do with chuds
>>109097621no, this is my fate
>>109097684X banned a ton of leftist accounts
>>109096780>Keep your showerings to once a week, under 5 minutes, and only wash dirty places.This but unironically
Breaking news: poor people don't have money in bombshell report and should just kill themselves and be ashamed they didn't choose to be jeff bezos instead
>>109096780only pic related would fix this shithole planet
>>109096780this is a trap. just as speakers can be turned into microphones, so will future smell-a-vision devices. the AI will smell the peasants. wash away the peasant smell before its to late.
>>109097821I don't know if that's efficient enough for the sheer quantity of "saving this planet" we need to do.
REMINDER!!!If you: 1) Hate data centers 2) Like drinking water 3) Hate drinking your own piss 4) Take showersTHEN YOU ARE EITHER A CHINESE SHILL OR ARE SHILLING FOR CHINA!!!REAL AMERICANS DON'T CONSUME WATER SO DATA CENTERS CAN USE THAT WATER INSTEAD!!!
leaving this here randomlyhttps://www.niemanlab.org/2026/05/erin-brockovich-made-a-map-to-track-data-centers-around-the-country/
The Great Water Shortage, next, on clown world.
Don't worry we are all going to die someday anyway and since the world is only getting worse it might as well be sooner. We don't need water. If you drink water you are communist, traitor, trannie, and black as well BTW.
>>109097645They proved they could be as repressive as they want and basically get away with it. Imagine if Elon hadn't bought twitter. Hate X or not, Twitter was proven to be censoring and banning people on behalf of the Democrats.
>>109097395a very based post used to be here
Retard here, how does AI "use" water? If it's just for cooling and it evaporates or whatever it will return to the earth in the rain cycle no? What happens to the water?
>>109097645And remember, people cheered when they banned the sitting president for arbitrary made-up violations. That wasn't even remotely close to the appearance of free speech.
>>109096780
>>109098457it gets carried away by weather and runs into the sea where it is very expensive to get back
>>109098457it becomes unusable for drinking until you spent a lot of energy making it drinkable againI don't understand why people are so puzzled by that concept, surely you've heard of water shortages outside of literal deserts
>>109097671In the current climate, right wing dominates any free and open platform. The left only wins when they can control and limit the information. Leftoids still think Kyle Rittenhouse was a mass shooting white supremacist terrorist, in contradiction of plainly avaliable facts.
>>109098472good memeing
>>109098499>>109098483I understand now, we should have AI develop a plan to retrieve the water cheaply.
>>109097350No, I'm a 115iq devops. Anyways, you're a retard that falls for obvious bullshit
>>109097577That's gonna do marvels for his old ass heart.
>>109096780bruh the planet is literally 70% water, how are you running out?
>>109099201salt bad or something
>>109099201why aren't you just asking chatgpt instead of asking incredibly stupid questions here that I'd expect anyone over the age of 12 to know the answer to
>>109096819Bless the maker and his water
>>109097713Like who? And why? There's nothing remotely close to the shit the left pulled in 2020. Not even the same planet.
>>109099493Musk made doxing against the rules again and banned every lefty tweeting StoneToss's real name
>>109098660He's a centi-billionaire. He's got designer drugs and a whole team of the world's best doctors. He's microdosing the exact amount needed for peak performance with no drawbacks. He can also get a peak athlete's heart whenever he wants to.
>>109099504A ban on doxing is a perfectly reasonable rule. Especially when the left has an army of niggers and mentally ill lunatics willing to harass and assault people for tweets.Not remotely the same as banning people for mentioning hunter biden's laptop or questioning the efficacy of masks slowing the spread of covid.
>>109099708nah it still gets applied to people it shouldn't, ken klip got banned for publishing official government docs, just because it had someones name in it. wasnt dox at alland for elon, someone who supoosedly cares about the epstein files, really has a hard time with people naming facts on his platform, very interesting. see its pretty easy to become neo woke, dox on hunter biden is okay because its a matter of national security, but the name of a racist white supremacist comic artist, which is out there already for people to find, nah thats off limits and people aren't allowedwoke woke woke
>>109099764You really just have no standards at all.
>>109096780Why the FUCK don't they just use closed loop cooling cycles already? Or fuck just use something else to cool your fuckass giga walmart data centers, why the hell do you need to use water for it, you're apparently using so much of it that you're running out, switch to something else you fucking MORON
>>109099698>He can also get a peak athlete's heart whenever he wants to.This. Probably has several replacements reserved already.
Why are people escaping from the containment board?
>>109099782The problem even if they used closed loop cooling systems they still need to pull water out of the environment to do that. For example, if a town used 7 million gallons for general use out of 10 million gallons available within the environment, and a data center uses 1 and they open 3 data centers, they can't further expand without starting to use the people's water. This is obviously just a simple example, but you see the "problem" they're having.
>>109099782cause it's more expensive to build than just flowing fresh cool tap water through the system
>>109099698Doesn't matter, the old ticker doesn't give a shit.
>>109099798it's summer and all the children have too much time on their hands
>>109099698>>109099785Yeah, having a transplanted heart isn't exactly how you imagine.
>>109096805> mfw i'm supposed to freeze so a robot can think about solving world hungerthis is some cult-tier reasoning, my guy.
>>109096805>digital potential is infiniteMuh singularity again. These people are delusional and trying to get everyone to believe their delusions are real.I've seen grifters like this before. They are too stupid to understand that they are essentially participating in a scam. They believe miracle will happen.
>Le Cun
>>109097218Putins submarine fleet could do the funniest thing.
>>109099201There's an old joke. When communism comes to the Sahara at first nothing happens. Then the sand runs out.
>>109096780Deport all the thirdies to their home countries and we won’t have water problems in the first world
>>109103125chudbot going *beep* *bop*
>>109096780Whatever this bargain bin Lex Luthor thinks is irrelevant. At least he made the right thing and retired fairly early.
>>109102464What does Cun stand for?
>>109102464Le cum is a has been who failed at meta ai and is now trying to get attention so his new ai company can get investor money
>>109096780>human water consumption is limiting human water consumptionI want Jeff Bezos to fuck my unborn virgin daughter
>>109096780Wagecucks will continue to clock in across the country so nothing will ever get better. Thanks for the nuggies, wagies.
>>109103924based
