despite the social taboo, your rectum is the safest place to put anything important. Logically it makes sense to put an authenticator there
>>109104683that's not what it's about, retard. it's about doing biometrics of your anal cavity. you're fucking stupid if you think "safeness" of the ass confers authenticity.
>>109104668lmao that is the buttplug device greentext I made I while ago, these masons man
>>109104668>your brain on alien abduction fetish
>>109104668ok I have to make this joke about securitrannies loving this
>patent dystopian shit>now companies can't use it because they would be stealing from you>do nothing and win
>please insert your iphone anally to unlock it.
...I thought the biometric buttplug was just a joke?
Take my money!!!
Why not penis biometrics? Would keep women out as well -- they have no place using computers, phones or the internet
>>109104668Will it have tap to pay?
>>109104668So this is why they have been pushing the colonoscopies age lower. It was 55, now it's 45, and they've started pushing for 35.
Americans voted for this
this guy thinks hes funny>>109104988naturally he is correct
>>109104921wtf you found a way to annoy the masons>patent future brain implant torture device>new world order begins>they can't torture christians because you have the ownership>offer you money>ask for all lord rothschild's family fortune>they lose all their wealth power>new world order falling in a week
>Introducing the latest Google reCAPTCHA enhancement
>>109104668Oops! You have to put the CD UP YOUR ASS.
>>109104668right up in the ass, kek
"We call it the iPlug"
>>109104975> take my money? more like take my dignity with that take
>>109104921>>109105418patents only last 20 years or so
>>109104668Am i allowed to remove it for masturbation purposes?
>>109105578They would know you took it out. Considering you'd be likely to be wearing something like this at work, they will assume you up to something I would imagine...Better just leave it in
>>109104668i really hope this isnt real
>you get kidnapped>they still need your anus to unlock stuff>they amputate all your limps, blind, deafen, cut out your tongue and keep you in a suitcase
>>109104683no it's not lol, you'll get a huge bleeding hemorrhoid in a few days + your tissue there is extremely sensitive and sponges everything so it's also very weak to chemical or hazardous materials and such
>Current biometric technologies such as fingerprint, facial recognition, and iris scanning may be susceptible to fraud, coercion, or circumventionThey say this like no one has ever had something inserted into their ass against their will before.>well, someone might be able to force someone else into letting them scan their fingerprint, face, or iris, but there's no way anyone would be able to force a scanner up someones asshole!
>>109104668>Current biometric markers like fingerprint and iris are susceptible to coercion...but not the intra-anal scannerUh, I've got bad news for them.
there are some 20th century patents
>>109104668women already love wearing buttplugs in public, this really isn't as much of a stretch as you think it is
>>109105874Can i trade mine for a larger model, then? The standard one keeps falling out.
>>109106730this is someone's fetish, btw
>>109105468Headphone jack?
