Is there illicit human cloning on the Dark Web? Because there's this pretty yet potentially "aroace" girl I know and really like that if I don't otherwise have a chance with I would like to have a clone of instead. You do know what they say about the Dark Web, "you can find anything on the Dark Web, anything at all". So why not this as well?
>>109106726>"you can find anything on the Dark Web, anything at all"Sadly false. The only things left on the dark web are honeypotsscams for drug/CP, you won't find anything else than that.
Hopefully I can find someone here who does know. I heard 4chan is a good place for help for exploring the Dark Web.
>>109106954> Hopefully I can find someone here who does know. I'm here.>>109106726>Is there illicit human cloning on the Dark Web?No.
What do you mean, "no"? And how do you know? You've been on the whole entire Dark Web? I really want this girl though.
>Is there illicit human cloning on the Dark Web?Yeah, but sadly the united federations of planets bans cloning and is one of the few remaining death sentences still carried out by starfleet.Wouldn't recommend it. If I were you I'd go seek out the orion syndicate, they might be of more help.
Excuse me? This is serious.
My response was serious and appropriate to the question in the OP.If someone asked me what they'd find in the lonely mountain, my answer would be Smaug.Bot answers appropriately calibrated to the question.
>>109106982Then figure it out. If others aren't offering solutions, you need to build it. Shouldn't take more than a few days and some science books.
Fuck you. So you're saying the saying, "you can find anything on the Dark Web, anything at all" is a lie?
>>109106726you know what you gotta do to her op it begins with an r /faggot
>>109107254Unless you can find a magical fairy on the darkweb that will give you a wish, then I'm fairly certain the statement you're quoting cannot be factually accurate.>>109107268this guy means release her, if you love something let it go and so on and so forth.
Have you never heard of that saying? Also if such a service (human cloning) existed where else would it be offered than on the Dark Web?
Wait are you saying I should rape her?? ANd are you calling me gay?
>>109107286I told you you'd find it with the orion syndicate.>>109107304He's saying you should Release her AND that you're gay.
How am I "gay"? And what do you mean "release" her? Like let go? Never! My parents isolated me from this girl for over six years (she's in Maine where I was born. Now I live all the way in California. I'm back here in Maine again for vacation but I think it's too late if there ever were a chance) and I want to make up for it. I'm not into Californians.
>>109106726Based. Good luck in your search anon. Hopefully your slave clone never sees the light of day unless you’re raping her.
Yeah well I'm not intereste in dying a virgin. Got to figure out a way to get back at my parents for ruining my entire life too.
Anon, I'll say this clearly and explicitly so please read it carefully.Cloning humans isn't a realizable solution to your problem, in fact, it hasn't been done before. So maybe you need to wait for your testicles to drop before actually dealing with this situation like an adult.
I am aware it hasn't OFFICIALLY been done before. Maybe this can be a first. And I don't care, I really want thi girl.
>>109107462You think, the first successful cloning of a human -which would net whomever does it a nobel prize and immortality in the annals of history- will be done by a bunch of anonymous criminals on the dark web for a childish coward trying to get back at his parents?
I mean, isn't human cloning already illegal? So yeah.
Convince her to donate her eggs or freeze them or whateverThen break in and steal the eggsThen either find some surrogate in third world country and fuck her daughter or wait till they have external wombs you can buy
>>109107740No I want to fuck her.
>>109107753Then just rape her. A significant amount don't get reported and even less end in a arrest and even less than that get convicted. If you bevome friends with her and get her alone and do it, of she is really aroace or whatever then she might even just blame herself or something like give it a pass. Happens more often then you think
>>109107783Awesome. Still too afraid to do that though. For other reasons if not the law.
Don't rape her you stupid impressionable fuck. Just man up and go talk to her, say hi, tell her you wanna catch up, etc. If you've been away for 6 years then that's a perfect entry, because you're not getting a fucking magic sex clone of her unless you're commissioning a silicon sexdoll that just vaguely looks like her.
>>109107866Okay maybe I will try that even though I don't think that will work. But maybe I'm wrong.
>>109106726She's "aroace" for you.For Chad she does ass to mouth and swallows his cum.
Not OP, just old and out of touch.What does aroace mean?
>>109108003>>109108061Op is a retard, "aroace" just means she isn't looking to fuck, unless he's Chad.For a less meme answer it's an LGBT cope gender.
OP even if you can't find someone willing and able to clone humans on the dark web, you might try one of those services to summon a genie to see if it can grant you three wishes.
>>109106726Even if such a service did exist, wouldn't you need some kind of genetic material from her in order to clone her? You don't have some of her hair in a jar or something, do you? That would be really creepy.
>>109109348No i do not.
Why not just buy someone who looks similiar? That at least has a chance to be found on the dark web but 99.9% likely to be a scam
>>109109903"Buy"? You Mean like her doppleganger? How am I supposed to do that?
>>109109910Get really rich and get scammed online, or become friends with human traffickers and surely they would find someone that looks like her
>>109106726i thought i was on /x/ for a second wtf
>>109109936No if I cann't have the actual her I'd want at least a clone. Where can I find illicit human cloning services on the Dark Web?
>>109109942So? Have a problem with it?
>>109109942So? Do you have a problem with it? If not where can I find a cloning service and get this girl cloned no matter the costs?
>>109109986problem?not really besides how fucking retarded the OP sounds
>>109109990How am I "retarded"? It' not me saying "you can find anything on the Dark Web, anything at all".
>>109106726>aroaceThere is no such thing. There's people with a very low sex-drive and people who don't want or aren't able to have sex or romantic relationships due to trauma. Outcome and observable behaviours might be the same, but the cause is not being 'aroace'. These are often just people who over think their sexuality and attraction to such a degree they don't understand the concept itself anymore. Like when you repeat a word very often it loses all meaning and sounds weird after a while. All of the 'ace' people I know still get horny, a lot of them even watch porn. They justify this by saying shit like "Yeah, but I don't get horny by seeing the people. I feel sexual arousal, but I don't really feel aroused by the people themselves." They don't understand how fucking retarded this statement is. You think the guy with a latex fetish NEEDS to be attracted to the chick in the latex for it to be arousing to him? No, he gets aroused by the concept.
>>109110110So here is what you should do anon. First of all, let go of this childish fantasy of human cloning. Aside from the fact that it's illegal and immoral. You can't afford that shit, otherwise you wouldn't be asking it on a Mongolian basketweaving forum.Second, if you just want to fuck her, others have already stated the easiest solution. But just to keep the little hope I have left in you I'm gonna assume you actually want to have a relationship with her.So first of all, reach out to her, as a friend. Reconnect and become very close friends with her.If she has convinced herself she's 'aroace' the best way is to roll with that. Try to make the things you want to achieve as things that would fit this narrative. A lot of the 'aroace' people I know still want a partner. They have just convinced themselves they don't want a romantic partner. But the idea of having a best friend that they live together with and spend the rest of their lives with does often appeal to them. They're to retarded to realize most people aren't in love with their partners anymore after a few years and the relationship becomes basically just being best friends + fucking anyway. So offer that, be her best friend that she spends the rest of her live with and a human vibrator for when she's horny. Ofcourse for her it's not "real sex", you're just using each other to get off. (what the difference is? Nothing really, only the way you call it)So that's how you could have a relationship with your oneitis, but you won't be able to call it that and you can never stop playing this theatre of the mentally insane. Goodluck
>>109106726you know if I were a doctor in the field of genetics I would experiment on pregnant womens fetuses by trying to make futanari somehow maybe enlarge the clit to penis size you know etc try this sort of thing. I'd do pay girl on the dark web to do it.
>>109109979Not possible dude, even if human cloning is currently possible you certainly will not find it on the dark web or even be able to afford it. Message her anonymously with your proposal in exchange for money or catfish her so you can blackmail her later
>>109110119I don't know. She's twenty right now (we're born in the same year as each other but I later than her hence why I'm still nienteen) and she has never had a relationship before. And when it comes to women-tell me if I'm wrong-but it's not hte same for if a guy is single and virgin in his forties where that isn't a sign he doesn't want sex or anything because women are the gatekeepers of that stuff so if they want it they can in most cases get it whenever they want so...
>>109106726You know it would take at least several decades until you can have a proper ball-deep sex with your clone? That's assuming the clone won't reject you, too.
>>109111067I would be paying for it, would I not? So it doen't matter if it still "rejects me" or anything, it's still mine. Also what do you mean "take at least a several decades"? If it comes out as a baby and there's no way around it than all I need to wait for is puberty and adolescence. You know, when I should have been doing it with her if I ever had the chance. I was all the way over in California while she was here in Maine for the past six years when we were teenagers.
>>109109986I can tell you but you'll need about $35,000,000 USD. Can you front that?
You can't have a clone accept it, either you up your social skills and get with her or you force her by some means. Or wait until sword art online comes to real life
>>109111525I'm going to need to see proof first.
>>109111560Not how this works. You don't tell us how this works. We tell you how it works. Can you get the funds or not?
>>109106982>What do you mean, "no"? And how do you know?the same way we know there isn't a pill that makes your dick bigger.the same way we know there is a magic pill for obesity, it's everywhere.if human cloning were possible it would immediately be the top story globally.
>>109106726""""Dark"""" web is overrated cringe
>>109107799Since ur on the darkweb just get on a marketplace order ghb, put it in her drink in a party pretend to be his brother taking her home if anyone asks or just get a mask and do her in the toilet>>109107886 ask her out for drinks ;)
>>109111569Okay scammer.
>>109111612>people tell you it's not real>don't believe them>maybe the one person who could actually do it for tells you it is real>don't believe them eitherYou're a lost cause bro. Probably just too broke for this haha.
>>109111497The ultimate cuckery: >anon can't get with a girl>clone her>it's a baby obviously because u can't implant memories so even if it was an adult clone it would be mentally retarded baby level> anon spends 16 years of his life (hopefully more) bringing up his cucklone ex >only to be fucked by other men ( the cuckoldry of havin a daughter )
>>109111652Stupid zoomoid can only think about cuckoldry
>>109111576No it wouldn't be. Now tell me where it is.
>>109111631Why do I need to pay up front first before even SEEING any proof of it? It doesn't cost money to show it to me like through a picture or something, does it? So yeah.
>>109111606Buy date rape drugs on the Dark Web you mean? Do I even need to go tot he Dark Web for that?
>>109111708Huh? Excuse me?
>>109111737Lol. I'm just asking if you CAN front it. Can you even read?Can you get 35mil or no?
In the past your average idiot thought a lot of weird stuff was possible through magic, witchery, and alchemy.Then come the modern era where technologies were still simple and easily understood so people started abandoning these delusions and became more grounded in reality.Now that technology is becoming more and more complex, your average idiot ends up mystifying it and treating it like magic again.These kinds of threads may not be popular, but this kind of thinking is, sadly.
>>109111786No I do not have 35 million dollars.
>>109111815Who says weird stuff isn't possible through magic, witchcraft or alchemy either? Did you hear about the story of writers at Jezebel hiring a bunch of witches on Etsy to hex Charlie Kirk just a few days before his assassination?
>>109111832Then you are too poor for human cloning. Try getting a girlfriend instead or maybe paying for a prostitute. Good day.
"dark web" is just what normies call websites that are on page 3 or higher in google results
>>109109942>/x/No, you're right, we must be on /x/, there's no other explanation, for this retardation.
>>109111847what would you call a webpage hosted entirely on the tor network (.onion), or the p2p altnets like i2p and free/hyphanet?
>>109111847No it isn't. The whole thing about the Dark Web is that it's the internet inaccessible through Google or big search engine companeis, is it not?
>>109111865fbi honeypot
>>109111849Excuse me?
>>109110110>All of the 'ace' people I know still get horny, a lot of them even watch porn. They justify this by saying shit like "Yeah, but I don't get horny by seeing the people. I feel sexual arousal, but I don't really feel aroused by the people themselves." They don't understand how fucking retarded this statement is.you're the one who sounds retarded here. people are different, not everyone has to be like you
>>109111877What's the point of the honypot if it can't be done either way?
>>109111885Dude this is 4chan. He's allowed to be politically incorrect here. As am I.
>>109111877>you can see them when you're driving, you just run them over.
>>109111497>itIf the clone is sexless, you can't have sex with it, silly>mineShe might be your daughter that you have arranged marriage with yourself, but you can't "own" people. And if you want to resort to human trafficking, then why bother with cloning in the first place?
>>109112075Because I want this girl, not some random one whom I don't know or have any history with. that's why I want her so much in particular. Because I have more of a connection than I do other ones. And you know what I meant by "it".
>>109111786When I do have 35 million dollars will you still be here?
>>109110634OP, i hope you're not serious about the cloning and grooming the girl.i've met two girls who identified as asexual and both eventually reevaluated their preferences upon meeting the right guy. i was one of the guys.in my case it was enough to be honest and open about me liking her but respectful towards her choices and satisfied with being friends. the process was kept in motion by her showing signs of liking me back even if she was denying it. eventually she figured out the truth.so keep in mind that (a) this is a possibility. but (b) you can't expect it. and (c) even if this doesn't work out, you'll meet plenty of other great girls
>>109112402You should know every girl is groomed in some way most of the time, grooming is how someone develops mentally it's only bad when it's done for selfish reasons, doing it to make a girl like you is good for both people
>>109112402Maybe even though in that case I doubt I am the right guy for her then in her eyes anyways since we've known each other since we were, I don't know six or seven. Since something like 2011 or 2012 I believe. We both were born in 2006.
>>109112472perhaps, if you broaden the sense of the word enough. i was commenting on >>109111497 , should have linked it the first time. raising a baby to marry her one day and thinking you own it is disturbing. and it is naive to think she would turn out the same as the original.>>109112612sorry about that, such is life. another two pieces of advice - even if the chance is low, i'd make sure she knows of my feelings. i don't regret the girls that rejected me, i regret the ones that i never asked. and if your feelings are too strong and you can't be happy with just a friendship, i'd rather take some distance so i could move on with my life instead of quietly suffering next to her, potentially for years
>>109112814Okay. MAybe sometime later.
>>109112814It's only disturbing if the baby was blood related then you can't have kids but it's not so it would be a normal relationship
>>109106726No. Cloning is for the Jewish Elites. Want a disposable kid version of your favorite actress to fuck, torture, sacrifice, or whatever? There you go. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if that news were to ever drop.
>>109107268Yeah, you gotta respect her first.
