a thread towards all things PHP.
>>109107175<?phpvar_dump("op is a faggot!");?>
<?phpvar_dump("op is a faggot!");?>
>>109107175Go mogs php like you wouldn't believe
>>109107327ye, PHP needs to be compiled. there are chinese projects intended to finally cover that feature soon
>>109107175>a thread towards all things PHP.php doesn't have multi-threading tho
>>109107648delete TSRM/* then, no regrets from my side
>>109107175php is greatphp is also awfuljust like JS, the things that make it good are the same things that make it bad. I am so fucking sick of working with fagget "senior" php devs who still write sql-injectable code in 2026. I'm not sure what I hate more, working with these people or dealing with frontend nonsense
>>109107648>why can't my hammer drive in this nail???
>>109108040must be a really shitty hammer if it can't drive a nail.
>>109107648Use case for multi-threading?
>>109107175there needs to be a follow-up article to "php: a fractal of bad design" from 2012 but that means someone would have to bother to extensively use php again, which one shouldn't wish on anybody.
>>109107648But a LAMP setup has a pool of processes and therefor php is utilizing all cores anyway.Why would threading even matter here?
>>109109285multi-threading paradigm, it is covered with it, in actuality. so called ZTS builds vs NTS builds>>109109360>a fractal of bad designthere are good, conflicting designs in there. complete amputation is not always possible, like cutting both legs and walking away? nope. python? it is even more bloated. mini-amputations are the solution.>>109109361>LAMP setupwhat about general purpose?
>>109107175i want to kill myself, PHP general!what are your
>>109107175PHP is based and it's sad that it isn't used more. People will spend months torturing themselves making PowerBI and ASP.NET shit so some dumb CEO can see a graph, when PHP could just connect to the database, read only permissions, and display a table of useful information to actual workers.
