Sorry wrong OP. Let's make a new one with the correct image

>>109136609
>>109136648
>no links
Kys

Do you prefer penciling in or circling back?

>>109136648
Yes, please.

What are the retarded cunts even doing?

>>109136860
two sales engineer sealing a deal

>>109136609
Is this what being retarded feels like? Is this being waht retarded feels like? Is this what retard feeling beels like? Is this retard

I am getting sick of tard wrangling Claude agents everyday.

>>109136860
They are clearly pretending to be seals. What's it like to have no pattern recognition?

Tfw fell for the cybersecurity meme

>>109137289
I took an "ethical hacking' class and it seemed neat.
That said, the Cybersecurity elective I took in undergrad was super boring

>PR/Design reviewers are from a different team and org

Humiliation ritual

>>109137289
Its boring paperwork. If you want to be a hacker some of the material is good to know but networking knowledge will get you further.

Help an autist out.
Do people just pretend laugh at lame shit they each other say - which I got bullied out of me in school - to socialise?

>>109136609
>*new fetish unlocked*

>>109137504
Sometimes. Other times, the lame shit is genuinely funny, but only to the two people interacting.
It's the human equivalent of monkeys grooming each-other. The relationship has to exist already, that's just maintenance.

>>109137425
Yeah I plan to do Network+ right after my Sec+ for sure. Any other tips?

>>109136882
Kek that's funny anon you should be a comedian

>>109137568
Don't bother with networking+, just do CCNA or JNCIA or Aruba ACP-S or something. Save yourself the time and effort.

would you quit for a 20k raise?

>>109137568
Same as the other anon with the addition of a Redhat cert since you will be targeting real network hardware if you plan on being a leet haxor. Other considerations is that CEH from Comptia is valued to plenty of companies. You should at most read over the material for Tech+/A+/Net+ but do not waste your time actually taking the certs when CCNA/JNCIA are better for you anyways. Sec+ is a minimum for most government jobs so no point in skipping it. CISSP is for admin and GIAC varies wildly in terms of usage i would only take it if the job requires it. Most IT jobs require Sec+/CCNA/RHEL

>>109137742
Quit for %20 raise

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Here a list of useless tech advice from clueless people that pushes the blame from failed institutions to the individual:
>bro just get a degree
>bro just do side projects, internship, volunteer work
>bro just niche down
>bro just make something more complex than crud shit
>bro just earn architecture
>bro just learn db really well (even here they parrot this meme)
>bro just network

I spent 6 years in college, did volunteeer work, undergrad research, participated in extracurricular activities. My undergrad research was in another city i had to wake up at 4am for a year to go to the place. On top of studying at college, to this day, it is the hardest thing i did in life.
After grad i tried to get big names in my cv like and i do have 2 top2 and a top3 comp in their fields in my cv.

Nobody ever during interviews said wow you studied at a top college, wow you worked at x, cool you did undergrad research. None of this matters.

After that i tried to niche down, focusing on performance optimization and cost reduction (backend). At my last job i spent 5 months fighting managers and bureaucracy to do a cost saving projects (ofc nobody wants anything that isnt AI today) on cloud. In my head this would massively boost my cv. Before that i had a project where i shoved a server threading optim during an dep upgrade window.

All this is written in my cv with that bullshit STAR method and showing number like 33% reduction in cost. Nobody ever in this life during a interview told me , oh cool, you did this optim, can you do the same for us? It is always bullshit like tell me diff between class and object or whats the version of y framework you used?

>>109138002
Also another important detail is that from all the 5 places i worked, nobody ever contacted me to work for them again. So this idea of networking is another waste of time that people love to parrot. Maybe in other industries this can work but in IT dont even bother.

What i see from all job interviews i do is that they dont want a good candidate, they want a perfect match.

For example if the hiring manager from an ice cream factory needs to create a login page and the stack is azure/mysql v12/dotnet v3/nextjs v1, he will only hire a guy that did the same thing, with the exact same stack at another ice cream factory. It doesnt matter you worked with login pages with the same stack in a bank. It doesnt matter if you worked at an ice cream factory but the stack was aws instead of azure. Doesnt matter if you worked with the same stack, in the same field but you did dashboards and not login pages.

This is what i see from my job hunting. The only thing that works is mass applying, lying a ton, doing the bare minimun at work, and never stop applying, change jobs asap when you find another fool wanting to pay even $1 more than your actual place.

All this trash advice you see around, maybe it worked in the 80s but not nowdays.

Starting to believe IT is trolling and gangstalking me with their retarded decisions

>>109137860
how much is that?

>>109137218
I am getting sick of tard wrangling coworkers who just act as accept-all everyday.

My boss said he wants me to replace him after he retires end of the year, what do I do?

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>>109138002
>>109138065
This is simply not aligned with reality. Unless you're purposefully demoralizing, there must be something about you that we (and you) are not seeing. Maybe you're so socially inept and retarded that you can't be hired? Maybe you fell for the job hopping meme too hard and did it once every year? Maybe you're morbidly obese? Either way, it's a skill issue. I know because, from the things you said, I should be a much worse candidate than you, and yet finding work has never been remotely as hard as you make it out to be (yes, even in the current economy)

>>109138399
>linkedin, since all other platforms i tried are a meme
>mass apply, aiming for 50 per week
>recruiters that ask for something like did you worked with pricing before or do you know angular v12 and shit like that and disappear
>get 3-4 interviews
>useless hr asking dumb questions and i always say yes
>dont get sent to techinical interview anyway

>bro just improve your social skills
As i said, i did this in college. There wasnt a single semester i wasnt doing extra activities exactly to get social skills. On top of that i already actually held jobs. Had a gf in the past. I dont think you need to have politician/influencer/actor/musician level of social skills to work in fucking IT.

My last 2 technical interviews where the same. They had a question where i said that i never worked or did x but worked with y that should be similar and i can learn x, but thats not enough. So all the other 5 ticked checkboxes are useless. In many cases i had interviews with the fucker asking me if i had worked with tech x, then i say yes, then he asks which version and thats it. Oh, you worked with dotnet before? Version 6? Thats too new, here we have legacy v3, thanks, goodbye.

>>109138478
you aren't owed a job. recruiters have to sort through thousands of resumes, and you simply weren't the best fit or pay for the job

>>109138367
do you get to have his wife too?

>>109138065
>mass applying, lying a ton, doing the bare minimun at work
>change jobs asap
Yeah man it's fucked out there. AI replaced us all or something. Couldn't possibly be something you're doing wrong

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>>109138105
We are not the highest of IQ groups out there. At least half the people i work with are in debt to their eyeballs with stupid purchases.

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>>109136609
>team building activity for software team
>new head of software shows up
>asks around about our development process
>slowly realizes we have no process and just wing it
>our project's way behind schedule because of it
>he literally makes pic related face when it finally hits him

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>>109138878
>MFW

>>109138878
no-process is way better than bad process, just imagine if you used git-flow

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>>109138899
NTA all of these management frameworks are flawed if the manager/PM doesn't actually look at the work being done. Countless times i have seen lazyfair managers fuck shit up since they never bother to look at the work being done.

The nice thing about masking is that I'm losing my mind internally but fortunately nobody at work can tell unless they really pay attention, which people don't typically do.

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>>109136609
AHHHHH FUCKKKKK I JUST WANT SOME CHINK PUUUUSSSYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>109137201

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>datacenter tech
>130k TC (base pay alone is almost 2x what I used to make)
>Associates from community college, no certs, tech experience is 2 ish years as a contractor at the same site
>LCoL aera
I'm happy

>>109139062
>130k for datacenter tech
How the fuck. Is this for Amazon or something?

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>>109139062
>130k
Poor fag tier even for IT standards you should be ashamed of yourself.

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12yr exp IT 160k yr. How is everyone doing right now???

>>109139062
I make 110k in Pittsburgh. Life is okay.

>>109139375
>Pittsburgh
I'd rather live in Chicago than that shithole.

>>109139306
we're pre revenue

>>109139129
google
Base pay is 85k, stock grants 30k but I also get a 20% shift differential as it's overnight.

>>109139406
I was born here and have a large network of friends and family. I've thought about leaving a lot over the years but starting over sounds like hell desu.

>>109139462
If you have family and friends than there is no reason to leave. If you have nothing then consider moving around for better pay/job's every 3ish years until you get comfy. Age is a factor in this btw.

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I think I unironically failed this interview >>109134816 yesterday

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>>109138002
>>109138065
>>109138478
You're not wrong, don't let others gaslight you. Interviewing was already a retarded wasteful exercise, but now it's turned up to 11. My experience is exactly the same as yours, except university/college, which I skipped, I did a lot of sports training instead which is where I got my confidence and social skills from.
The hardest part is to get to the actual technical decision maker, like your potential team mate, or a Principal, or even CTO sometimes, so you can have an actual conversation instead of trying to tick checkboxes visible only to the other side. It's like playing minesweeper in many ways.
What yields better results to me is to focus on smaller companies. The bigger they are, the longer the processes are, up to absurd 7 rounds, and more demotivated, disinterested and out of touch the people in the process are, you rarely get to decision makers unless you're well-trained in interviewing (which doesn't necessarily mean you're good at your job). I got my current job after one conversation with the CTO. One round of honest conversation, showing some things I've done, explaining how I've done them, and the thought process in each context, and that was it, I started the next day. Things should not be as complicated as they are right now, specially for people with tons of experience.

>>109137218
Have Codex tard wrangle Claude.

>already snapped and sent two aggressive emails this morning
welp this is going to be no filter friday I guess.

>>109139670
Have you tried being a coward? It works for me to remain polite at work.

>>109136609
Is this AI?

>>109139561
that mount should be the other way around
it should be her tearing your CV apart

>>109139748
This fucker PM keeps trying to bring me in and I'm like holy fucking shit stop being a fucker and don't make me flip the coin go fuck yourself

Pushed secrets to github lads.

>>109139491
what makes you say that

Just have Claude do it.
Actually fuck it have Gemini do it.

>>109136609
yjk these girls have the pH of a saltine cracker
I bet the room smells like oyster sauce

>>109139812
Now that Trump has officially banned AI I will be using Mistral. It doesn't have to be perfect it just needs to be good enough.

>>109139830
Minimum viable product baybeeeee

Boomers are so incompetent they would rather force you to rto than learn to communicate remotely

>in office days
>get cock blocked out of doing any work waiting for responses
>work at home days
>get the responses and have to work on them promptly so I did something this week
this is the worst feeling bros

>>109139841
>than learn to communicate remotely
Nah even the boomer conversations have gone quiet now. I go entire days in the office now without hearing a single word spoken that isn't to a teams call. RTO is only for financial schemes and micromanagement

>>109136609
i want to see the one on the right get fat. the one on the left sucks at sex

I hate this PM so much man. He's so pushy in how he wants things done but I just tell him to message my boss directly and they keep coming back to me and I'm like holy fuck man IF YOURE GOING TO TELL ME HOW TO DO MY WORK THEN MAYBE I SHOULD WORK FOR YOU INSTEAD SO I DONT HAVE TO SECOND GUESS EVERY DECISION BECAUSE MY BOSS SAYS NO TO EVERYTHING I SAY FUCK

yeah fuck this I'm taking a half day off after this. I'm so fucking exhausted from this nonsense.
Yes the PM is a JEET, YES the other team that's doing this are jeets. Holy fuck I understand it now. I might legit quit because of this. I wasn't racist before but now I understand it. They never do things the proper way and then just rush everything under their timeline without giving enough information or context.

>>109139934
>>109139946
just set up a rule in outlook to auto reply to his emails telling him to contact your boss if he wants things done differently and to autodiscard his emails or sequester them into a separate folder just for him in case you need them for liability's sake later on

>>109139961
It's always QUICK CALL QUICK CALL QUICK CALL and maybe I need to stop replying but who knows maybe instead of escalating to my boss it ends up my VP or something and I don't think my boss will have my back if that happens.

This team is so retarded though, they're doing back to back testing on versions and they REALLY didn't give awareness that the second version was actually the major one so we only did testing on the minor one so we didn't sign off on the second one and all I get is the PM on my ass going "HELLO ANON YOUR TEAM DID NOT SIGN OFF ON X" "DOES IT LOOK THE SAME AS IN PROD? LOOK AT THIS" "Yeah, I guess it looks the same." "OKAY ILL TAKE THIS AS SIGN OFF" and I'm so burnt to re-test it but I'm like what the fuck man...................... go fucking kill yourself.

>Communication, in person
Easy
>Communication, teams
Sweating bullets from anxiety every time. Don't know why.

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>>109140032
IT always felt more formal on teams or any other VTC app.

>quick call ?
>call ended (48m 32s)
Every fucking time.

The only job postings I see are for hybrid I don't want to go back

>>109140105
Every call is 1 hour of me ranting about how retarded the person i am talking too is. They never learn do they.

Do I wait for background check or do I give my 2 weeks early?

This might sound dumb but if you're quitting quitting should you quit immediately or two weeks?

>>109140173
Hybrid is usually bait too because it's like 4 in 1 out or 5 in with a biweekly remote Friday.
Like you always need to assume the least favorable definition because that's what corpos will use.

>>109138399
>Maybe you're so socially inept and retarded that you can't be hired?
Soul-raped individual who believes being awkward or bad at talking means you can't participate in society despite that not being the case for like thousands of years

>>109140201
Moron I meant do I give my two weeks AFTER getting the background check confirmed by the new company, or BEFORE.

I ran out of Codex credit until 2 PM :(

>>109140212
always after, your new job isn't guaranteed until it's passed everything, offer letter is signed and you're discussing when to start

>>109139788
a couple of things, the question was very simple (think "remove duplicates from an array")
But then the interviewer kept hammering me about my decisions, asking me about edge cases, asking me to set up tests, etc.

I set up 5 tests for the question and the guy was edging me on to set up more tests, but I couldn't think of any because I'm used to programming practical shit, not redundant slop.
So for example my tests were
>input they gave me
>what if the array is empty
>what if the array is only duplicates
>what if 8 elements are duplicates but element 9 isn't
>large input of 500,000 elements

I asked claude to come up with all the tests it could and it shit out like 20 different tests, most of which were like
>what if all items are duplicates except the first
>what if the only non duplicate is in the middle
>what if all items are duplicate except the last
In practice since the question is so easy and the code simple, if function passes one of the above testcases it should pass all, but I think the guy kept suggesting me to do redundant shit like that and my autism had no idea that was what he wanted.

I don't think I failed per se but if the competition is tough (which it is) and someone else came around and knew exactly what the interviewer was implying, then yeah I'm eliminated.

have you guys ever got high while working? I guess WFH is easier to get away with but honestly some of these meetings are fucking driving me nuts....

Our entire team just got shifted to work on an internal autonomous agentic platform. The bet is we can trust a full end-to-end agentic workflow with minimal human intervention. The whole thing stinks, but maybe I'm out of date. Are models really that good now?

>>109140299
oh yeah I also failed to come up with the n^2 brute force solution of checking every item with every other item. Something that retarded didnt even cross my mind.
im going to die homeless and destitute and unfuckable

>>109140367
It depends on how big the project is, how it's build up and how good you are at prompting but generally Claude can solve like 95% of things with some iterations.

>>109140367
That's what I'm working on.
I fucking hate it. Too many unicorn cases, and the developers and PMs are all outsourced so it's even more of a headache. Fuck you Accenture go honestly kill yourself

>>109140305
Na, the weed is too damn strong these days. I like to get high after work and listen to some music to thoroughly decompress.

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How the fuck do they fail upwards so hard? Can someone make sense of this shit?

They outsourced our Tier 1 to india and I'm not even in IT and I want to actually kill myself dealing with them. They keep assigning tickets to my group when it's not even in our area.

>>109140607
SAAR, this is call Juughad and IZZAT.

>>109140571
By kissing the asses of somewhat more competent grifters. MIGA all the way, baabe!

>>109136609
I notice a lot of people around me who have linkedin seem to complain that they get spammed with connection requests and random job offers for irrelevant positions. however i get pretty much nothing

not sure if i did something wrong.. or something right lmao anyone else has this?

>>109140864
You are not competitive.

>>109140866
what does this even mean? i had better credentials than some of these other people

only different thing i didnt have my face on there but adding it didnt really change much

>>109140792
>>109140571
It's about being in the rooms you need to be in so that your ideas get heard.
Humanity will always flow regardless of whether you're dead or alive. You must be the rock to adjust the water's flow how you see fit. You do that by forcing yourself into the appropriate place and plant yourself.
Nobody does this for you... You know, anyone can sit in front of a screen and write app code for the next trillion (remember we no longer care about billion) dollar idea, but you need to occupy the same plane of existence as the movers and shakers of humanity who can pull that app idea into reality.

>>109140897
Genuine schizo posting without AI assistance in 2026. I am actually talking to an actual human being, Jesus.

>>109140884
need more buzzwords in your role descriptions

>>109140937
i just realized i didnt have any descriptions on those lmao

Will update but does anyone really check your profile or is it just bot spam?

cant wait to clock out in 3 hours so i can lay in bed and rot all weekend

>>109140931
You're witnessing the ultimate step in networking. News articles will always try and slander the person, but the man has the ear of the most powerful person in human history. His ideas are the ones which you all will dutifully implement. As the flow of humanity continues to meander, his name will be carved upon the guiding stone.
That's what you must always keep in mind for your career. Peasants have never been the ones to inherit wealth and riches. This never happens. What always happens is kingdoms flourish off of the vision of one or three people.

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I have three managers. During an 'anonymous' internal feedback cycle, I wrote that there is too much oversight and I'd appreciate less management and more trust in my work. Weirdly enough, a surprise HR call just appeared on my calendar for next week

>>109140963
Having descriptions will help you turn up in search results. That's all.

>>109141242
You fucked up. Never trust managers, never trust "feedback cycles", never be honest about anything in this world. Corporate tech jobs is to most low-trust environment there is, even in high-trust societies.

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I just took a shit during a company wide meeting.
wagmi

I always join meetings 2 minutes late so I can avoid the small talk.

>>109141242
Time to start job searching

>>109141381
>Corporate tech jobs is to most low-trust environment there
What would you say is a high-trust work environment? Hospitals?

>>109138490
You actually believe they're going through 1000s of CVs. Kek. Lol even.

How do I push back my start date for my rsu's to vest
It's already been pushed back 2 weeks bc they were waiting on background check I need another week or 2

>>109141242
I know it's rude to laugh but it is kind of funny you have to admit

>>109141786
I don't think I'm getting fired, but HR will definitely escalate this and put a yellow card in my file
It's fine how they don't even try to pretend the feedback cycles are anonymous

I need to evaluate my manager on a scale of 1 to 10.
While I strongly dislike him, the scores are probably public to him, which makes me hesitant to give him a low rating.
In our company's culture, 7 and below indicates low performance, 8 is borderline low, 9 is acceptable, and 10 is excellent.
What's even the point of asking me to score him if I know I can get fucked for assigning the "wrong score" to him?
Shit's so fake.

>>109141837
it's not your job to evaluate him
just do the dance and move along

I always write max scores on all my employer reviews. there is literally NO reason why you'd put otherwise. if anything I'd just disengage

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>Friday
>Heatwave
>It's not even safe to go touch the grass and my computer room is +40 degrees
Fuck my Evoli life.

>got new job a few weeks ago
>loads of fun
>lots of little math, algorithm, and reverse engineering problems
>barely any LLM usage because of unclear legal situation

>they're finally going to set something up in the near future
It's so fucking over for me, this shit can do all the things I was useful for.

>>109141985
Are you forced to use it? If not, you can use LLMs moderately, mostly as english to code or logs to english translators and as search engines for code snippets and docs. This kind of LLM use doesn't take away the thinking and fun, but makes you just as fast if not faster than your vibe coding retard colleagues

Manager confided I'm his option to replace him when he eventually moves on in ~3 years, and he's going to help train my autistic soft skills for that purpose

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>>109141242
You're supposed to tell this to the consultants, not HR.

>>109142059
What do I need to do to become a consultant like the Bobs

>>109142014
Nah.
The work is mostly "take a look at this and figure out how it works."
Then I look at it for a few hours or days, try a bunch of things, and maybe come up with something. That's the rewarding part.

Giving job to ChatGPT and then having it come up with the same conclusions within 10 minutes is not fun, nor am I contributing anything. A monkey could do it, and likely more effectively because he won't waste time trying to understand anything.

>>109139781
no worries you can always go back to India right?

>>109142225
i would rather die than go back to india

>>109142237
Hope one of those things happens to you soon

>>109136609
are they trying to mimic seals or something?

>>109139462
I've started over twice (moving to Austin then moving to the Bay) and am about to start over again.
It's not that bad

>>109141574
I work in one. Don't trust anyone.

>>109142025
There is no curing autism.

>want to desperately quit my job
>prices of everything skyrocketing
>games increasing in price
>fucking whey protein increasing in price
>MOTHERFUCKING FAIRLIFE SKIM IS LIKE EXTINCT
fucccccccccccccck I can't even go through my fucking training arc....

>>109142702
For some reason my supplement site of choice reduced their cost of vegan protein powder today. As my stack is already hyper-optimized I am kinda happy about this.

>>109136609
knew immediately they'd be asian

>>109142712
IM ALLERGIC TO ONIONS REEEEEEEEEEEEE (no literally, fucking thing makes me itchy as all hell in the throat)

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It's crazy thinking about how poor the average person is. Median income is like 50k and half of people are making less than that.

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CEO wants me to join his youtube channel and start doing a podcast with him to help promote the company (he has 3k subs), do I do it?

>>109142796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

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>>109142796
Is your job working as a podcaster? No? There you go.

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>>109142702

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>>109142082
Get some suspenders. It's the only way.

>>109137289
Probably the last sector of techwork that will get replaced by AI. I'd say it was a good decision.

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>>109142796
Lol tell him the relationship between employee and employer regarding youtube is about the same as NCIX and Linus, then LTT and his employees where everyone dips out of the company to start their own thing.

>>109142832
Get the sugar free. Great macros, it's really good for a protein shake but it's like $11.....jesus fuck ouch... It's like 260 cals for 50g protein though.
I don't know I got from my starbucks and they wrote shit like "strong man!!!!" and I'm like can't I just get a "have a good day instead?" :(

>>109142059
>>109142841
>millennial "humor"

>>109142852
In reality, it'll be devs who get told to use AI to check for vulnerabilites and that'll be it. Dedicated roles are a dead end. The fullstack dev of 2030 will truly be fullstack.

>>109142862
Wasn't this movie Gen X?

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>>109142862
>Getting triggered over 2 screenshots.
Sorry zoomie. Not "bussin" enough for you?

>>109142878
Yeah it was a Gen X movie. Millennial humor would be shit like Idiocracy, superbad, hotrod movies. Most notably borderlands dialog dear god was it worse than the bullet sponge gameplay.

>>109142889
>"Millennial humor would be shit like Idiocracy"
>star is Gen X
>costars are Gen X
>creator is Gen X
dumb

>>109142906
What generation of movie would you classify stuff like Moneyball(2011)? is it the release date or the actors age that matters??? Surely all of the kids shows made by boomers was meant for boomers instead of the generation of kids that watched it??
Anon you have entirely flawed logic.

>>109142841
Wait a sec i look exactly like him minus tie and suspenders. I got the business formal, stache, hairline, glasses, shiteating grin… its time to lock in and commit and but suspenders+tie

>>109142950
Get your hairline fixed

>>109142014
NTA, but that's basically how things work at my place. No enforced AI use, not to mention IT dragging their heels.
If I do have to complain, it's about people dumping LLM output in chat and pretending it's a meaningful contribution. Believe it or not, I don't think that your first look at a problem as seen through the lens of an LLM is as helpful for troubleshooting as output generated by giving it data from verbose logs and descriptions of situations.

>>109142986
The thing I hate the most is posting entire paragraphs written in AI. If you use AI, please keep the responses short and concise.

its kinda crazy to think about how mentally raped boomers, gen x, and millennials are. they spent their entire lives chugging corporate slop made by focus groups and put in front of their televisions. Like every single marvel movie or "office" slop shit they watch was built in a laboratory to be as sterile and inoffensive as possible. no wonder they're all so lame and unfunny.
meanwhile in one generation of free internet and mass communications zoomers ended up with aryan charlie kirk edits and clavicular.

>>109141574
NTA, but there's no such thing.

>be me
>tell manager I got an offer paying 50% more
>ask if they can match it
>manager says “if it was in my hands…”
>hesitates
>says he would, but it’s up to higher-ups
>says he’ll ask
>weirdly calm about the whole thing
>radio silence for a few hours
>daily meeting later
>manager says they can’t match because it’s outside the budget
>talks like I should feel bad that they can’t afford me
>says the decision to stay or leave is up to me
>give notice the next day
>one week later he comes back
>“we can match it”
>tell him I already accepted the other offer and it’s too late
>he offers another 8% on top
>mfw they suddenly found the budget
do I stay?

>>109143107
No. leave.

>>109141574
No generation could ever claim a high-trust society or work environment has ever existed. Some places are worse or better than others but it is prudent of you to cover your ass in all situations for all possibilities. Paranoia is a virtue

>>109143107
absolutely not
setting aside that the budget mysteriously appeared once they realized they would actually lose you, the fact they were paying you 50% less in the first place indicates they're either retarded or evil
there are services you can easily contract with as a business to get industry-wide salary information; so either they knew they were underpaying you, or they were too stupid to consider "hmm are we paying our employees a fair wage?"

unless the CEO himself gets down on his knees and says "oh shit bro i'm sorry we had no idea we weren't paying our employees appropriately, we're going to re-level everyone's salaries now that you brought this to our attention" (AND ANNOUNCED IT TO EVERYONE, not just you), cut your loses and move on

>>109143136
This is actually the worst time to be alive I think. Everywhere you go, everyone is thinking Wow look at that loser, I hope he goes home and kills himself. They won't say it out loud though.

I've gotten at least a dozen different jeet "recruiters" sending me the same contract job
Are companies hand picking these jeets or do the jeets somehow find the job and its some sort of bounty system?

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>>109143136
>guy who dropped out of BC and has never worked a day in his life has an opinion

>>109143205
Standard headhunter behavior they will spam forever btw. Also yes all of them are indian street shitters if you can't tell from the name then its likely some generic white man name they pick to entice you.

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i've started going down the rabbit hole of how compilers work. will building one make my resume stand out? do HR roasties even know what a compiler is?

>>109143257
nobody cares about your projects. theres no entry level positions. the only thing that they care about is if somebody in the company wants to hire you or you have more than a couple years of experience in their exact stack. your post belongs in utwg.

T/g/IF anons
what are you doing this weekend? i'm installing a new radio in my dad's car

>>109143257
Nobody fucking cares. I made a compiler in my undergrad compilers class and nobody has ever asked me about it

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>first real job
>MSP
>2 person on site team for 1000 user healthcare org
>get thrown into the fire too many times to count
>security maldocing, network administration, structured cabling, stupid end user support, projects out the ass, automating as much as possible (AI chads rise up, I aint got time to do middleware by hand), cloud/on prem server administration, white glove executive support, handing out laptops, the whole nine yards end to end IT shit
>only escalation path is huge security threats or network down time which goes to both CEOs of my MSP and client
>overworked as shit and underpaid at our biggest client
>11 months in
>someone decides my senior tech is too expensive
>'fire' them even though they've been there 20 years
>neither of us had any idea
>they give me a new guy that doesn't even have his A+, had to teach him how to check event viewer today
>no raise, no warning, no transfer of knowledge
>actually really, really like my former coworker
>morale was high even though the pay was shit and we were overworked
>feel like I lost a part of myself
>now assume responsibility for every system that I never learned, every corner of every network across multiple sites
>almost none of it is documented
>had to frantically hand out my phone number to multiple people because if one of my systems goes down someone can die
>we were making MASSIVE improvements, automating security, network hardening, mapping unknown networks, handling end user shit like it was a breeze, dealing with vendors, buying software
>automated enough ourselves to where we're reaching out to different departments to modernize them
>now I have to be a retard wrangler to a chud while tripling my workload
This shit is stupid. I'm getting drunk and not answering the phone. I don't even care. I'm about to walk out. Fuck this place. Not even a year in and I'm going to be a fucking farmer.

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>>109143187
i feel the seethe from all angles but because techbros are so rampant tools and tooling have gotten way cheaper due to market disinterest and modern Online Marketplaces make them more accessible than ever

what would have been a pipe dream to be abandoned to go into CS instead is now an affordable hobby

>>109143109
>>109143163
Thanks kings.

>>109143417
why would you wear body armor but not bottom?

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>>109143444
easiest access possible while still defending yourself from your own weapon

>>109143480
Why you don't have this experience sir? Do we have to import a Man to make the benchod code sir?

just looked at my bank account and thought "wow, i need to kms" again

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had final interview on monday, was told they'd get back to me in 2-3 days. is it over?

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>>109143587
Takes almost 2 weeks to hear back from anyone desu its great if they give you a timeline. I had 5 job offers lined up by the time the first company i had completed an interview got back with me and turns out they were the better job/pay than either of the other 4.

https://x.com/Michaeldudufudu/status/2070463191038009456

>>109143587
so if i would let otters hump me i should also hump them?

>be me
>other office building has a bunch of events and cool shit
>mfw in the reject office building without any cool shit and a stuffy ass office environment
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AT LEAST INSTALL AN AIR CONDITIONER REEEE

>>109143682
euromutt moment

>>109143730
canadian

>>109143480
You see this and laugh while Pranjeet will say he has been using Claude Code for 15 years and HR retards will believe him

>>109143778
they know what theyre doing. they make up something like literally 40% of tech positions. whites are the retards that let it happen.

>>109143979
yeah but the way jeets get ahead is by making up fake credentials and brutal ethnic nepotism
white people aren't nepotistic to the same extent that they are, and we don't have any bullshit fake institutions that let you buy a degree in 3 months for thirty rupees

>>109138002
>Here a list of useless tech advice from clueless people
>spent 6 years in college, did volunteeer work, undergrad research, participated in extracurricular activities
You are the clueless one here, retard. You assume academic career means shit in the real world.

>cost reduction
No wonder no one likes you LMAO. That's not how you do networking.

>In my head
Yeah, you are fucking autistic. It's not about being a good goy, you just have to prove you know how to do what you are being hired for. Hell, not even that, you just need to ask for wage and benefits and then tell them "I've been doing this shit for X years", because that's obviously what normal people want from a fucking job.

Would you accept an offer for 13k more?

>>109144486
That's about my yearly raise, so no

>>109144486
That is alot of risk for no reward basically. 30-40k is when i would jump.

A couple of days ago I realized how terrible I am at doing my work, and how mediocre LLMs are but still can be useful enough to replace me of someone competent enough uses them. This is one of the reasons I want to be laid off ASAP: to stop feeling ashamed of myself.

>>109144486
Depends how much you make right now

>>109143136
It truly is the easiest time to get rich. You can just start a youtube channel and grift money from low self esteem, failed men.

When did basic networking get pozzed, you can't say master/slave or male/female or man in the middle attack or demilitarized zone anymore?

>>109138878
That just sounds like a good opportunity to make things better. Also the project is already late, not like he can build a time machine.

You're gonna be a cashier someday!

>>109144486
Absolutely
Hate my current company

>>109144537
proof?

>>109144794
I don't care if you believe me

>>109140376
working with someone as neurotic as you sounds like absolute fucking ass

>>109144765
about 10 years ago, thanks america
no more white/black list either

>>109144810
why not

>>109144822
Well conveniently enough for you and me that retard will never escape his hell desk job

tgif am i right fellas

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In an ideal day, I only need one hour to complete my actual work. However, upper management constantly invents absurd tasks - like endless meetings and multi-level reports - just to justify their positions. It is incredibly frustrating to hear them brag about being 'agile' when they are actually the most micromanaged, non-agile company I have ever worked for. This wastes immense time and money, and whenever things calm down, they just invent more busywork. I often feel the urge to scream at their incompetence, especially since I have a PhD in project management and they completely lack IT experience. However, I gave up trying to fix things two years ago when they rejected my honest advice.
How can I emotionally detach and suppress the urge to lash out at their ignorance?

>>109144917
would you get money for cash if it was offered for a new job?

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>>109138490
>recruiters have to sort through thousands of resumes

>>109136609
me on the right

>>109144772
I think everyone who gets in his position just lies and covers it up (they keep hiring jeets to do this)
Hopefully he comes clean early and gets things fixed
Or they can the whole project and fire everyone when they figure it out

>Write a big ass prompt
>Provide links to design docs
>Provide logs and request/responses
>Provide the exact requirements in detail
>Main job is validating the output of the clanker and then ensuring that we won't nuke another flow(using another clanker session) because I heckin like microservices
I'm unironically struggling in typing code by hand now, is it over?

>stopped working mid day yesterday telling myself i'll do it over the weekend
why do i keep doing this
i don't wanna work

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>>109138002
You forgot the most important one
>just be likable

I entered a company and it's sorta a technical branch of a business team so there's no documentation or project management at all and honestly I sorta want to learn how to do this stuff. Anyone got a guide or what documents I want to do for PMing/BAing?
The only thing I hate is when I first started is I started documenting shit and leadership got hold of it and they SCOPE CREEPED that shit and I was like holy fuck what's your problem?????

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>>109144822
whats wrong with caring about stuff

I think the problem with this general is there's way too many camps here. There's
>People who care and love their work so seeing people slack off is a personal insult to them
>People who've been burnt out and hate where they work so seeing anyone work or love anything about work are suckers.
>People in some weird camp between the two
>unemployed
>Idealistic teens who think the workforce is their oyster to conquer.
Doesn't feel like we can meet in the eyes with anything.

>>109140571
This article says he went through a lot of tech companies and Musk brought the pajeet to the White House:
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/technology/tech-news/sriram-krishnan-the-ai-advisor-donald-trump-appointed-and-elon-musk-backed-after-maga-protests-to-leave-white-house-read-his-post/articleshow/131564241.cms

These are the people directing the USA kek

found out you can use playright cli with claudecode to just do work in the browser for you, some of my work involves the web version of power automate, power apps, and copilot studio so i just let ccode with playright do all the browser work for me while i watched anime lol

>>109138878
it's so over for you

>>109146904
That sounds like a lot of work just to guide the LLM. Is just writing the code not faster at that point?

Reliable Transportation

daily reminder that 40% of the swe jobs in 2019 were occupied by indians and it is an intentional ethnic takeover. they are just so much more skilled than us and thank god we have such skilled, intelligent, hardworking, honest people upholding the tech industry. we need to start getting some of them handling clearance jobs immediately. they are just too smart and skilled to pass up. how are we going to win against china if we arent importing the top 2%. india is 70 iq average but we're only importing the top 2% which is 100 iq.

>>109143315
alright fuck you anons i guess

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>>109148336
>>109143315
I'm going to pick up some random craigslist bike parts and use the trip to test out my incredibly unreliable hybrid drivetrain modifications

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>>109138997

had a dream that I was 16 again back in high school defending my MMO grind spot from other players except the other player was a big breasted anime girl with blue skin and white hair and I defended my grind spot by kicking her off a ladder and she fell like 200 feet to her death and exploded into a puddle of blood
hows your weekend going so far, /twg/? leetcode competition in 3 hours!!!

>>109148128
Using AI is being tracked and is mandatory, token usage is also a tracked KPI.

>>109147343
This general exists to vent because reddit has become overrun by bots.

>>109147687
based
>>109149088
Suffering the heat and playing Age of Empires 4.

>>109149375
Try Mainchan.

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>>109142225

>>109143257
people only care about things that are monetizable, so unless you're applying to a company that needs compiler devs then no

>>109137289
cyber meme was and still is good... if you graduated 10 years ago. We're all employed.

>>109138002
Talk cost reduction to consulting companies. It tends to be niche.

>>109149608
>Random twitter screenshot
>Post it on a site where 90% of the traffic is Israeli hosted/posted and the rest are indian vpn's trying to tell you they are white but cannot read a lick of english themselves.
Holy shit shut the fuck up.

>>109150159
>>Random twitter screenshot
thats the owner of 4chan

>>Post it on a site where 90% of the traffic is Israeli hosted/poste
millennials are so stupid

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>>109150183
>Butt mad shit skin the post

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>>109150199
I had this exact thought as I made that post
>next, he's going to call me brown
this mindless archetype of millennial tradlarper chud is so cringe
>everything is da joooz
>disagree with me? I don't like you? that means you're indian

let me guess, your "goal" in life is either:
>fuck off to the middle of the woods and live out a stupid farm larp in your 40s
>move to some shithole SEAmonkey country and settle down with some bug and have bug children

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>>109150228
>He started using the word chud again surely that makes him better than the posters on every site ever
HAHAHA LOL XD

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>>109150228
Oy Vey goyim don't notice the obvious patterns in life just buy marvel and shut the fuck up.

>>109150183
>thats the owner of 4chan
He's a mod not hiroshimoot

>>109150367
Who would expect twitters users to be intelligent anon?

>>109142841
>>109142884
You're super duper quirky with these things called "movie", granpa.

>>109148475
Kill this furnigger jeet nojob poorfag at once.

>>109148475
>Unreliable Transportation Chad

>>109149088
Visited Apple Park for a “family day open house” event. Wasn’t that impressed.

>>109149088
i got my bike shit and wish i had more alcohol in the house. however the liquor store is closed so i will >COPE by telling myself i won't be too hungover tomorrow to do muchly bigly necessary work on my bike controls

>>109149088
Went outside and I came back home, wishing all Indians were deported or dead

>>109150782
let me guess, you went to costco

>>109150228
protestants did this

>>109150798
Yeah spot on
Went to get some gas then grab myself some meat and socks

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>>109150854
I thought Tech Workers were all chads who hunted their own meat and leather and had Trvd Wvves to make them clothing though?

>>109136609
those are men

>>109150861
Why do insane people get to have jobs? I can't even get past the AI filter...

>>109150908
He's brown.

>>109150228
>corectly identifies how retarded buzzwords like "brown" "indian" "tranny" etc are
>uses "millenial" as if that had any relevance to the discussion
Americans are so fucking stupid and zogged

If you are a Dane you should hire me. /thread

>>109151042
the netherlands were a mistake

>>109150709
seeing this unfunny inside joke you make to only yourself with no replies every single time really confuses me. you should kill yourself now.

>>109151155
It's baffling that anyone who has enough Money to connect to 4chan wouldn't own their own truck.

>>109151161
hilarious. any other funny jokes you want to tell that are based on a few very lightly connected events in your life that only you experienced or understand? autistic retard.

>>109151176
Hands and driver's license?

>>109151176
You don't even own a car lmao

>>109151206
dont take the cookie!!!!!!!!!

>>109151176
I DD a Porsche Cayenne. What do you drive?

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>>109151176
You are so poor you don't even own a car.