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I am the only thing keeping th(...) 06/27/26(Sat)06:52:15 No.109146106

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I am the only thing keeping the AI bubble from collapsing Anonymous 06/27/26(Sat)06:52:15 No.109146106

To all you AI bros, claude coders, manic depressive IT CEOs; this concerns you.
This is not a game. This is a very real threat of extortion. If my demands are not meet within 48 hours of this message going up, I will invest my ENTIRE life savings into the AI sphere. The proceeding crash will be astronomical. Datacenters globally will become homeless shelters. Tech billionaires will have to sell their Ferraris. Local hosters will briefly become billionaires before demand outstrips the capacity of their limited ram supplies. The horror I will unleash will make the dotcom fiasco look like tulips from Amsterdam. Do not believe you will escape unscathed - anyone connected to the AI industry as it currently stands is at risk.

My demands include:
>free access to the top of the line models, 24/7, no rate limit
>a life-sized robotic companion modeled after my waifu
>an air conditioning unit, for the love of fucking holy shit
>a set of stick-on mustaches in various colours
>a license to kill
>uhhhhh
>can I get uhhhhhh
>an ICBM dropped on Unreal Engine's headquarters
>a new short series of Paddington (stop-motion)
>some rain, shitting christ some rain
I reserve the power to add, amend, or adjusts any of these demands at any given time. I trust that you will all to deal with any dissenters among you - bear in mind that if one rebels, you all suffer.