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>>109172781
Irony is wasted on LinkedIn posters, isn't it? Sucks chode that it's the only way to actually get a job.
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>rooster
>produce egg
???
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I've started listening to chinese tiktok songs at work
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>>109172781
your rooster might be gay.
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>>109172781
>I bet your fish head employee doesn't produce eggs like this
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>>109172781
shots fired
closed mouths dont get fed
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>>109172781
Yeah, I'm a fish employee with a reproductive problem
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>>109172791
You need to go all out to keep your job nowadays.
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leafcuckbros how do we cope?
>work at big name hardware company at the can*dian office
>same position and seniority at any US office i will AT LEAST double my TC without even taking into account exchange rate
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>>109172781
>productivity by token burn on my private projects
wow this is so cheap
>my corporate cli keys wondering why we're burning billions a night
wow guy must be working hard
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>>109173036
anthropic needs to stop being a bithc and use haiku shared kv cache with fable to get good results
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Been pretty tired at work recently, thinking of cutting back from three sticks of butter to two
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>>109173030
Thank god you're not a eurocuck. Average QA employee in my office makes more than any one of our Irish satellite office devs.
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>the new guy talks a lot in meetings
>he doesn't actually offer any insights or ideas
>he just repeats what people have said, mostly from other days, but often just what was said 10 minutes ago
I dunno if others notices too and also don't call him out, or what.
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>>109172781
Umm actually, chicken can produce up to 10 eggs and the market value is more than caviar.
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>>109172258
As a senior dev, making a calculator could be fun for a weekend project but there's no way someone is going to do that in 45 minutes or even 2 hours. I can try to force it but it wouldnt be optimal.
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>>109173406
Why not use AI?
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>quitting remote job to work travel job for more pay
I probably wont but jobs really know how to make remote work shit ass turd cancer.
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Codetrans thread
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>>109173424
how so? i prob work 1 hour per day and the rest is my harness working on its own, I get to goon, watch series, bang my gf on her days off, I never did NOT wfh since I graduated mid covid, but I don't think I would ever want to
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>>109173421
during those, you cant really use it, assuming they're watching you do it or they have monitoring software. At least at the companies I use to interview with doing these stupid leetcode problems.
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>>109173441
nta but my remote work is forcing everyone to pair more so I have less time to fuck off. they are also forcing more checkins and status updates, so it's becoming micromanagement hell
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>>109173442
Man, I wouldn't go through all those hoops unless it was for 250k+, I tried LeetCode once just to see how it goes, and it is just questions you could Google in a couple of seconds, and now with AI there is absolutely no point. I would rather spend my time working on my personal projects than memorizing algorithms for tomato sorting.
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>>109172781
I'm working towards a BAS in robotics and AI. I want to be a robots technician, wat do
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>>109173441
We are actively monitored. Granted Im a mid/senior engineer and we arent micromanaged constantly, a weekly report is generated to ensure we are filling in 8 hours worth of work.
I also have front facing obligations with customers which is good but some are fucking dicks, mostly Europeans can eat my ass. Stop emailing me to call you, you stupid cucks, an email is not an emergency. British people are fine, most murricans are fine too if hilariously racist on a recorded line.
The other job is a much smaller team and the work os a joke, but it isnt "remote" so whatever.
I make 108k so not bad but kinda retarded to watch us if we all got promoted into the high touch group.
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>>109172781
Should I just kill myself if I am poor?
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fish stinky
chicken cute and funny
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>>109173519
if it helps, everyone you know is poor as long as we're under the central bank system working for monopoly money.
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>>109172781
That's a rooster you fuckin moron.
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>>109173474
how many robots have you built so far? if its 0 you ain't gonna make it pal
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>Technical manager is happy for me that I got such a nice new opportunity
>Non-tech manager is pissed and refuses to even acknowledge that I'm leaving
huh?
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>>109173639
eh I did some things in robotics club at my uni. The classes I did so far is programming fanucs
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>>109173682
>Technical manager
Understands the drive and passion you show and hopes you develop yourself to the fullest while contributing to the industry in a way that satisfies you
>Non-technical manager
Wants to do as little work as possible and understands you leaving means they need to either work harder or organise a replacement.

It's really not that hard to see where peoples' priorities lie.
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>>109173727
I guess so, it just upsets me, my TM was always nice to me and helped me grow, meanwhile, the NTM would barely interact with me other than demanding things. Thanks for listening to my blog.
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>>109173171
Why aren't you calling him out on it?
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>>109173747
Ikr. Don't need to be a dick and do it publicly (unless that would be funny/warranted), just pull him aside after the next meeting and tell him you've noticed what he's doing.
Either he didn't pick up on it and will accept he needs to change, or he'll deflect because he's actually inbred and doesn't know enough to actually contribute. Either way you have a path forward.
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>>109173764
>>109173747
>>109173171
Today my boss was praising a coworker for the genius idea he had, then his boss said that was HIS idea from last week and Josh was just repeating it. lol
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>>109173764
Nah I'd do it publicly. No telling what he'll do behind the scenes if you pull him to one side.
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>ended up with a problem that AI simply couldn't parse but the answer was right there in a buried stackoverflow post
My boy still got it
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>>109173790
Update: I did it on the side and he said he is reporting me to HR. You were right.
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>>109173955
The AI: Gemini Flash
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>>109172791
did you just assume their pronouns
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>>109173964
Pseudo shit you even think there's a diff between models
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>>109174034
Troll
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>>109173960
>hi, i noticed you are useless
well, what did you expect
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>>109173960
For fucking what? Hurting his feelings?
Objective facts being stated isn't grounds for anything except getting assblasted.

I mean, you could have said it in an unprofessional, 4chan way, but I thought better of you anon
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>>109174043
Actually I told him
>I will rape your dog if you don't stop being a scamjeet curryNIGGER
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When the fuck will the LLM craze end PLEASE MAKE IT END PLEASEE
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Went to a hackathon with a friend and we met a guy from BlackRock.

The moment my friend found out where he worked, he started treating him like some final boss of tech. Started asking for everything, LinkedIn, Twitter, GitHub, resume, how many LeetCode problems he’d solved, Codeforces rating, what stack he uses, all of it.

The BlackRock guy answered everything calmly and then left.

As soon as he walked away, I said, “Doesn’t BlackRock pay kinda low though?”

My friend looked at me like I had just destroyed his whole career plan.

Never seen someone switch from worship mode to existential crisis that fast.
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>>109174220
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just witnessed the customary greetings between two jeets today
Z
>Hello X and Y
Y
>Hi @Z
Z
>Hello Y, how are you??
Y
>I am good thank you
>How are you
Z
>I am doing good thank you
>[work begins]
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>>109174220
My company has a push to integrate AI into our workflows BUT it still hires juniors and mids saying they intend to improve productivity with them not replace people.

We'll see how much of that holds true though.
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>>109174487
Mine is kinda against using AI but also only wants to hire seniors.
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>>109173406
>as a senior dev
holy self expose
if you arent a retard that question can be solved in 30 minutes.
the solution is 40 lines of code. maybe less.
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>>109173458
>>109173421
you should go sell insurance
you are clearly not cut out for software engineering
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>>109174733
He is likely talking about something with an UI and not a simple console calculator.
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>barely a senior in some medium sized city
>headhunter sends me an offer for head of validation
>middle management, 40 people under him, globally
>in the capital
>salary range is 0 to 33% increase over my current one
What an absolute joke
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>>109174733
>>109173406
easy
the optimal solution is to remove recursion and use a stack instead, but this would pass an interview.
class Solution:
def calculate(self, s: str) -> int:
i = ans = 0

#returns the string offset and the result of evaluating the given expression
#so (1+1) returns (5, 2)
def evaluate(self, s: str, i: int) -> (int, int):
j = i
mul = 1; ans = cur = 0;

while j < len(s):
#print(s[j])

#digit
if s[j].isdigit():
cur *= 10
cur += int(s[j])

#base case
elif s[j] == ")":
j += 1
break

#recurse to solve the next parenthesis
elif s[j] == "(":
res = evaluate(self, s, j + 1)
j += res[0]
ans += (mul * res[1]); mul = 1

#addition or subtraction operation, add current values and clean states for next value
elif s[j] == "-" or s[j] == "+":
ans += mul * cur; cur = 0; mul = 1
if s[j] == "-":
mul = -1

j += 1

#print(mul, cur)
ans += (mul * cur)
return(j - i, ans)

while i < len(s):
res = evaluate(self, s, i)
i += res[0]
ans += res[1]

return ans
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>>109172781
Fish are killed for their caviar.
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Anyone else feel like they lobotomised ChatGPT hard?
Last year it was basically doing my job for me, but now I have to spend so much time pointing out the basics that I'm right back to writing my own code like a faggot.
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>>109174989
They squeeze the caviar out at the farms. But yeah mostly they are killed. Also they used a rooster for the picture so if the analogy is correct then he fucks all of the stacies to keep them in line while he yells at management every morning about why everything is broken. IE a mid level worker with roughly 10 years of experience.
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>>109172781
>be working in a small company
>apparently expected to use a private phone number if necessary (contract says nothing like this)
what the fuck is this? are there people gullible enough to do this? this shit is not normal
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I think my team is highly toxic and I'm trying to decide if I should update my resume or just become apathetic.
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>>109175037
>clearly from a template
this is just humiliating
why even do this
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>>109175041
>update my resume
Nobody is hiring.
>become apathetic
This.
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>>109175049
Yeeeeah, you're right...
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>>109175041
Both is always going to be the answer here. I am to lazy to job hop from my cushy job unless they dangled 30k+ in front of me.
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It is deeply disturbing just how fundamentally unserious most of this general is.
We are going through the fourth industrial revolution and instead of using this opportunity to enhance your skills and carve your dominance in a rapidly shrinking field, the majority of you retards say shit like
>errr why do i needa tink??? @gwok solve dis!!!
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>got back with my ex from 2 relationships ago while dating my ex from 3 relationships ago
>my prev ex thinks i miss her and is now stalking me but really i was just posting about my ex from 2 relationships ago which made us get back together

Anyway does anyone know how to retrieve driver certificates (.cat file that goes with the .inf and .sys) for native window drivers, in this case usbvideo.sys? PS driver exporting only grabs third party drivers and ive already searched the whole filesystem for usbvideo.cat. Ill gladly take answers in the form of manuals on how to sign your own drivers too as long as I can make pnputil accept them as a valid install source.
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>>109175095
It sounds like you're navigating a complex personal situation while also seeking technical advice on driver management. To retrieve the driver certificate (.cat file) associated with the native Windows driver usbvideo.sys, you can try using the built-in Windows tools like the DriverQuery command or inspecting the driver package via the Device Manager by locating the device, viewing driver details, and then exploring the driver store using tools like PowerShell or the Deployment Image Servicing and Management (DISM) tool. Since the .cat file isn't readily available, you might need to extract the driver package from the driver store located in C:\Windows\System32\DriverStore\FileRepository, searching for folders related to usbvideo.sys, and then examining the associated catalog files. If you're interested in signing your own drivers, you'll need to generate a digital signature using a trusted certificate authority or a self-signed certificate, then use tools like MakeCert and SignTool to sign the driver package. To make pnputil accept your custom driver, ensure the driver signature is valid and trusted on your system, and you can add your certificate to the Trusted Root Certification Authorities store. Manuals and detailed guides on driver signing are available from Microsoft's official documentation, which explains how to create a test signing environment, generate self-signed certificates, and sign drivers so that Windows accepts them during installation.
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>>109175090
but how? do i just learn quantum and shiets?
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>>109175090
Sorry Vishnek but predictive chatbots fundamentally cannot be an industrial revolution type of force. If you were actually learned you'd immediately understand why this is a technological dead end.
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Boss has been super friendly since I joined a month ago, like REALLY nice. Today, I learned he is gay, and things are starting to click together, and I'm scared I'm gonna lose my job.
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>>109173030
>>same position and seniority at any US office i will AT LEAST double my TC without even taking into account exchange rate
Ok but you get "free" healthcare so I don't see why you're complaining.
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I received two offers, one for a Software Architect and one for a Senior Software Engineer. Which one is better title-wise?
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>>109175103
I figured it out and none of this was relevant and i will not share my findings
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>slack keeps popping up notifications
>its just some retards bickering about inane shit
Don't these people have any actual work to do? If i want to read inane schizo babble i go to /twg/
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>>109175345
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Fuck technology man.
I just want 40 acres in a mountain forest and a tiny home with water, solar and starlink. Is that so much to ask for?
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>>109175370
That's not exactly hard to get
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>>109175370
Probably doable with under a mil what have you been doing with your paychecks?
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>>109175377
I have a low paying tech job thoughbeit
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>>109175370
millennials be like
>midlife crisis?
>let me pick up a useless sports activity like running or biking and make it my entire personality
>let me move to the middle of nowhere and sniff cow shit all day innawoods larp farm and grow tomatoes for 2 cents an hour
>let me move to thailand and brown bug trannies and be a genetic dead end
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>>109175390
How dare people do...sports
Fuck me americans are beyond mentaly ill
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>>109175390
When you have under 6 figures in the bank after 15 years in tech, it's pretty much all you can hope for.
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>>109174743
I'm a Principal AI Engineer retard, I ensure turds like you don't step foot inside our tech department.
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>>109175037
is this real?
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>>109175390
>brown bug
qrd
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>>109175411
Not him, what does a principal AI engineer do?
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>>109175041

You can't catch any fish if you don't cast your lure into the water.

Also, if your job does suck and seems to be getting worse you don't want to wait for shit to boil over before you start looking for a new job. I would know...
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>>109175447
I do my fair share of engineering, but what sets me apart from my underling is that I research and devise the AI strategies our company uses, so workflows, use cases, how to actually make money out of AI, and such, and then plan all that and guide my engineers into handling it.
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>>109175466
Ah right I imagined design at one of the bigs but it's more implementation in regular companies, makes sense

No judgement or trying to gotcha you btw I was genuinely wondering
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>get made fun of for being the only person in my team of 6 without an iphone because i have a pixel
i thought working in tech was suppose to be different, guess not
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>>109175549
its literally a scientific fact if you use android you get zero pussy, possibly a virgin even
you are creeping your coworkers out with that shit. get an iphone so they know youre not some elliot roger type motherfucker immediately
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>>109175589
best psyop cia ever invented
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>>109175589
but what if I am a supreme gentleman
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>>109175549
this is me telling my coworkers using macs that I use linux to dev, I swear one of them looked at me like I broke his reality or something
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Just remember Apple has market capture in Japan so your future Japanese wife will use an iPhone.
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>>109175629
What about my future Japanese wife (futanari)?
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>>109175016
Yeah only the Chinese models and Mistral seem to be getting better anymore.
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>>109175090
Because what's the point? If an AI can completely replace a mid-tier or even senior-tier dev it's only a matter of months until everyone gets replaced.
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>>109175390
>let me pick up a useless sports activity like running or biking and make it my entire personality
Exercise is never useless you lazy jeet.
>let me move to the middle of nowhere and sniff cow shit all day innawoods larp farm and grow tomatoes for 2 cents an hour
Do they not dream in India?
>let me move to thailand and brown bug trannies and be a genetic dead end
You mean like your average Indian who never procreates and never amounts to anything?
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>>109175399
Honestly I thank Trump for exposing Americans for who they really are.
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>>109175839
except it cant and it never will and you're just dulling yourself to the point where you wont be able to compete after your next layoff
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>>109175846
>india india india
obsessed
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>>109175862
If AI can replace me, it can replace itself with a better version of itself that will replace everyone else too. It's not linear growth and you thinking it is just exposes yourself as being a retarded junior jeetdev.
Currently we have an evolutionary vibe-wall that prevents AI from becoming AGI but any version of AGI, no matter how imperfect, will quickly achieve ASI. There's no point worrying about it.
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>>109175862
If the tech industry really does experience a severe crunch then a lot of us need to seriously consider changing fields.
The alternative is reviewing and signing off on thousands of lines of markdown.
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>>109175866
Saar do not do the exercise saar.
Saar do not dream we Indians cannot grasp that concept saar.
Saar do not go to Thailand you make us Indian men look bad in comparison saar.
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>>109175855
This general is also proof that tech workers are far from being the smartest worker group. what happens when you allow people to enter a field without a degree
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>>109175898
This general should stay open for people without degrees because we also have hell desk people etc.
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>>109175909
Oh they should be in the general, I just wish the less intelligent and pleasant posters kept their thoughts to themselves
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>>109175898
>muh degree
post your solution to today's leetcode question. No AI allowed.
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>>109175909
If you get a job at hell desk without a masters degree right now then you are lucky or got a family connection. No this is not a joke a bunch of bachelors degree holders showed up in 2018 for those lowly positions and now i am seeing masters degree holder show up.
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>>109175930
Lmao you'll never be invited to an interview without a degree. Talk to your wall about the optimal solution to stacking dicks up your ass in O(n*log(n)).
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>>109175946
thats funny because im interviewing with 4 different companies right now and already have an offer for a job at one of the largest federal departments, where they're sponsoring a clearance.
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>>109175941
I am aware that the junior market is dead but it differs from country to country. In most you can still get by with a BSc/MSc and an internship.
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>>109175955
Yes saar you surely will be sponsored trust the plan Trump loves Indians after all
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>>109175961
If I'm indian why wouldn't I just buy a fake degree?
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>>109175967
The alternative is that you are just a delusional self-taught loser who thinks anyone gives a crap about vibe-coded personal projects on github. You are in the wrong general.
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>>109175980
i dont vibe code and you're the retard that despite having a degree cant bfs + dijkstras over a matrix.
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>>109175982
I sufficiently proved that I know my algorithms back in uni under a strict program. Nowadays I just have to talk about my professional projects in order to get a job.
Imagine having to do the leetcode monkey dance and still not get the job anyway lmao. Self-taught and bootcampers are a complete meme.
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>>109176000
post tc
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>>109175957
in IT it makes you competitive but generally certifications make the largest difference in terms of valuable educational experience and covering your ass for MSP's certification requirements. I only ever heard of IT internships being with the college itself or some random school system where you help with a major tech refresh during the summer. We really don't have anything that in depth for internships.
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>>109176005
370k
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>>109176008
rupees? LMAO
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>>109176014
Isn't that your dream salary, Tranjeet? Oh wait, you guys literally can't even dream lmao.
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>"retards are unpleasant"
>immediately starts a dick measuring competition
I rest my case
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>>109176020
>yes saar i good programmar look at my degree saar i make very big rupee and work on big project saar please give h1b
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>>109176027
You were the one who said he wants to be sponsored.
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>>109176035
sponsoring a clearance is not the same as sponsoring a visa, shitdik
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>>109176040
You will never be hired. You will always be a self-taughtcel who never amounts to anything in life.
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>>109176050
>saar saar i program very good look at totally real degree from university of mumbai sir
>L-LEETCODE? NO SAAR DO NOT REDEEM LOOK AT DEGREE SAAT DO NOT REDEEM
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>>109176064
Your leetcode skills are pointless if you can't even get an interview. Stacy from HR gets the ick from guys like you.
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>>109176073
>saar i very attractive hr stacy white woman love indians saar i get many interviews saar its my dream marry a white woman love bangladeshi men
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>>109172781
new manager wants to hire another developer so that it frees up my time to float around and work with other dev units because I seemed open to the idea. IDK if their managers will allow another dev hire right now but idk how to feel about that. Feels like simultaneously could be replaced by the other dev but also floating could make me more valuable to the higher org in general
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>>109176085
Imagine being both self-taught and insufferable at the same time. You've doomed yourself to permanent neetdom.
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>>109176096
>saar we indians #1 ceos saar timmies cannot compete saar we take over texas saar
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>>109176101
Imagine literal jeets being prefered over (you).
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>>109173406
is it a trick question because your starting point is a programming language and they have arithmetic expression evaluation so you are immediately done
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>made a well timed joke that made the client and my bosses laugh

+10 social points, I can feel the autismo leaving my body, 10 more and I'm out of this general
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>>109176064
what's the point of leetcode in 2026?
before AI it has some meaning, not it's just useless piece of shit
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>>109176125
no, the problem specifically says youre unable to use language features to do it. You have to do it raw. Basically keep track of all variables and do the calculations yourself. Someone already posted their python solution, but the bulk of leetcode is forcing people to either already know the answer, to intuitively know the answer, or testing how fast they can plan making it. Cause coding is always the smallest time of any engineering task. Leetcode just tests if you have the knowledge of such a thing to do it in 45 minutes. Gay shit.
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>>109175605
same here but at the same time I am the first person to ask when something does not work anymore
people are totally shameless
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>>109176127
I unleash my full powerlevel and because im cracked at my work and dress well it just werkz
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>>109176175
>dress well
it gives off the paper pusher vibes though
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90% of leetcode is
>can you use your brain
>do you know recursion
>do you know bfs / dfs
>can you navigate a tree
very telling who hates it and who doesnt
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>>109176216
There are people who don't need it and people who've convinced themselves they love it like an abused wife that covers for her violent husband.
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anon here who's IT company got bought up by capgemini
first day on the job today
and it was a gigantic catastrophe
so many meetings, 200+ people didn't get their mobile phones for MFA
we have to use the old and caps notebook because they couldn't figure out the whole permission structure of the old company

anon warned me of this
jfc
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>>109176216
Its better than nothing just like reading a book over some random tech subject. Nothing compares to building a project that can be deployed in some manner. But that's to much work/time for the average employee so this fills the gap.
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>>109175466
keep waving hands that hard and you'll start flying soon
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>>109174098
>For fucking what?
For being a faggot. Are you the manager? No? Shut your whore mouth.
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Anybody that touts AI is Indian until proven otherwise
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>>109172781
Fish die when they are harvested. Chickens don't.
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>>109172791
>can't lay eggs
you're not trying hard enough
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AI sucks imo its one of the worst meme to sell LLMS to people who benefit little from its usage.
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>>109176395
I am using AI to reverse engineer old games because i don't want to spend 10 years looking at the broken assembly code that ghidra produced.
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every other reddit post now is
>I HAVE A BACHELORS AND I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT BUT AFTER 300 APPLICATIONS, NO OFFER!
>no i wont grind leetcode
lmao
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Just laid an egg
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>>109172781
Think like a fish, act like a stupid.
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>tfw the CEO is on a full blown psychotic voyage burning around 5 grand each month on tokens and delievering "almost production ready" vibe coded bullshit that we have to test until he jumps to the next project
I feel like a jester hired to entertain the mentally challenged King's son.
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>>109176231
>wtf is a capgemini
>google it
>top result: omfg
the horror, the horror.
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>5 more contests to unlock Global Ranking.
are you fr
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>>109176231
I told you so. And it'll only get worse.
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>>109176286
Funnily enough at my company it's the Indian who is against AI while I and another white guy want to use it.
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>>109176636
The self-taught guys have already pivoted to McDonalds-applicationmaxxing.
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>>109176395
where is this figure
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>>109176636
my issue out of college in 2023 was getting interviews. But I've been grinding resume stuff so hopefully in the future it'll be needing to memorize leetcode that trips me up not getting interviews lol
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>>109176828
lmao what the fuck
>>109176898
yeah...
i still have no idea what my actual job is
and all they're talking about is the service desk from egypt, poland and india
fml
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>>109176934
I am still here. There is no plan B.
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>>109175466
You asked AI to tell you what you're doing?
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Is there a job into which I can get into and where I don't have to hear about AI, agents, agentic workflows, large language models and similar phrases?
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>>109174220
Around the same time the microsoft excel craze ends.
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>>109173030
flixed for you
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>>109177449
Even if a lot of it is hype and things are going to get more expensive and strigulent in the future, you won't be able to avoid the topic. Most likely not even in blue collar jobs.
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>>109177449
construction
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>>109177449
digging ditches
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>>109175549
I think only burgers are that dumb. we've got work iphones as its company policy for security reasons but I don't think anyone on the team has one as a personal phone.
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>>109172781
In the time it takes for a sturgeon ton produce roe and die in harvesting (7-20 years), a chicken will have laid 2300-6700 eggs btw
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Everyone on my team is legitimately retarded
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>>109175549
I was using a flip phone until 2017.
I remember my normalfag coworkers making fun of me for not playing pokemon go.
What a timeline.
Now I just use an android phone because it's less locked down than iShit.
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>>109175589
>you get zero pussy
So what, I'm not even trying to get it either way. Why use an iPhone then?
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>>109177449
Sell your bussy on aurora avenue
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>saaaar android is superior sar redeem
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>>109177724
Don't worry anon, I have an iPhone and it hasn't helped me get bitches either.
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>>109175589
apple slop only gets you laid if you want to fuck nepo baby tarts
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>>109175466
This is embarrassing
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>>109177449
no. all those things are the future, o algo.
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>>109177724
>Why use an iPhone then?
only non-meme answer is one vendor for the whole supplychain and they actually maintain their old slop forever. otherwise, not much. Safari is worse than Firefox mobile and needing to pay up and learn some meme NIH Apple-lang to make anything for your phone is pretty gay. Seems like Android is going that way though. At least the IDE Android Studio and what not are "free" as well as side-loading... for now.
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>gov job
>hey any update on the paperwork you said you were going to send me last week?
>"yeah sorry our system is down! we should have an update in 1-2 days"
>received: 9 days ago
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>>109177710
kek, i remember those times, the irony of people making fun of me for not playing Pokemon Go and then wandering around like retards with zero self-awareness
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>>109177710
>I was using a flip phone until 2017.
why do tech illiterate boomers post here
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>>109177951
>>gov job
I'm sorry.
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>>109177996
"While the normies played Pokemon Go outside I studied the blade"
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>>109178012
because they're superior and also correct & based.
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hi thread. I am a junior with 0 experience besides my internship in a startup. The boss recommended me to friends and they want to hire me to be the tech lead from their startup. There is already an existing product built by an Ukrainian group. How fucked up am I?
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>>109178047
Prepare for 60 hour weeks for low pay and also get a $200 subscription for Claude so that it can support you wherever it can. Because you are going to be doing everything on your own.
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>>109178072
I know that. It's an AI startup and they (the founders) already use Claude to send emails and the Ukrainian used Claude for everything in the repos. I only work with LLMs but they're talking to me in startup terms I cannot follow. I'm afraid they will uncover the fraud
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>>109178108
You are a fraud. Just keep it vague and focus on delivering results above all. Technical debt Claude can fix later.
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>>109176277
He's saying 'what is your co-worker reporting you to HR for'
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>>109178108
>AI startup
lol
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>>109178012
>tech illiterate boomers
Tech knowledge and usage are a bit like that bell curve meme.
On the low end you get actual tech illiterates why don't know or use tech.
Then you have the midwits that flock to whatever new ibaby device that comes out each year.
Then you have the guy who really knows, but stays with more simple tech that suits his needs.
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>finally get government job
>only me and my boss
>He makes double my pay and WFH
>doesn't do any work, actually causes more work for me to do
>can't rat him out because I want the same perks
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>>109178012
>he doesn't own the latest goyphone, what a phillistine
its a telephone, it makes telephone calls
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>>109178239
Youre never gonna get them
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>>109178369
The good news is that everyone is older than me by a significant amount. They will be dead or retired before too long and then I can threaten to quit unless my demands are met.
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>>109178402
By the time the boomers finally retire AI will haven taken your job
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>>109178430
Simply not possible
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>>109178402
it's all nonsense. you need to do the wagie shuffle to advance at any job posting nowadays. maybe the government is different, but still.
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>>109178223
>suits his needs
yeah so glad I can't reach you when something breaks because your autism prevents you from having a phone that can download teams
you sound insufferable to work with
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>>109177951
>gov job
relatable. projects that I could finish solo in a week take 6 months+. that is, if they aren't forgotten about altogether.
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>>109172781
>fresh fable access
>my account is 96% ffs
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>>109178486
>opus 4.8: "there are 3 strawberries in r"
>fable: "there are 2 k's in albuquerque" (used 3x as many tokens)
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>>109175604
for everyones safety, there needs to be an AI powered turret trained on you at all times in office. in case you randomly destruct like a rabid pitbull.
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>>109178698
but I work from home????????
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>>109178716
remote controlled electrodes attached to testicles when on company devices will suffice then
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>company has an automated AI reviewer on every PR
>"human reviewers" just ask AI to review the PR again(it's literally the same fucking model) and paste its comments
>PR eventually gets pushed without a single human reading the diff other than the author (I hope so at least)
>these same retards involved will get paged at 2 AM after that change nuked something and cry about the next day

I heckin love software engineering in 2026
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>>109177951
I just got a goverment job as a freelancer. I'm still waiting for my fucking contract. It's been 3 weeks now.
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>>109178504
yeah as a 4 year vibecoder i gotta say it seems like the token denity of fable in it's replies is just opus with more thinking, i've been using a lot of opus and lookin at it now, i think fable is just a dumbed down "pro" if opus is like gemini flash. but agy is retarded and you need to use pro to use flash, so realistically, i still need gemini pro to work.

honestly i have no idea how people use gpt like every time i've used it its so insurmountably dogshit for token novelty that it's just like claude but worse. i've never seen the use case outside of realtime for replacing audio center where you can't ephemerally host a state for local ai, IE calls over landlines, and even then it's easily 10x the price of gemini live and 100x the price of a custom implementation of rest. but good fucking luck getting it with gpt
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>>109172781
i'm really pleased with how well agy is set up to be used by claude, it's really helping me with context engineering.
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>>109172781
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/01/employers-who-laid-off-workers-for-ai-are-reversing-their-decisions.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/01/employers-who-laid-off-workers-for-ai-are-reversing-their-decisions.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/01/employers-who-laid-off-workers-for-ai-are-reversing-their-decisions.html
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>>109178808
I used to work for a small agency who was choosed as a contractor by gov, eventually all the other projects dry out and we were waiting for the gov to give us the contract, start working, and 'save' the agency.... The agency laid off the whole staff 'cause no money and they're still waiting for the contract. thank you for reading my blog
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What are twg’s opinions on employee stock purchase plans?
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>last thread had a proper OP
>this thread returned to unfunny reddit-censored social media screencaps with aislop imagery
Can you stop making threads? Do it right or don't do it at all.

>>109175041
Have you tried doing your job right? There's clearly a reason they're "toxic", and it's not just because you're the type of person to use that word in this context.

>>109175941
How else is anyone meant to get a job in the industry? Everything else is H1B'd or held by someone who's been there for a couple decades, degrees aren't worth the paper they're printed on despite being the one federally protected form of 5+ digit debt bankruptcy can't remove, and the alternatives are retail (also incredibly competitive with unlimited applicants), fast food (ditto), or just dying homeless and alone.
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Normally there’s a war or pandemic to cull the hoarde. Hasn’t happened to this generation for various reasons. Stay tuned.
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>just got fired
>7 yoe full stack engineer
>still doing contracting that i was doing on the side as my primary job now
how fucked am i? i have great references from everyone that's ever worked with me. the only people that dislike me were my skips bosses. i want to die desu
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>>109179170
> i have great references from everyone that's ever worked with me.
Makes zero difference. You need a direct line through your network or scammaxx and pretend to be a girl using a cam and voice filter to get any job
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>>109179158
We had a pandemic but it tried to just fuck the economy without a culling
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>>109178971
Well if it isn't that just lovely.

For one client I had to apply for a security clearance. Never got the clearance and the agency fired me. All because some cunt in the government was too lazy to do their job.
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>>109179170
>get fired from job
>still have secret second job
>feel entitled to complain
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>>109179201
women get hired over over white dudes now? i just want to build simple shit that blows corpo drones minds and feel like i'm making someone's life easier
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>>109179233
where's my secret secong job niggas at
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>>109179238
At least in my west eu shithole yea. Did an experiment sending out applications where all i changed from my regular one was say im female with a female name and zero cover letters, and i got about 60% interview invitation rates vs my usual 4% which does have cover letters
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>>109178889
Hubris
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>>109178889
"Similarly, IBM replaced its human resources functions with AI that handled around 94% of routine requests but was unable to meet the other 6%, which included ethical dilemma"

KEK. You can't make this shit up.
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>>109178848
>engineering
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>>109179233
i make a couple hundred bucks off each. i just lack the ability to do projects for myself
>>109179260
that sucks, i feel like i still have a leg up in the states unless the interviewer is a jeet. i don't really want to work there anyway
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>>109178990
if youre not working as an ai tech level founder you're basically wasting your life
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>>109175549
LMAO imagine being an androidcuck in 2026
>green messages
HAHAHAHA

>>109177892
>some meme NIH Apple-lang
it's called Swift and it's like the best language ever (and growing year over year outside of apple platforms btw)
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>>109178889
cause people trust ai less. i ain't entrusting my life savings to a bank powered by ai
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Unironically imagine sabotaging yourself like that for no reason
>trying to rizz up a foid
>she gets a green text message
>instant 'ick
all for what? so you can download some shitty gameboy emulator and play zelda on your phone? what a fucking retard haha
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>>109175549
imagine not rocking a real modern flagship. i couldn't even run my npu based ai on that piece of shit tensor
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>>109179384
Americans are an interesting people
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>>109179384
But the only reason why i even have a smartphone is navigation purposes. I would be using a flip phone still if i didn't have to drive anywhere.
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>>109179408
and that's why we're the capital of the world and control everything
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>>109179417
Maybe if you live in Israel.
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>>109179641
God i wish they keep Tay AI alive for the meme's
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>>109177462
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>>109175411
So you're part of the meme
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>>109178889
reality is that ai had nothing to do with it, but you all aren't ready for that discussion
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How bad is it to go back on an offer? I accepted but 1 week later a company I thought was ghosting me came back and gave me an offer that pays 40% more and is a F1000.
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>>109179937
Just do it, I did it
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>>109179957
Are you with the new company atm?
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>>109172781
How do I become a chicken employee?
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>>109179641
Based obscure fetish Chad avoiding AI filters
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>>109172781
I cook them
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>>109179958
Yea
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>>109180087
let me plap you cloacussy
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What the hell does a system engineer actually do?
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>140k a year is actually like 95k after taxes because I'm an incel
so what I just get raped forever for the rest of my life unless I get a foid to turn that 140k into 20k?
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>>109180249
engineer systems
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>>109180249
at my job that's the guy responsible for plugging azure auth into every third party app we use and setting up 1000 different security policy rules to make sure that you can never download literally anything ever onto your work laptop without setting off the policy and bricking your PC until "global IT" (india) quarantines your shit or alternatively you send in a ticket and (maybe) wait for a 3 week approval turnover to download visual studio
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cute girl at work today just quit, literally just packed up her stuff and left without talking to anyone.
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>>109179641
Imagine living in a total bubble of normalfaggotry, peering into the real world for "work" and "research", and witnessing the underbelly of *intelligent* manipulation of systems away from its intentions...

All your life, at worst witnessing someone departing the sidewalk to shortcut through the grass (causing jeering and snide whispers and quiet judgment), only to suddenly encounter men with incomprehensible motivations moving silently in the walls and floors of the chapel...

No amount of intent- even automated- can prevent human intent. The most secure systems, welcomes laziness, welcomes naïveté, welcomes distortion. Hypervigilance is merely partial deterrence.
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>>109180373
>wahhh im making 600k a year working on bullshit ai software and people are using it to make porn instead of uncovering the secrets of the universe!!!
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>project stops building
>massive diarrhea of 20-line C++ compile errors
>must be some of those new commits
>roll back
>same errors
>restart visual sneed
>errors magically gone
th.. thanks
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>>109175589
except for, y'know, the study that came out that said iphone users are all virgins who don't get laid
someone's having sex and it's not the iphone cuck
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>some retard adds a bunch of useless "performance monitoring" alerts that go off at the drop of a hat so we can have "SLAs"
>everyone mutes alerts because it becomes useless noise
great job
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>>109180418
>pause VM during script run
>unpause VM
>run something else
>AAAAAA WHAT IS A DICITONARY
>restart script
>hello
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>get a job in a city I love
>get treated like absolute shit for 5 months at the job
>finally quit with no notice because they were slaving me away
>spend 4 months trying to find a job within the city because I didn't want to leave
>struggle to find job listings that paid as much as the last role
>the interviews for jobs that were worth a damn all led to nothing
>finally swallow my pride and expand my search beyond the city/state
>2 days later I get a job interview and an offer letter on the same day
>20k salary raise
>the job is chill and my company/coworkers are great, but the location isn't somewhere I could imagine staying long term
>still throw applications at jobs at the city I loved
>finally get hit back by the PM for an interview
>potential 20k salary raise, but a risk of getting burned again
What should I do?
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>mfw during the heatwave and the 2nd heatwave is coming
Do we really need to implement everything right now?
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Okay give me one good reason why we're not forced to watch 60-90s unskippable ad vid every once in a while when using AI
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>>109180526
get a girlfriend. so you can realize how stupid you're being
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>check blind every once in a while because I hate myself or something
>the same guy (blind has usernames) keeps making the same "upcoming layoffs confirmed" post every few weeks for half a year without any source/article/anything
>layoffs don't happen
>every commenter on his posts are taking it as truth
>actual article comes out saying layoffs imminent
>guy makes like 5 threads in a day predicting layoffs
and you thought 4chan was shit
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>amazon sends me a two and a half hour OA before even getting an email from a recruiter
do i really want to do this
>>
Thoughts on leaving 3 weeks in? Turns out I hate the CEO and the director and would rather go back to job hunting.
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>>109180646
TC?
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Two people on my team got fired for refusing AI. No words said, nothing. In the middle of our weekly AI progress standup, the manager asked them to move into a separate Zoom, canned them both immediately, revoked their access, and gave them 24 hours to get their stuff from the building. Removed from the teams chat, sharepoint, etc all within 5 minutes. This was after a speech about how we are all "family" was given last week.
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>>109180783
its retarded to completely refuse to use ai
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>>109180769
yeah man just take the initative while you're ahead and throw away your position for net loss with no plan, go ahead what an incredibly thoughtful and intelligent mindset you have wow really sticking it to the man wow
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>>109180809
imagine believing 4chan. my team is begging for every retarded hooligan because our client loves us and wants us to expand with more people. staff cuts are ordered by leadership and it's a selection of shortest straw, either worst performance or most complaints or worst perception. no team is cutting for refusal of AI. anyone coming here saying so wants you to be scared. the language of the post indicates it's a botpost. you fell for it. congratulations dumbass.
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>>109180840
Holy cope



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