>boils water to drink>boils water to eat>boils water to heat>boils water to move>boils water to make electricity"Advanced civilization"
>>109211310what would you rather boil, retard?
>>109211310oh boy!! i cant wait to heccin post this epic greentext to le reddit for my karma
>>109211355black and Jewish redditors
>>109211310Does any other creature boil water?No?Thats what makes us cool. We throw rocks fast and boil water
I will proceed to rape your skull
what if we run out water?
>>109211310>An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity.
>>109211449the earth is flat with water in the sky, just gotta drill through the firmament, unlimited water
Sometime in the future.....>mankind builds a Dyson sphere >uses it to boil water
>>109211355mercury, no I am not kidding
>>109211496>grabs meteor, SUCCESS IT'S ICE!!!>melts meteor to boil more water to grab the next meteor!
>>109211493this is why they killed stanley meyer
>>109211506he died but his message reached the masses, nobody believes in the globe earth anymore.
>>109211506vaxxed?
>>109211531yes they put the vax into his drink
>>109211439Bombardier beetles
>>109211310Solar and Wind Turbine Chads win AGAIN!
>>109211449Better boil my own piss
>>109211510I remember hearing about Stanley's parable
>>109211355there's some interesting research into using CO2
>>109211310Explain why boiling water is supposed to be bad
>>109211310is solar and wind the true form of electric
>>109211341>soviets fuck up boiling water>you can now never boil water that specific way again
>>109212005>windstill a fluid with a decent amount of water in it
>>109211310This fucking thread lmao, now I'm water-pilled kek
>>109212844based
>>109211487>an idiot admires my balls, a genius admires my cock
It's a good way of storing energy, an easy way that we discovered quickly, and one which we haven't really had any reason or way to improve on.I love boiling water.>>109212063We still boil water that way all the time. There are even plants of the same type as the one at Chernobyl still running today.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RBMK
>>109211310Say, "Thank you, Norway!"
>>109211310>use magic to create drinking water>use magic to create and/or cook food>use magic to heat and cool yourself>use magic to travel and transport goods>use magic for everything relevant"Advanced civilization">>109211341unlike most other planets everywhere, we happen to have a shitload of water available to boil, and boiling happens to make unsafe water safer for us to consumewhy not make use of one of the most common resources we have?
>>109214780forget norway; kenyaaaa
>>109214897>why not make use of one of the most common resources we have?Nah let's go back into the cave and put out the fire while we're at it. In fact we should never have come down from the trees. Dare I say it we shouldn't ever have left the oceans.
>>109211310Heat engines are limited by physics and available materials. Water just happens to be a very good thermal medium in a vast number of use cases.
ye, actually really advanced stuff. the fasthuman or hows that single survival-man called, must have it in the inventory
>>109214968feel free to go do thatpersonally, I like having a relatively small chunk of glass and metal in my pocket which I can use from almost anywhere in the world to instantly communicate in real time with almost anyone anywhere else in the worldnot to mention the same device has realtime access to the vast majority of all of mankind's knowledge and entertainment, again, from almost anywhere that matters in the world
>>109211310it is rather quaint, isn't it?
>>109214968>Dare I say it we shouldn't ever have left the oceans.how would we boil it if we were still in there, dumbass
>>109218867Seafloor geothermal activity like nature intended.
>>109211439If you throw a rock fast enough you can boil water with speed alone.
>>109211435only correct answer
H2O owns me
>>109211310>boils water using excess energy of thinking rocks
>>109211310>water to eatStopped reading
>>109211992>be born into perfect world where tasty, refreshing water exists in the best state, liquid>boil it
>>109220267there's tons of food you make that involve boiling water
>>109220357>involve You don't eat water
>>109211310>>109211341Just wait till you find out about how we just make things spin.
>>109211833Such things are an affront to god. Boiling of water is the sacred covenant. Those who perform these heretical experiments consort with demons, they will doom us all.
>>109211310I spin water to boil water to spin magnets to make electricity to boil water
>>109211310>dig up dinosaur juice and pour into engine>boil it to make engine spin>use engine to dig up glowing rocks>put glowing rocks into power plant>glowing rocks make water boil so turbines spin>electricity delivered to my house>use it to make kettle boil waterWhy not just cut the middleman and make tea in the reactor?
>>109211310Kettles are based. This is now a kettle thread. Post your kettle.
>>109212005>solarThe sun is also just boiling hydrogen when you get down to it.
>>109215641>feel free to go do thatNTA but it's illegal in my cunt
>>109223169just overthrow your commie governmentit's that shrimple
>>109211310turns out we are steeped in a miracle substance
>>109222901
>>109211310I want one of those european 240v plugs for optimal boiling.
>>109224186induction stoves boil water crazy fast
>>109224356My experience has been the complete opposite, it took 2 hours for my pot of soup to reach boiling point when I used one, but then again the stove may have been shitty
>>109211310>UGH>GRUG HATE HOT WATER
>>109224872I know the pots have to be the right kind of metal for them to work well, and there's usually a special mode for it
>>109211310You could also sterilize water with UV light, induce current in a pan to cook, transfer heat from outside to inside using a refrigerant to heat, use electric motors powered from a reversible chemical reaction in a battery to move, and let photons in sunlight knock electrons around in silicon to make electricity.
>>109224186You can get 240V in North America. Most houses have 2 phases of 120V AC wired to them. Standard circuits take one of the phases and neutral, for 120V. But you can also get special plugs wired that have both phases, neutral, and ground, for 4 pins. These are normally used for electric stoves, dryers, HVAC systems, etc., but you could get one wired, acquire a European 240V kettle, and wire a 4-pin NA plug onto it.
>>109214926underrated
>>109211360More like, oh boil!
>>109211496That's a good point, solar panels don't boil water.
>>109222879>just put the PV in the reactor, wagie
>>109211310Well if we used water to create electricity using piezo electricity we would have to shut down all of those coal factories. You wouldn't wnat that would you? Yes there are many ancient sites where giant water energy production exist and cities built aroudn them look exactly like circuit boads of today but...Hold on someone is knocking on the door.
>>109211310Yes
>>109220929>spinPardon?
>>109228682
>>109220686I do especially in summer when it is really hot outside.
you can do a heli without water
>>109228822You just need a magnet to move through wires. In most cases, it's terribly difficult to keep a magnet moving through a linear channel, and much simpler to redirect the harnessed linear motion into a spinning thing.My picrel is an exception, the magnet oscillates up and down here.
>>109211310problem?
>>109211496Thr world was built on cups of tea
We have this thread every fucking day.
>>109229174See u tomorrow
>>109228905I don't get it. Does this meme imply Africans were right about everything?
>>109229198No, they were wrong about moving into our countries. The African side should have social unrest next to every single one.
>>109211435and the jeets too
>>109211310rankine cyclend its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Weird post. Steam from boiling water is exactly what powers an advanced civilization. -- From steam engines to atomic power plants, it's been steam all along.
>>109211310ALL water belongs to AI
>>109229774>steam: the final frontierthese are the voyages of the steam ship enterprise
>>109229198it means burgers are so far ahead on the tech tree that we're literally going to lap them and return to monke through ascendance beyond the need for earthly trappings
>>109211341There's no where to go why go unless its in a simulationOh thats right 4chan! Perfect simulator of human condition
>>109229774Almost any process that puts out a lot of energy, from burning sticks to nuclear fusion, puts out most of its energy as heat. Boiling water and then making the steam spin a turbine is one of the most efficient ways to turn heat into movement or electricity. I'm not sure if there's anything other than water that does it slightly more efficiently, but water is cheaper to get and it's safe to release excess steam into the air.Only real exceptions are photovoltaics, betavoltaics, battery cells, internal combustion, and steam engines that power pistons instead of spinning turbines.
>>109211310>he doesn't know that all magic revolves around the manipulation of water, primarily, boiling water.heh, nothing personalwe drink water to cool down, why?>water boilswe give plants cool water, why?>water boilswater boiling is the epitome of lifes work, there's no life without water, and water boiling is key.the only difference between water (mayim, in hebrew) and heaven (shmayim) is how much sh (shin, i.e. consumable power) there is in the water.
>>109211449then must burn gass and benzene
>>109228690rather not go there if boat still floats
>>109211310Use case for anything other than water boiling? Fulfilling your hollyweird sci-fi fantasies is not a valid use case.
>>109222879silly communists want to ban the nuclear kettle so we're not allowed to have them anymore
>>109239487>betavoltaicsWhat in the Dickens?
>>109211310The water is the real master. We are just its servants.