Are you keeping up with tech trends anon?
>>109274957LMAO?
Make no mistakes!!
>>109274957fart sniffing simulator
>>109274987Why do you still live with your parents underage shit? This site is 18+
>>109275001Brapmaster 5000.
>>109274957it's actually not if you are sitting in a room full of people, makes sense.
>>109275008shut up normie
What the fuck is wrong with people?
>>109274957Literacy is for luddites. Learning to read, write, or type is pointless now that Cleverbot can do it. Soon even English will be deprecated and unncessary, AI will understand us from Newspeak alone. Accelerate!
>>109274957
>>109275189>>109274957why do tech enthusiasts insist upon muzzling themselves like dogs?
>>109275069maybe just type it then
>>109275200It's slower you low IQ retard, even if you type fast.
Never understood the whole dictating prompts instead of writing them thing. Do these people never go back and make edits in their prompts? I can't imagine how you do that with a microphone without sounding like a bumbling idiot>uh, wait, uh no I actually meant wait NO STOP OUTPUTTING, CLAUDE STOP
>>109274957Tell me about the aigoy, why does he wear the mask?
>>109275189guy on the left looks utterly demonic
>>109274957I think there's a market for this. And it made me laugh. I hope this is real.
>>109275106incoherent grunt processing or GTFO>>109275310So what, fast-talking people rarely have anything interesting to day. The only way I see voice input bing useful is if you're having actual conversation and can do something like screen sharing with the model so you can wave your mouse around while saying 'this bit's OK but this stuff over here looks like ass' 'do you want me to get rid of it or just reorganize it' 'yeah no just tidy it up'
*whisper shout*>I SAID NO MISTAKES
>>109274957>>109275189Were rapidly approaching that wojak auto masturbator meme fucking kek
>>109274957If your coworkers hear your 10x programmer prompts they could do them too and you'd lose your job.
>>109274957>claude you bloody benchod the title alignment is fucked sarr please fix now
>>109275310>speak into microphone for 3 seconds>type in command for 10 seconds>wait 3 minutes for task to completehuge savings.
do you at least have a link to the product? It's not a model I'm familiar with. Or is it an ai one?
>>109277105I bet you can't find the brand.
>>109274957LmaoAI really is the new COVID and all the normies are falling for it all over again.
>>109277138no
very cool, the muzzle really complements my wage cage aesthetic!
>>109275492Can't wait for the clips of prompt engineers screaming "DO NOT REDEEM!!!" into these death masks.
>>109274957he's actually screaming 'do not redeem' on the top of his lungs.
>>109274957>>109275189average vibetard, and that's not counting the vibe-buttplug
>>109274957it needs some adjustments, but I could see a niche really being into it.
>>109274957wow these should be mandatory in open offices
I needings smelling homeland again
>>109278366Combining bondage gear and computer peripherals is really an untapped market.
>>109278371Please make computer poo sar
>>109275539>>109276378>>109278358Perfect for the vibefag who shits up /gee/ with his codetrans spam
>>109275563and they aren't even showing the JorkMaster5000 with rimjob addon he's wearing
>>109274957AIfags fucking destroyed, humiliated, BTFO'd and finished by their own selves no less
>>109275200If your arms are busted and you use something like https://talonvoice.com/ to work your computer and you don’t have a dedicated office you’re stuck with the cuck mask
>>109274957O0oâ—‹fff
>>109274957>Plz, Claudia, bobs and vagene! Love you so much
>>109277138Artificial Injections
>>109274957goy muzzle
>>109274957you WILL use the speakwriteyou WILL listen to AIyou WILL read from AIyou WILL achieve nothingyou WILL own nothingyou WILL be happy
>>109274957>>109275015
>>109274957why are aijeets like this?
>>109274957I assume the cuck-muzzle will stream the boss farts into the ai wagies in real time
>>109279323Obviously, the wagie will be forced to rate the farts with a form and thank the boss for it. This humiliation ritual actually boosts performance of vibecoders.
>>109274957> noiceSpaceX saaaaarrrsss!
>>109274957>>109279348can't wait to live stream my farts to the aijeets muzzles, loving this timeline
This shit would be much less dehumanizing if they made it somewhat transparent, like an oxygen maskin its current form it looks like gimp fetish gear
>>109275492>Never understood the whole dictating prompts instead of writing them thingWhy do illiterate people act like illiterates? truly a mystery
>>109279503>it looks like gimp fetish gearthat's just to remind the wagies their place
>>109274957I know this is 100% ragebait but background noise on microphone is not a problem for years now. Use a quality cardioid mic, activate a background noise remover VST (even the free one in OBS is good enough), enjoy talking to your computer like a faggot. This solution will cost a lot less than whatever cost that BDSM mic is.
>>109279487>Doesn’t smell like anything to me.
>>109279568Anon its not about noise cancelling but cancelling YOUR spoken words for others in the office
>>109279574they're not ready for my full extra stinky BRAP potion
>>109279587With a good mic, you can whisper into it and still have a signal:noise ratio higher than 100:1 even in a loud as fuck environment. Even a shitty SM57 can do that.
>>1092749574u
>>109275492People actually, literally vibe code, in the sense that they put almost zero thought into it.
>>109274957>You will own nothing>You will live in a pod>You will wear the Anthropic Claude Muzzle (TM)(
>>109275310Not to any noticeable degree unless you're a shit typist or an extremely fast talker
>>109275001post scarcity live BRAP streaming directly from your boss' asshole, with intensity maxed to enhance the experience of wageslaving, this is because completely suicidal scenarios increase efficiency, you gotta have efficiency
>>109274957>I have no mouth and I must screamTruly prophetic
>>109275001Can finally achieve my pheromonic farts dream
>>109279356looks like jon blow
>>109275189>>109274957>get your goy muzzle on goyim!!!
>>109274957Is this an update to the nasal ranger?Braps are on the menu now.
karaoke mike
>>109274957Is this the new Osmo (by the guy on the WEF site) device that replicates scents? Does it take cartridges like centsi for mobile phones
>>109275189Too plain. Needs a cozy wrap.
>>109275189Oh no no no no
>room full of red/pink seething wojaks>big brother decoration + brutalist atmosphere>obese boss in an altar with BRAP capturing device>boss BRAPs are streamed to basedjacks BRAP-sniff muzzle>"remember that your here forever" big brutalist poster>"maybe suicide is the answer" smaller more cutesy poster
>>109279487B A S T E
>>109277105lol if you're only working on 1 project at a time, you're ngmi. try 5 at a time, then you'll see the savings.
>>109274957Hey my leash meme already came true I can't believe how right I was.
>>109275310>t. 20wpm
>>109275492They're unable to touch type, so they try to save face by imitating touch typing.
>>109282114You forgot thing with AI
Top kek, you know this is just about no one wanting to listen to jeets in the workplace, so they made them wear muzzles.This is actually a very sensible invention.
>>109286809post it
>>109274957AI-jeets absolutely BTFO'd
