https://core.telegram.org/bots/serverless>Telegram Serverless lets you run backend code for your bot and Mini App directly on Telegram's infrastructure — no servers to provision, no containers to keep alive, no scaling to think about. You write plain JavaScript modules, deploy them with a single command, and Telegram runs them in a fast, isolated V8 sandbox that sits right next to the Bot API and a built‑in database.There's no excuse anymore, anon. You can deploy your own personal assistant using free LLMs APIs in it and get notifications directly on your Telegram account with all kinds of stuff, whether that be summaries, price checkers, PC/server monitor, even a thread watcher, as easy as it can be using this now.
What would I actually use it for thoughLike, seriously. Notifications of what?
>>109279978Paul, how are you doing man? I was wondering when are you going to explain that situation with GRU guy sitting in between telegram servers and clients. You are aware that he works for the Russian government right now? Does it not concern you that someone does the datamining and maps open+secret chats info to see who's talking to who, their activity and rough location and such?You know it's a big deal lately, I've heard that is how they figure out how to catch maduro. Same recon data helped them to pinpoint his exact location.You sure you don't want to change your head of networking guy?
>>109280025Crawl a bunch of websites to look for certain tags and if something of your interest pops up you get a notification. You can use a LLM to analyze the response and then send a small summary to you.
>>109279978I already wrote a telegram llm wrapper bot last year. haven't used it because there is no use case. all the things you mentioned are useless shit.
>>109280081Meds.
>>109280093Tags of what? What are you talking about? Porn?What would a normal person use this for
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>>109280316>>109280081explain for those without context.
>>109279978Meh, I wish that LLM stuff never got invented.I use telegram to stay in contact with my gf, no one is using telegram where I live so she's the only contact.
>>109280329Telegram client puts identification on each package it sends. Does not matter if it's secret chat or not. You are always identified and they have a GRU guy in charge of all networking in Telegram. He does DPI on every single bit of information that flows between Telegram servers and it's users. Basically Red Globohomo does Red Globohomo things.
>>109280368What that has to do with no one using TG around you?
>>109280397nothing just saying, it's nice having chat app w/o side noise unlike idk whatsapp where all the coworkers are.>>109280379man keep dumpster juices contained to /pol/
>>109280379also telegram is basically banned & mega throttled in russia, if they could read all the traffic they would not ban it. they're forcing everyone on that wechat clone Max, tried installing it to check it out but western numbers are range banned or something.
>>109279978>serverless>uses telegram's servers
>>109280522implying you can be serverless or a serverlet
>>109280443>nothing just saying, it's nice having chat app w/o side noise unlike idk whatsapp where all the coworkers are.Oh, OK. I still don't get what that has to do with LLMs, but alright.>>109280468>they're forcing everyone on that wechat clone MaxAh, the Five Eyes Tactic. Route your traffic through your neighbors so they can have a look and then report it back to your as you see fit. Dunno why a thug shithole like Russia would resort to that instead of being upfront about it, but alas, states can be weird.
>>109280522KekGoycattle are so stupid it hurts.
>>109280468>if they could read all the traffic they would not ban itDumb faggot. That guy is in charge of the private company in EU, USA etc, it operates globally. AND also in Russia.TG was banned for regular citizens to decrease the exposure to information further. Because you are lurking around there and you are not supposed to interact with them in any way.>>109280443I am being politically correct while discussing technology. What are you insinuating?
>>109280635>TG was banned for regular citizens to decrease the exposure to information furtherNah, that's not it, ruskies are pretty well informed. I read ruskies blogs and check 2ch from time to time because it reminds me of the old internet at they allow hotlinking. It's all in their runes but translation tools are pretty good today.
>>109280379>each packagefiewww, almost started to worry about. i dont send any packages via telegram. sent some packages via DHL, but it is omerican company so guess im safe
>Serverless>directly on Telegram's infrastructure
>>109279978>using free LLMs APIsnah, maybe I'll be interested once it becomes feasible to run non-retarded model locally but I doubt it, it's just too much tech that goes too deep for me.>>109280716you know what he meant, don't play stupid
>>109280731Truly serverless would be something running locally on your phone (maybe in termux) and connecting over Briar/Delta chat, or similar. This abuse of terminology is just marketing for the gullible goy cattle.
>>109280731>nah, maybe I'll be interested once it becomes feasible to run non-retarded model locally but I doubt it, it's just too much tech that goes too deep for me.It's not like I'm going to be running any sensitive stuff through those spyware-ad-tech-pipeline-data-broker-bait APIs. They are going to be hella disappointed if they look into that, so it's perfect to neat little projects.
no no i'm not a goy cattle i have lain pfp bro and i have knowledge not like any of these normgroids amirite
Powerwording schizos are funny as shit man
>>109280468>they're forcing everyone on that wechat clone Max, tried installing it to check it out but western numbers are range banned or somethingThat is because telegram is for foreigners and bad russkies. Max is for the good obedient goyim breed of ruskies. Althgouh they monitor and own both through oligarchy.
>>109280712https://dev.moe/en/3025
>>109279978I rusheart all based kekistanis
>>109280025You're brown, dirty argensimian.
>>109280837Another person computer
