IBM is dying and you're laughing?
>noooo not my precious zog-captured corpolino
He won.
Glownigger shitheap
>>109281338he's literally dead
JUSTICE FOR KASPAROV
rip ai bros
>>109281006how have they even got so high in the first place? what do they even do these days?
zoom out
>data center company during AI overhype>crashing and burning
>>109281431still shit
>Pajeet CEO>Most employees are in IndiaIndia Brahmin Machines lmao
>>109281808Get brown, go down.
>>109281448zoom in
>>109281808>India Brahmin MachinesBased.
>>109281425They create things like SystemD and Wayland via their embrace, extend, and extinguish paradigm of Red Hat and linux-at-large
>>109281370>wins from beyond the graveYou're right that's even more impressive.
Surely just a little more outsourcing to India will fix this problem.
buy ze dip
>>109281006nobody ever lost their job for buying ibm
qrd on this nothingburger?
>>109283793What strong product does IBM even have nowadays?
>>109283802RHEL
>>109283768>nobody ever lost their job for buying ibmwell maybe now that's not so true.
>>109281370>he's literally deadThe living should envy the dead
>>109281370And bald
>>109281338there's a reason he decided against expanding Apple to India for manufacturing after he took a trip there
>>109281006they have survived worsebut no one should carethe only hardware they do anymore is that z series stuff and boring big iron power
>>109284212Both RHEL and Hashicorp are absolutely imploding as we speak, bleeding talent weekly. Canonical is scooping a lot of the enterprise hardware engineers and SUSE is eating the EU employees. RedHat selling is one of the worst things to happen to Linux as a project IMO.
>>109281006Got what they deserved for selling the thinkpad brand to lenovo.
>>109284230anybody with a finops department is probably getting grilled as to why they are paying for Terraform when OpenTofu exists. same for Vault and OpenBao, Rocky/Alma vs. RHEL, etc.The open-source stuff is usually better at this point. The one interaction I had with Rocky support (CIQ) was incredibly professional and they got my iSCSI issue resolved with a few sysctl commands and some tweaks on the SAN side. I doubt the community support would be worse, it'd just take longer.
>>109281006IBM is run by DEI commie jeet troons
>>109281006Yeah but at something totally unrelated
>>109281338Didn't he work for IBM for a while?Also Macbook was entirely irrelevant until around 2015. He was already dead
>>109281006"dying". Nigga its same level it was 2 months ago. You people are so bad at this.
>>109285367>drops 90%>it's the same level it was 2 years ago
>90%
>>109281808more likeIndian Bowel Movements
>>109281006indian benchod machines
>>109281006Wait? Endless Spring Boot isn't innovation?
>>109283802IBM is primarily two things now: consulting, which is when they send in an army of jeets to coat everything you have with endless layers of java shit; the other is legacy mainframe products and services. Jeets generally aren't trusted to touch any of that as it tends to be banking and other mission critical systems that could lose billions per minute if fucked up.
>>109286080Im guessing thats about adapting to using AI faster and selling other companies services about implementing AI into their workflows or some shit
>>109286080how did they not move quickly enough, if IBM Watson was being talked about as far back as in 2012, I remember in 2017 trying to find access to it so i could use AI for coding, I shit you not, then year two later OpenAI appears.I thought Watson was like this super AI far better than shit openAI was doing, but here they are all this time dying and failing to secure clients, they were literally on the fucking forefront of this technology, fucking yikesanyway for what its worth, my algorithm ranks them super low, would NOT invest
>>109281006>jeet company failsgood
>>109281370>>109281402>>109284794Brand war tribalism is honestly pathetic, take the L and FUCK OFF.
>>109284794Body shaming in H2 of 2026... just like a woman would, wow that's low.
