Nothing on mymonero.com works. localmonero.co is shut down. Whats the best way to do this? Everything kinda feels fucky or shitty
>>109294987>Whats the best way to do this?stop being a pdf file
Hello, demoralization propaganda>>109295258Eventually you will be doxed, too.
feather wallet and wagyu.xyzsimple as
>>109294987Kraken
>>109294987Just use Cake Wallet for everythingIf you can't buy Monero in your country, just buy Litecoin and swap
>>109294987Isn't there a PDF FILE that tells you how?
Buy VPNs with it. Donate with it.Pay your friends with it.Pay local businesses with it.
>>109295258This>>109294987But if you're not one then buy BTC from any CEX then swap with eigenwallet. If you're one then kys
the best way to use monero is to sell it for usd
>>109294987dont, crypto is for suckers and scammers
>>109294987this post led me to look into the localmonero subreddit because thats a fucking shame; and i found this https://app.kotova.io/
>>109295258give us your wallet address if you arent one of those
>>109297754cognitive dissonance and bagholding go hand in hand so valliant attempt but it wont amount to much
>>109294987hold forever, you will be rich in 10 years
>>109294987Monero is the only cryptocurrency with a use-case.This makes Jews seethe endlessly.
>>109294987Gonna just use it for internet transactions keeping my own paper trail.
I even downloaded the official monero gui and that piece of shit wouldn't even let me create a wallet the option to name it is permanently greyed out for no reason... watched a tutorial to see what could be wrong or something I didn't click and realized several buttons are missing. Everything surrounding this feels extremely shitty.
>>109297754Only second to fiat money and the federal reserve system
>>109295994I'm trying to buy drugs for my faggot ass wife
zog markets don't accept it so it's useless. Digital farts.>b.. b.. but my anonymityAre you scared of glowies? Just run them over with your car
>>109297754I really wonder who is behind this post
xmrbazaar.com
>>109297754>put your eggs in one basket, don't do anything about failed payments and do NOT make it so you can pay anonymously!
>>109299392Use Featherwallet, it's much nicer.
Ok so I finally got a wallet and linked my zelle account to Haveno where I can buy monero. I want to buy $1 equivalent of monero just to see if it works but I'm not understanding how that will go to my wallet? Ilinked zelle to buy and sell monero but I don't understand where the hell the monero will go when I do. To zelle??
I just mine ithttps://gupax.io
>>109294987simpleswap.io
>>109296538This
>>109302308how much are you making. you realize you have a completely cost free drug dealing business on your hands don't you?
>>109303907
>>109294987https://monerica.comhttps://kycnot.me/?currency-mode=or¤cies=xmr
>>109295258>>109295994The f stands for file>pdfphileMuch better
>>109300475>FeatherwalletThis. Feather Wallet just werks.https://featherwallet.org
>>109299535>junkie wifelol lmao
>>109294987id buy ltc or btc and then swap it to monero
>>109296538>Pay local businesses with it.name ONE bill I can pay with monero
>>109302308I'm mining Monero-chan!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_MOQHYRE1c
>>109308585>his local businesses aren't basedSorry to hear that you live in goyville.
>>109307843She likes to get high and fuck!!
>>109308876based and highpilled
Buy gift cards on coinsbee. Also bought gold from someone om Monerica
just use kraken and transfer to local wallet. The glowies know you have monero, boo hoo. They can't track what you buy with it.I use monero to buy estrogen.
>>109311065If you're only trying to on-ramp into monero, it's much better to buy a "normal" coin like bitcoin or litecoin on a central exchange like Kraken, then use CakeWallet to do a swap from the normal coin into monero. That way the KYC info youre forced to provide to the central exchange isn't associated with monero at all.Sure it's only one or two chain-hops detached, but that's still enough to harden the plausible deniability case.
>>109311098true, if you're caught with something illegal they can say to a jury you probably used the monero to buy it.But for me estrogen is legal so I don't care much.
>>109299535just use daunt.link
>>109295258>>109295994Diddlers post their bullshit everywhere for free if you don't have a team of sweepers, where the fuck does the idea come from that you need currency to get CSAM?>>109294987>use USDC/LTC >swap in cakewallet or Coinomi >done
>>109295258>>109295994>[thing government hates] is for pedos, guys!Monero is for drugs not CSAM, silly glowies
>>109312310Random pics and clips get posted all the time but if you pay you can get an entire compilation of everything that has been released in the last 5/10/20 years, hundreds of gbs or even tbs of data for a one time payment, conveniently hosted on a fast server.
>>109297754And buying good drugs from reputable vendors
>>109312332glowniggers are afraid
>>109294987Local node through i2p/tor + monero wallet cli/thread
>>109311065YWNBAW.
>>109297754ok fiatcuck
>>109310923>coinsbeedamn very nice
>>109299769>xmrbazaar.comcute monero-chan in the banner
>>109311065I finally went with this. Kraken to buy monero then withdraw/transfer to cake wallet. Its the swiftest way to actually have monero to spend without doing the trade/swap into monero method. I realize its less untraceable but as soon as it hits cake wallet I should be invisible. I'm not buying harcore drugs or anything in bulk quantities so the police would have to be extremely bored to fuck with me just to give me like 30 days in jail or some shit which they would still need to take me to court just to even prove it.
>>109297754I understand your concern but Monero is the only crypto with an actual usecase that isn't some retarded scamcoin.>>109294987>run your own node through TOR on a PC in your home>swap coins into monero through any anonymous exchange (plenty exist and are easy enough to find if you just look for sites that advertise monero centric services)>Use monero to pay for VPNs/drugs and other shit, or just use monero to buy other crypto that is basically unconnected to a main KYC walletIts as shrimple as that honestly, its a blessed currency and I hope it continues.
>>109312360You seem awfully aware. Anyway, monero is mostly for drugs nowadays.
>>109319794>monero is mostly for drugs nowadaysProofs?
>>109320640If you need one, stay on reddit
>>109320640>nowadaysalways was
>>109322230>always wasnot really
>>109313258>i2phmm interesting
>>109322139>plebbit>not dread
Monero is the only cryptocurrency that's actually used, as in spent on goods and services. There's a large curated index of places to spend XMR @ Monerica.com.
>>109295258>>109295994holy projection
>>109294987The time is not there yet when it will become indispensable, wait until CBDCs will be voluntarily forced down our throats and stores will be punished for accepting cash. I think we'll start hearing "I only accept monero" more often. This works especially well for big money movements, as the more CBDC gain ground and cash disappears the more the underworld is forced to switch to some other medium of exchange.It will even be mined by three-letter agencies at a much larger scale to have means of trade with the underworld.This is, of course, assuming monero survives the attacks against it.
Consider the following: https://docs.i2pd.website/en/latest/tutorials/Monero/
>>109300839TradeOrge was so good, but glowniggers got to it. Ever since I found it more convenient to first buy BTC, send it to cake wallet, and buy XMR there (although at an acceptable but somewhat unpleasant fee). I don't remember the last time I tried to use Haveno, but I believe it requires you to first deposit some XMR as an assurance of payment anyway, some (all?) orders require that your account already has a certain % of the sum of money being traded in the total order.
>>109326586>https://docs.i2pd.website/en/latest/tutorials/Monero/Very based
>>109326603You'd be better off buying LTC instead of BTC and sending it to cake wallet, less fees that way
>>109311098>central exchange isn't associated with monero at all.It's Joever, first thing I did when I open an exchange account was buy monero, when is the IDF going to bust down my door? On a serious note, buying Monero isn't illegal, I don't any LE is gonna you bought some shitcoin.
>>109327488>buying Monero isn't illegalyet...
>>109328361It will be extremely difficult to suppress, look at VPNs for example, governments especially U.S. government are just not tech literate enough to do anything serious to stop you buying crypto regardless of what big bank says.
>>109294987Financial transactions
>>109328554How?
>>109294987>Trocador to swap>Retoswap to acquire it p2p>XMRbazaar to browse warezWhat else do you need? I use it mostly to donate to people and projects anonymously etc.
>>109326603>TradeOrge was so goodYepRIP
>>109295258Why?
>>109318637>so the policeit's monerover
>>109327488>when is the IDF going to bust down my doortwo weeks
>>109294987thinking about getting a hardware wallet for this shit. Any advice, warnings, etc.?
>>109334461Trezor?
How can one coin be so based?
>>109334985yeah, safe 3 specifically
>>109326741https://antimoonboy.com/darknetmarketmaximalism/