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I can not imagine how it's like working with these people
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>>109337307
My little sister gets matchas every day.
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>>109337307
why so bitter anon?
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I have to deal with boomers talking about the worst crimes possible ("did you hear about that baby that was r**** by his own father?").
They can only talk about violence and negative stuff: it seems like their only interest is gruesome crime.

This is nothing, I wish my coworkers were like this.
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>>109337307
Silly girls are making fun of the people you dislike yet you're too retarded to realize that and hate them directly. Ironic.
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>>109337307
Work? That's a daycare for women, aka children in adult skin.
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>>109337364
You should just show way, way too much interest in those kinds of stories and they’ll stop. I learned this accidentally.
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>>109337307
I did web development work for an otherwise all-woman makeup company on the beach in southern California and they weren't this bad.
They were bad, don't get me wrong, but this is obvious rage baiting.
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>>109337307
In my previous job our employer would beat their workers and steal their wages if they didn't meet their quota.
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>>109337307
this is fake for ragebait engagement. they went overboard and it is too obvious
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I'm getting old and I've seen my fair share of misery (and also experienced). That wouldn't bother me at all.
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>>109337307
well as long as I can just do my job
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>>109337307
Sadly they all make $350k per year right out of college. I had a sales guy who's sister graduated college and got hired by Adobe. She was a VP - OUT OF COLLEGE. He asked her what Adobe does, and she had no fucking clue. Fucking nuts.
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BOGGED
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>>109337430
I believe it lol I open dating apps in DC and every single girl I shit you not aged 24 is “VP of sales “ “ director of marketing” “head of HR”

Or some other exec position somehow I don’t get it
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>>109337630
>director of marketing
We have a just out of college girl where I work who's director of marketing. No one works for her though, she's the entire marketing department. I don't know what they did before she was hired.
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That looks soooo fun. I want to be part of that :' ) a girl who gets along with girls T_T i'm fun and pleasant and normal too i swear ∙,_,∙
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>That looks soooo fun. I want to be part of that :' ) a girl who gets along with girls T_T i'm fun and pleasant and normal too i swear ∙,_,∙
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I have worked in an all female environment. It wasn't that bad. Just constant bitching and chatter
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>>109337333
Checking
Also, you do not have a sister.
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>>109337409
Battle hardened niggas such a these keep /g/ a habitable place and protect it from slipping into the depths of obscurity.
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>>109337824
Lmao, I have a sister. Weirdest thing I've seen the internet be skeptical about.
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>>109337430
This is false. No one becomes VP straight out of college and without atleast 4-5yrs of experience even in family firms.
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>>109337836
Go to her room right now and show a zoomed in version of her pillow. If there're strands of female hair on the pillow only then I'd believe you have one.
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>>109337849
No, perv.
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>>troons on /g/ looking at this right now and think "omg yaaaas this is totally ME!"
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>>109337864
Wanting to a see a close-up of a woman's pillow is.. LE PERVERSION!!

Tell your supposed sister to bring meds for you on the way back.
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>>109337307
POV your office all
>young
women. I've worked in offices where I've been the only male but the women weren't all 20-somethings, it was fine.
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>>109337893
I'm not sneaking into my sister's room to take a picture of her hair for some Internet jew telling me to take meds.
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My coworkers are all women in their late 30s & early 40s.
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>>109337333
I've read this light novel.
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>>109337907
No man who possesses the gentle and loving company of a woman, moreover who happens to be his sister, would ever resort to such unappealing and uncouth language.

Your words reek of lack of female company, as their mere presence in the house even a few hours of the day exerts a calming and smooth demeanour in man's behaviour and language, which you do not exhibit, hence proving my initial assertion that you do NOT have a sister's company in your home.
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>>109337930
Bitch, I'm around a woman not lottery winners.
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>>109337930
Fuck it. Meme this into reality. I don't want my whore sister.
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>>109337930
Also strawman fallacy and non-sequitur just so you lose the 4chan game.
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>>109337364
>r****
What exactly are you trying to accomplish here?
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>>109338008
>8008
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>>109337307
me neither if they behaved like that here theyd just be out of a job for unprofessional behaviour
feels like an america/canada thing, maybe scandinavia too women cant be wrong there either
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>enter workplace
>unbothered, in my lane
>do the bare minimum not to get fired
>collect paycheck
>return home to a simple, honest loving wife
>have dinner, make love and be thankful for all the gifts almighty has blessed me with
>make threads on /g/ before going to bed
>sleep
Life's good.
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>>109337307
Didn't a lot of these women start getting fire about a year or two ago when AI and running costs started increasing for businesses? I remember see a wave of TikToks about them losing their jobs.
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>>109338215
I can fix her, provided she gives me that Logitech keyboard, whose keys are drenched in her natural skin oils.
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>>109337757
you will be a woman.
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>>109337307
>Oh no I got ragebaited!
>Better show it to the chins
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>>109337364
Oh no! I hope you're ok, r**** is never a good topic. You should definitely ask HR for a safe space!
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>>109337307
Fun, exciting, fulfilling?
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don't worry, you won't. Now that AI can code stuff these ladies will replace you with AI while drinking mocha. They're easier on the eyes for management anyway.
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>>109338335
This!
People like OP have no joy in their lives, hence the seethe and indifference.
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>>109337307
It's fine. These are the kind of people that get laid off when you read about mass lauoffs.
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>>109337364
What's so bad about a baby getting rizz? It's probably just for cool photos for Instagram. What's the big deal?
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>>109337369
no it might ironic but its the same as going full retard

by doing the parody the admit its all true and not just quirky, it validates the hate instead of displacing it
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>>109338362
it's the opposite, you're the one getting laid off lol
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>>109337307
they behave like my 5yo niece
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>>109338381
post niece so that I may do an impartial analysis myself.
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>>109338381
dont you wish you could actually have fun?
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>>109338438
with my niece, yes
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>>109337307
I would also dance like that if my job were to just be on instagram all day
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>>109337307
I was the sole male in an office job for three months. Could not stand it. Even if you think a girl is cute (three of them were in my case) there's 0% chance you can date her, they are ALL gossiping with each other and they ONLY want three+somes because it's "dangerous" to be alone with me apparently. My next job was all male and the difference is indescribable. Two of those boys are still among my closest friends despite none of us working together anymore.
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Is matcha a psyop? why the fuck is everyone so obsessed with it suddenly.
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>>109338535
nah it's a chemical op. That shit is filled with mind control drugs and estrogens
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>>109338467
>>109338438
Define 'having fun'.
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>>109337307
They're crazy Anon, stay away.
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>>109338438
I had fun once and it was awful.
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>>109338438
everyday is fun at JUNES!
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>>109338215
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>>109338375
>>109338362
The inverse is usually true due to stack rankings, DEI, and HR looking after their own.
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>>109338623
cute ear
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>>109337307
They need correction
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>>109338623
kek
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>Women make a quirky video of them having fun
>Men on the internet start seething with rage upon seeing it
I miss the times when people weren't all so fucking miserable
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Incel thread.
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>>109338879
>women when paid choose not to work that's quirky and fun
>men paid and they google what to get for lunch COMPANY TIME STOLEN STRAIGHT TO GULAG
Uh-hu
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>>109338904
See what I mean - you're coming up with fake scenarios just to be mad. You're miserable.
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>>109338215
Now you remember xer
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>>109338770
>brown
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>>109338893
simp post
>>109338879
>quirky
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>>109337836
This anon is lying about having a sister
On the internet, of all places!
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>>109337423
Anon, you are surrounded by 4 hormonal women, you are not getting shit done.
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>>109338925
This gives me hope in humanity.
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>>109338946
Embrace their hormones for job security
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>>109337307
I realise this is a comedy sketch, but even if it wasn't, is this economy real?
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>>109338955
That blue back bow..
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>>109337307
I’d have a boner all day in that office
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>>109337307
How to get hired here as a straight male?
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>>109339046
That's the fun part.
You don't.
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>>109338438
I wish I could have fun by chanting a single word, alas, I'm not clinically retarded
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>>109337307
Soul, I wish I worked there.



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