>Got time for a quick call?
>>109347802If someone says that I immediately just call them.
>>109347810based, very chad maneuver
>>109347802>Hiiiii!!!! ZOMG a CALL!? CNAI HAZ A MINUTE??? xDDDDDDDD!!!!
>>109347802Busy. Fuckin ur mom.
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
>>109347810It’s better than the 25-40 delay to every message you send in teams
>>109347810same
>>109347802>Hi, Anon. How are you?If you do this, you deserve ten years of hard labour. Just describe what your problem is or what you want from me in your first message.
>>109347802>sees your ping at the bottom right corner asking for a call>ignore it and leave it on read>3 hours later>apologies i was stuck in calls, what do you need?type it out bitch. ill read it when im done doing what im doing
>>109347802>Got time for a quick dick down?
>>109347802>>109347810Phone calls over 1 minute long are generally intolerable. So, unless I really like the person, or someone is trying to pay me, I usually say I'm way too busy, or wait 6 hours to say sure so they don't actually call.
>>109351949
>hi
>>109347810This. And then you always get "I-I didn't mean right now!"I absolutely hate people who beat around the bush. You want to have a phone call? Call me. You have a question? Just fucking ask it, don't ask "Can I ask you a quick question?" first.
>send out email>hey - 5 min call?>I saw your email. what do you want me to do?>repeat contents of the email>ohh ok, got it. ill keep you postedkill yourself
>>109352520I've realized normalfags are actually incapable of reading anything that's on a screen.The number of calls I have to make regugitating what was in an email, or having to print shit out just so people actually read it is ridiculous.
>>109351949https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8AzdptjcJmY
>>109347802> Are you there?
>>109349187>h-hello?
>>109352561Do you have stairs in your home?
>>109352561Have you got my email about the TPS reports?
>>109352613No, I didn't get it, can you try sending it again?
no.
>>109352789I just didCheck your spam folderIf its not there kindly contact IT to release the mail in exchange
I can't wait until we get a model that is more intelligent than the smartest humans. It will be like communicating with an alien species.
>>109352822In exchange for what? I'm not paying for that.
>>109347802I send this to people and we talk for like five minutes. I’m someone people like talking to so it works everytime.
>>109347810this is the right call. Own the conversation, don't let them own you
>>109352866>In exchange for what?in exchange for a ticket :^)
>>109352346I do it for mic check rather than small talk. Teams is notorious for audio glitches. Side effect of this is it helps me come off as courteous
